#/ saucy.

[za1ka]

pov: u want to order a drink but this guy keeps sprawling across the entire bar and chatting up divorcées, wyd

+ bonus: just checking

[t00thpasteface]

part of the reason i love mean, bitchy, rude, domineering, firecracker female characters and loathe seeing them defanged is because the prickliness repels men and the defanging is ALWAYS to make them more fuckable for whatever man they have a weird sexual tension with. like yeah i don't like the Mean Lesbian stereotype either but at least the mean lesbian isn't shelving her career to become a tradwife after spending however many episodes/chapters/issues saying how much she didn't want to do either of those things

[gleafer]

LORDY LORDY!

Reddit’s favorite steamy fandom sub @goodomensafterdark is hosting an ineffable smut war starting on this Monday and ending Valentine’s Day! Writers and artists will be submitting their sauciest fandom creations in a friendly battle to see who gets the audience sweating more!

It’s all in good fun and EVERYONE wins a whole month of creators serving the spice!

Come join us, maybe you’ll find your next favorite writer or artists! (Why not both??)

[backfliips]

messy eater

[heph]

Elvish

[vifilms]

enemies to lovers with hockey player!vi and how she would be the most competitive girl in the world. to a point where it’s spiteful. your team has already won your game to be in the championship match but here you are, gloating in the seats, hoping to see you arch nemesis fall flat on her face but she does anything but. high she soars and with a convincing win she is more than happy to make her way to you after she’s showered but still on an endorphin high.

“came all this way to see me, cupcake?”

“you’re just the competition. don’t flatter yourself, violet. coach’s orders to scoop out your weaknesses and return them to her on a silver platter.”

“is it also coach’s orders to come tonight to our celebratory after party? we could make room for you, if you behave yourself. no game talk but then again, we both know you’re not capable of that. besides, you’re the one waiting here for me to get out. not the other way around.”

a challenge. one that inclines a slippery slope. violet knows you’ll be too eager to resist, sights set on pissing her off are too insistent to be ignored.

“says you. will sevika be there? we both know she’s the real top player and not just of the team.”

“we’ll see about that, cupcake.”

[heohl-art]

I'm so (not) sorry for this one😳🤭✨

• You turn me on like a light switch • (I cannot take this song out of my head and that's the result)

Do not think bad.

(Not too much) 🫢

notes: Now just imagine that immediately after that Crowley says something like "Keep that stupid bowtie of yours." (only the bowtie) I WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT

[simp-lyy]

"Smile for the camera, Angel"

What would y'all say if I make something saucysmutty?😳😳

Cause I can and I would but idk how y'all would react-

[timethehobo]

A little treat for the Emmrich romancers?

[kabukiaku]

giving you the eyes. 😏✨💜

left this bad boy in drafts for too long. it was time I cleaned it up. I went crazy with the lighting. I wanted it to be dramatic, like Terzo!

[ser-i-vant]

oh this viktor guy is pretty coo- wait hang on

haaaang on....

that's not who i think it is.... right. Right.

[gleafer]

10,000!!!! Have a naughty wall slam!

[gameraboy2]

Tropical "Take" Saucy Movie Tales, March, 1936 Cover by Norman Saunders

[cursedslimecicle]

Day 275: He Is Safe

Submitted by: Anonymous

[lordenverwhoretash]

[crowlixcx]

Feels so good being bad There's no way I'm turning back Now the pain is for pleasure 'Cause nothing can measure

S&M by Rihanna - The Brainrot Series

(a very special bday edition for the wonderful @ineffabildaddy)