#& diavolo too probably but i wrote this thinking about beel

[koolades-world]

Random Obey Me! Headcannons

Lucifer really likes human world blue cheese but refuses to admit it because he knows he will be made fun of for it by his brothers

Mammon has his first dollar he made in the Devildom framed and when Mc found it while looking for condoms he was really embarrassed

Idk it’s so funny to me to think of Mc and Mammon about to have sexy time and they need to go look for a condom. Mammon swears he has some so Mc goes digging though a drawer and finds a framed dollar bill while butt naked

“Mammon what is this-”

“SHIT UNSEE THAT HUMAN”

Levi has neck and back pains from all the gaming he does and really loves massages but is too scared to ask

Satan once stole a pair of Lucifer’s underwear and hung it from the RAD flagpole

Asmo made it a point to introduce Mc into his nightly routine as his face mask buddy, even to the point of doing it over call if they’re separated

This also sounds funny as shit imagine someone like Levi walking in on that

“So anyways, I stomped their skull in and got blood on my new boots. My hands also hurt from wringing the neck of that-”

“Asmo, Lucifer wants to know- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU”

“A face mask, Levi. You could use one”

Beel loves kids and likes it when they use him as a jungle gym

Belphie always kicks people in his sleep without fail. Mammon swears he does it on purpose but knows he doesn't

Simeon does the best hair braids and is regarded the best in the Celestial Realm

Luke hates girl scout cookies since he thinks homemade cookies are so much better

Solomon can be seen leaving Asmo's room at any point during the day but nobody ever sees him going in. Imagine hanging out with Asmo and Solomon just fucking appears and then disappears just as fast

Diavolo's favorite color is pink

Barbatos has a succulent garden and Mc will bring him a new one every time they come back from the human world

Thirteen definitely loves Mexican food and spice in general

Raphael is convinced soft blankets are the best thing to ever exist

Mephisto once accidently knocked over one of Luke's cakes and felt so bad that he sent Purgatory Hall a buttload of money and wrote an article in the RAD newspaper about how great the angels were at baking

Mammon and Lucifer openly hate white chocolate (because it's not chocolate). Satan does too but pretends to like it because Lucifer likes it

Whenever Satan needs a parter to go to the events he gets invited to, Mc and Asmo are his first choices. He's closest with Asmo (Belphie is a second close) and doesn't mind the fanfare

Asmo and Beel often travel around the Devildom together. Asmo can't eat everything he orders since he just wants pictres so Beel is the ideal companion. Beel is also the perfect body guard

Solomon's current favorite liquor is Fireball and always has some on hand, but Luke always hides it because he thinks drinking is a bad habit

Barbatos definitely listens to heavy metal but everyone thinks he listens to classical music

If my grandmothers met the brothers, Beel would be their fav because he would clean his plate but if it was everyone, Simeon would take it home because he’s so charming even though he’s barely clothed

Everyone is so downbad for Mc I think it might scare off other people how much they hover. Like, a lower demon bothering you? Literally anything could happen to them, like they could be thrown in an endless loop of suffering, they could be made dirt poor for eternity, or they could be torn limb from limb <3 gotta love it

Asmo and Belphie make a deadly duo when to comes to trapping people/demons/angels. They both have the power to lure you in, and would probably take turn luring in victims for an evening as some sort of strange brother bonding. They both remind me of angler fish in a way. Asmo lures them with the pretense of sex and Belphie with relaxation, two things people can’t get enough of and they can stay calm enough to pull it off

Solomon has definitely made the brothers swap bodies or something crazy like that, on accident or not, you decide

Whenever Mc is feeling down, Diavolo offers his man titties as a nice pillow to relax on because he read somewhere once humans liked that

Beel is like a bull in a china shop so do not take him anyway where you need to be delicate. Belphie knows this, and will put him to sleep and carry him when they need to go somewhere like an antique shop by promising him a snack afterwards

