#/ this is a joke

[applesauce42069]

"why do jewish girls always have such big racks" idk about everyone else but as an ashkenazi i can speak for myself when i say that my body was built to feed 15 children in the shtetl and i resist it every day

[localcanadiancryptid22]

I HAVE ACHIEVED,ULTIMATE POLYCULE.

[frownyalfred]

Ugghhh cant people let two men be friends?? Superbat Makes no sense! Its not like the official dc tik tok account posted a compilation of their moments with a "which could mean nothing" caption!!!

DC normalizing that toxic and inappropriate relationship is disgusting. Think of all the fans they're showing that content to -- I mean, Superman and Batman are FRIENDS. This woke bullshit needs to end (/s)

[thespiritssaidso]

I weep as I hold my head in my hands. “I can’t write for shit. I’m such a fraud.”

Behind me, a voice says “You know who else is a fraud?”

I whip my head around and see none other than “Shawn Spencer?!”

[the-flying-robins]

[sunshines-child]

y'all are out here having "comfort characters" and "kinning". how about you start kinning success. the only comfort character I have is cold hard cash. cha-ching motherfuckers.

[lorekeeper-backset]

I think Magolor would be into Crypto but he doesn't actually buy into it or believe it has any worth he just likes to scam people.

[transbian-stoner]

Leaked CCTV footage shows Jack Black pushing Kyle Gass under a 10 tonne bus in order to secure his newest roll as Beedle in the up coming Live action Legend Of Zelda film. Authorities on the scene say that Chris Pratt will play Link.

[godtiermageofspace]

My toxic trait is that the biggest reason I want Worm to get an animated, big-budget streaming series is to see what kind of unhinged takes Lily Orchard would have on Amy and Victoria Dallon.

[blackflash9]

So, it's been a while since I've talked about Suyin in any real capacity on here, but I've wanted to say since my time away that SHE IS STILL THE MOST INTERESTING, GROUNDED, LAYERED, AND DOWNRIGHT SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE ATLA/LOK SERIES, AND NONE OF YOU UNCULTURED SWINES WHO EITHER MISUNDERSTAND AND/OR MISINTERPRET HER GREATNESS WILL EVER MAKE ME HATE HER. *Breathes* Okay, that should be it for now. Have a nice day!

[flurty]

*moot hit post limit*

rb if you even like me ;-;

[heya-moth]

If you’d ask me why I love Kremy lecroux so much I would respond with, “he’s such a cool and fun character with an interesting design”

But if you’d ask me on a deeper level. I’d say it’s because I need him biblically and physically, I’d sell my soul to get a piece of gator a-

[ughnowhydoihavetomakeone]

I've been ruined for breath by tears. I just cannot live without my precious child bird slave anymore. Replaying breath, finally got my paraglider, and all I can do is glide?? how medieval. I need to be propelled forward 10 feet by unpaid child-labor as often as possible or else. This is so inefficient and lame. If I don't get my bird slave back I'm letting the apocalypse happen.

[frownyalfred]

(this is continuing the joke)

You superbat antis are WILD to me, it's basically cannon and everyone brings up a "power dynamic" when no one can agree who it's in favor of

I think the fact that Bruce/Batman is essentially Clark's boss in both the Justice League and his day job (if Bruce owns the Daily Planet like in some canon) creates a super imbalanced power dynamic between them. It would be wildly inappropriate for him to be in a relationship with his own subordinate. (/s)

[pokemon-ash-aus]

candy corn is raw unheated candle wax, prove me wrong.

Easy, you have bitchbaby tastes

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!