#/ sasori tag .

[snuggleboots]

₊˚♡˚₊ The Akatsuki and their jealousy ₊˚♡˚₊

Tags: GN Reader, GN flirt, general jealousy and implied murder shenanigans.

Tobi essentially zeroes in the instant someone else starts laughing a little too hard at your jokes. Uhm, hello? You're funny, but you're not that funny. In fact, he's pretty sure he's the only person that busts a gut laughing when you crack your silly little one-liners or puns. It's cute to him, nobody else has any business making a play by acting all giggly and doe-eyed. He doesn't need to be violent about it - and really, why would he be? Tobi's just as happy to lean in - uncomfortably close - and then loudly declare that they have something stuck in their teeth! And it's super noticeable! So's their breath! It's not rude, he's just being helpful! He can smell their lunch through his mask! And it's rank! How embarrassing! Haha! They really should go brush their teeth, huh! Go away! Far, far, away!

Hidan is, in fact, very liable to wind up jealous over stupid little things that always result in becoming a pain in the ass for you to defuse when he inevitably hops onto his bullshit. You're out trying to enjoy one meal in peace together? That's funny, because the server seemed to put some weird, flirtatious emphasis on hot when they asked how you like your tea, and that's a problem, and that bitch knows it, too. Oh, they wanna know how hot you like it? Alright! There's loads of people on this earth, and they really wanna get stabbed over you? Fuck it! He just sat down, but clearly he's got some shit to do now. Dinner and a show! Why not?! He gets why Kakuzu doesn't tip now, not that he was gonna anyway. Shit service, and thirsty-ass servers. Fucking ridiculous.

Deidara is the first to notice when someone gets too close and cosy with you. Does it bug him immediately? No. His reaction, however, depends entirely on yours. Do you notice that they're smiling with way too much teeth when they playfully punched your arm? No? Alright. He can let that slide. It's when they deliberately divert your attention from him to themselves that he starts getting annoyed. He's not at all above pointing out tacky behaviour, petty king, and even if it embarrasses you a little, it is highly satisfying for him to see the flirt's face drop into something sour or burn up from the embarrassment. It's even better if you snicker along with him.

Kakuzu's only problem with someone chatting your ear off and really gushing over whatever comes out of your mouth is the fact that they're boosting your ego and he has to deal with it later. Not because the offending flirt boosted your ego, he doesn't give a damn about that, but he's now going to hear the same things you just told them about later when he's already just heard it - and he sincerely doesn't care to hear it again. He doesn't want to act interested, and yet he's going to be faced with either being called a dick, or being forced to feign something to avoid bickering about it after the fact. God dammit.

Kisame doesn't mind seeing someone try their damndest to flirt with you. He trusts you, and he's very happy to sit back while you turn them down- or, if he's lucky, watch while the flirt makes an idiot of themselves trying too hard to clue you in and get your attention. It's funny - he's laughing, and he isn't even trying to hide it. If he's in a cheeky mood, he'll even stir the pot, because he has gremlin tendencies and his humour is catered exclusively to himself. Yeah, he'll egg them on in little ways, until they're feeling nice and confident. Then, while he isn't really a PDA kind of guy, he'll drape a brawny arm over your shoulders, plonk a cheek atop your head and drawl something to the effect of, 'You know what? You do look great in that outfit. It'll look better on the floor later. Ready to go?' Kisame likes finding his own fun like this. The flirts always flap their lips like gasping fish when he hits 'em with that bit, and it tickles his brain just right.

Itachi is generally ambivalent. You have attractive qualities, he knows this, and he's well acquainted with the consequence of having said attractive qualities. As long as you're fine with it and nobody's pushing any obvious boundaries, he's fine with it too. Jealousy isn't an issue at all with Itachi. It only becomes one if you end up uncomfortable and the flirt doesn't pick up on that fact. In that case? He's glad to leave with you, if you don't feel like handling it. If you don't want to leave, or leaving isn't an option? Well, he can use his words. Or, if they've ruffled your feathers enough to annoy him, there are many benefits to being a genjutsu master. Oh, noooo, suddenly all eyes are on the flirt and the judgmental looks are intense and highly disarming. Or, uh oh! There's definitely a fire that just broke out, and they're the only one panicking about it! Oh wow, they left in a hurry. What a shame. They must've drank a little too much, or something like that.

Sasori, simply put, could not possibly care less if you paid him. Possibly aggravated by the fact that someone's breathing air in his direction while he's minding his business with you, someone he can actually tolerate. Yeah, he fully expects you to handle that. He's gained a knack for zoning minor annoyances out- until those minor annoyances become general annoyances. It's only when the offending flirt's voice becomes grating - which, really, doesn't take long at all before he bothers intervening if you haven't already shooed them away yourself. If a terse 'shut up' or 'begone' doesn't dissuade the persistent little gnat, he has poison and many fun, discrete vehicles with which to deliver it. It is purely for the sake of peace and quiet. Does he care when they drop like a sack of rocks, seizing and foaming at the mouth? Not particularly. Do as he does, and zone it out. Don't look at it (derogatory), you'll only encourage it to make more of a scene.

[konohamaru-sensei]

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[diamondrev]

from this.

[tbh-logic]

Took some ship suggestions on Twitter and put them in the prompt blender 🥸

[mossphorescent]

Ummm . Akatsuki doodles. Yeah.

T t ttt tma reference mayhaps....?

Came to me in a dream. No elaboration needed.

Was told to draw something gay. He doesn't actually need that, right?

Kakuzu was the only one who enjoyed Monopoly night :(

Obito's best iterations of course

Bazooka Deidara. What else do you want from me

:3

[milksr]

i cannot separate naruto and my 2009 emo phase in my head and this is the result

[sasorisrealface]

[aprito]

sos month day 26: medical drama another year, another attempt on kabuto's life

based on this au

[tortaart]

Situation in the hideout

[silbaria]

Bomb expert

Comm info || Ko-fi

[septemberlikestea]

dang girl you got the whole squad uncomfortable.

deceive inc turned 1 year old yesterday and i did a meme redraw of all the agents :o)

this is who theyre looking at. yu-mis haircut sucks so bad.

[coycorry]

couple aesthetic

old deisaso sketch that I still love

[blkkatsuki]

artists of the akatsuki!!!!!!!!!

[ID: A digital drawing of Deidara and Sasori on a bright yellow background. Sasori is using his chakra strings and Deidara is making a hand sign. Sasori's expression is bored and neutral, while Deidara is grinning. /End ID]

[every-kuzu]

colorspread!

[kittyfox]

Here's my sakura ships!

Now while I was searching through Naruto's characters, i did find others that I'm pretty sure I also shipped? Or at least saw a fanart piece of them and thought they looked cute together, I'm not sure. But I figured I'd just draw the ones I for sure KNOW I shipped or liked, ones that I really remember.

(I remember most of the ships I didn't include being villains or the bad guys. maybe i just art or sakura joining the itachi club guys, ya'll remember those? That's probably where I got it from)

Anyway! I also wanna point out I haven't seen naruto in YEARS. I watched like maybe a few seasons as a kid when I first discovered YouTube or the internet, so I never finished it and still haven't watched the rest since I'd have to rewatch it all. So apologies if I get some stuff wrong or don't know what I'm talking about lore wise, I just finished drawing these, got a headache, and I need to let my eyes and brain rest, so sorry for any typos and repeating words! Not doing or seeing well!

Anyway, hope you like it, my fav is Lee, i drew him so cute 🥺 and let me know your ships or if you agree with mine!

Hope you have an awesomely ok day!

[milksr]

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