Headcanon: Yuu, Ace, Deuce, and Grim somehow managed to train carrier pigeons and/or ravens to send messages to each other when they couldn't use their phones.
It started out as a punishment from Riddle, but now they just genuinely enjoy writing and hanging out with the birds. Plus, there's the benefit of easily burning the evidence of whatever cursed bs they draw or write.
These idiots have good ideas, sometimes.
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miles: pavitr, i don't think we can enter this bar
pavitr: why?
miles: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us
pavitr: you dumbass
pavitr: just invite more people
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I think some of people need to learn the difference between a joke and canon because some of you guys have legitimately convinced yourselves that Max, Hopper, and Jonathan hate Mike.
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Ive seen some people who hate lxc for being pissed at wwx for not dating lwj yet but to be fair from lxc's point of view from the very beginning at the cloud recesses he literally told wwx where his brother would be bathing, completely naked, and suggested that he should join. He could not have been a more direct wingman if he tried what was he supposed to think
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What does Dark Souls fandom ship.....?
Okay so... me and @val-of-the-north arrived to an unhappy conclusion that Dark Souls trilogy doesn't have 'legit' yuri ships?
Like I know that any yuri ship is valid because in Soulsborne we hardly get any lore so it DOES lay on our imagination, but hear me out; in Bloodborne and Elden Ring fandoms we have many "staple" ships such as Mariadeline, Finlenia, Yurimposter, Nephelika, Rom x Ebrietas, Rom x Yurie, Rennala x Marika (canon too), Henriett x Amelia, those two Nox women that put the first puppet experiment on themselves. Even Eileen x Doll, Ariadella, Maria x Doll, Annalise x Maria or Imposter x Iosefka @ all those Ranni x Melina tier ER ships when you go to the dark side. Even rareships like Maria x (female) Izzy, Maria x Eileen, Rom x (female) Caryll, Gratia x Maria, Kos x Flora or Wet Nurse x Queen Yharnam don't really make you question! And new ships keep popping up!
But with Dark Souls trilogy it's like.. *cicada noises*
It is either a crossover ship with another Soulsborne game (Maria x Friede is THE example), or a very random ship that doesn't have any substance/justification besides literally put two women together and Thats It (either porn addict reasons or spite FOR those porn addict reasons). I am not really sure, either 1) actually Dark Souls trilogy fandom has genuine yuri ships that are neither crossover or random but I am unaware and need to socialise with DS fans more ( @heraldofcrow let me know as the only member of Lore Council who isn't ridiculously asocial),
or 2) Dark Souls simply IS crafted like this with timeline and contexts so that one can't instantly deduce a genuine yuri ship, in WHICH case there is only ONE thing I can do to improve the situation:
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Gauche, Zora & Nacht: [comes up with a long and elaborate plan to escape a locked room without relying to magic]
Nacht: I tell you what, boys. We are incredibly clever.
Nero: [opens the door]
Zora:
Gauche:
Nacht: ...How did you do that?
Nero: It wasn’t locked.
Zora: Riiiight.
Nero: Hang on. Three of you in one cell and none of you thought to try the door?
Gauche: It should have been locked.
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Echo: ...you are such an idiot
Fives: *hand stuck in the vending machine slot* don't worry, I am very well aware of that-
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SMG4: Making funny youtube videos is like military combat and I'm the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches.
Mario: Tranch.
Meggy: Tranch.
Bob: Tranch.
SMG4: I'm sending you three on a mission into enemy territory and I don't expect any of you to return.
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Warning: Mild spoilers for Vargas Camp en
Omg he said it. He said the thing. They finally acknowledged the One Braincell Squad
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
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