"why do jewish girls always have such big racks" idk about everyone else but as an ashkenazi i can speak for myself when i say that my body was built to feed 15 children in the shtetl and i resist it every day
Saw someone refer to people who are mixed Italian and Jewish as Pizza Bagels. It’s a cute name. I’m jealous. I’m mixed English and Jewish and all I get called is assimilated.
being married is so hard. one moment your wife is like "i can't conceive, have a baby with my maidservant" and then baruch hashem she does conceive and then the son you had with her maidservant does ONE THING wrong and then she's like "send my maidservant and your child to go die in the wilderness" like you just can't win
AHHHH WHERE'S THAT VIDEO OF THE GUY AT A YESHIVA CLASS GOING UP TO THE MIC AND SAYING "CAN THE TWO BOCHERS IN THE BACK BE QUIET! YOU ARE HERE TO STUDY NOT SOCIALIZE!!
i personally think its funny that im banned from entering several countries by virtue of holding an israeli citizenship. i love living in other people's heads, when the rent is free.