#+ yeah idk im dumb

[wyn0rrific]

i've GOT to go on T and get top surgery soon oh my god

[qprstobin]

I want a Steve who genuinely doesn't want to play DnD because it's just not his thing! He enjoys watching and thinks some of it seems fun, but just isn't interested in the time commitment, or the math, or various other parts of it.

HOWEVER he does demand, like a child when they find out someone is writing a book, to be put in every single campaign as a random npc. He doesn't want to sit down for hours roleplaying, but he does want that seductress in the tavern to have good hair and be named Stevana.

And this isn't like, something the others don't know about, it's very obvious who it is each campaign. Sometimes Eddie even convinces Steve to do the voice for the character if it's a fun one and Steve isn't at work. Steve enjoys how much it both amuses and gets on various Hellfire members nerves, especially because his characters are always... Pretty out there.

Gareth and Jeff tend to be amused by Steve's characters, unless they are actively getting in their way and even then Jeff at least normally just finds them hilarious. Freak continues to want to study Steve like a bug. A crowd favorite for the CC members but a point of annoyance for the Party was the character that Steve pitched that was infatuated with that quest's main villain and would appear randomly just to say something really suggestive about the big bad, inconvenience them somehow even in a really minor way, and then dip. They were definitely supposed to be rescuing Stefano at one point but he was basically kidnapping himself at several points. Dustin is perpetually annoyed because Steve won't play with them for real, but he WILL play a random bimbo that starts them on a quest and enjoys flirting with the older members characters.

(Will and Lucas are... Maybe a little disappointed he's never flirted with their characters but also, Steve would never do that lol.)

Eddie is fine with it, he thinks this is a great compromise. He gets that Steve doesn't want to do hours long storytelling sessions, but this way he still gets to enjoy time with Steve doing one of his favorite things - creating characters and writing the most annoying stories possible. He loves that Steve is participating in even just a small way, and honestly only having him participate for a little bit at a time is better for Eddie's ability to stay on task anyway. He knows Steve wouldn't have fun being a player but he also knows Steve loves being a problem.

[premamelody]

lord, give me one more chance

[ivanscarf]

nice moves, grandpa

[realest-nilou-kinnie]

Baked with Love | Leona x stoned!Reader

Reader gets high and desperately needs someone to validate their feelings about some cookies they baked

tags/warnings: fluff, established relationship, mentions of recreational marijuana use, mentions of food, Leona is whipped as always

a/n: based on a truly transcendent experience i had eating a cookie i made while i was high.

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i cant stress how much joy i get from doodling magneto as A Dramatic Comic Book Villain i cannot even lie to you chat

[helloimamistake]

Me looking for timebomb content and suddenly i got flash with lightcannon shippers and timebomb shippers beefing again

[greasydumbfuck]

suopue

[givemedamage]

women en

[breadandblankets]

Bruce, trying to be supportive: hey Duke how was your weekend?

Duke: pretty good, Izzy and I went to the movies, i passed the Bar exam, Damian and i went to the park, I did some homework

Bruce: run that middle part by me again?

Duke: Damian and I went to the park?

Bruce: Before that

Duke: Ohh, yeah i passed the Bar exam

Bruce: why? youre in high school?

Duke: yeah just seemed like fun, and i didn't want to do my homework

Bruce: thats fair, i was a hell of a procrastinator back in the day

[bananastarion]

When I finally meet someone who plays a game I like, but they don't care about the characters, story, roleplay or exploration they're just in it for min-maxing and/or speedrunning

[in-a-mountain-pool]

Hi everyone, my name is Emily, and I am SO over the head!canon that Michael Gavey likes bimbofication, and I think it's a bit anti feminist, and weirdly not in character. But hey ho, everyone is allowed an opinion, I'm just feeling a bit icky about it today and I'm looking for reassurance that it's not only me~

[cutebunnii]

hello there (I say with rizz to get u to like this post/j)

i tried filters and i liked it ALSO I dug DEEP in my room and found 2 of my old bracelets! one of them my ex-friend gave to me though so uh yeah anyway like this plz it makes me feel appreciated

[waltzing-rats]

Finally got to get some ideas down on a page !!! The almighty hockey au in full force

[kikieseverywhere]

I got a bunnydoll (bunnydolj) bracelet

Now I realize that the "B" is backwards help

(story in tags so YAP WARNING)