Beel thinks Satan, Belphie, and Mc make the best weights out of everyone. Satan will just read, Belphie will just sleep, and Mc is like his personal cheerleader. However, he can and will lift all his brothers and Mc and the same time if he wants to, it’s just difficult to get them all in the same place at the same time

Thirteen, Belphie, and Satan got in a prank war once and it had to end in a draw since one party could not best the other. In the end, they made a final, collaborative prank and pulled it on Solomon

Mc once fell down the stairs in the human realm, ended up in the hospital, and sent the entire cast into panic so much that they took turns watching over them

Mephisto and Mc once had a night out drinking together and (somehow) returned to the HoL but were totally smashed. Lucifer forbid them from doing it again, but they still sneak out together and just crash at Mephiso’s place instead

[fullofbees]

Envy Rots The Bones

You're tired of Levi's self-deprecating rants. Why doesn't he trust your love?

CW: Smut, Demon Form Fucking, Vaginal Fingering, Tail-fucking, Thigh-Fucking, Degradation, Humiliation

Word Count: 4,785 

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The vibe at RAD was more chaotic than usual.

Unexplained royal duties caused Diavolo to grant the entire RAD campus a three-day weekend. The news filled students with excitement, causing most of them to check out for the rest of the day. Notes were passed, and gossip whispered as the teachers wrote on the board; you’d think it was the last day of school with how they acted. Reminders about homework went ignored as students made plans. It was the only thing anyone wanted to talk about. Multiple requests for your companionship soon came flooding in.

Luke and Simeon wanted you to spend the night at Purgatory Hall, helping them bake some complicated Celestial Realm dessert.

Mammon and Asmodeus were going shopping, and who else better to take than their favorite human?

Satan asked you to visit bookshops with him.

Belphie and Beel… to be honest, you don’t know exactly what they invited you to. At lunch, Beel asked you to join them through a mouth full of food, and Belphie was unfortunately too busy with a midday nap to translate.

Solomon had actually left you alone, surprisingly. But, Lucifer found you later in the day, explaining that Solomon had tried to make plans with him. He refused to be around the sorcerer, so he lied, saying that he already had plans with you. Be a dear, and don’t tell him I’m actually in my office. I have a mountain of paperwork to get done and don’t need any distractions.

You were used to your attention needing to be split seven (and then some) different ways. However, after having to take a total of four exams this week, all you wanted to do was crash, eat junk food, and binge the Devildom’s newest reality show about demons ‘looking for love’. You need to shut in.

Speaking of shut-ins, Levi was probably ecstatic with the news. Knowing him, he immediately would open Akuzon and order the latest game with same-day delivery the minute after getting the notice. You just hope it's not another isekai.

Maybe you should invite Levi to hang out. The rest of the brothers were always insisting on going out, so you feel bad that you never get to stay in with him.

Now that you’re thinking about it, you really miss Levi. The third-born may be awkward, but he genuinely cares about you. He already has trouble accepting that you like and want his company, so a long weekend date would be perfect to show how much you appreciate him.

As you step into the House of Lamentation, you unlock your D.D.D. to text the demon. There is no need, however, as Levi stands in the entrance hall. His eyes widen when he spots you, rushing over so fast that you think he might bulldoze into you. Instead, he stops just before collision, cheeks bright pink as he looms over you.

“I was planning on bingeing anime this weekend. You probably already have some normie plans, but… youcanhangoutwithmeifyouwant. Bye!” With that, he scurries back to his room.

Left dazed in his wake, it takes a minute for you to process what he said. You’re actually proud of him for taking the initiative. Wait, he was already in the foyer when you got home… Was he waiting for you?

You’re going to smooch that man all over his stupid face. But first, you need to get out of this uniform.

Upon entering your room, you set your bag on the table and kick your shoes off haphazardly into the corner. You continue to strip various pieces of your uniform on your way to the dresser. Lucifer won’t be able to perform room inspections, so you can forgive yourself for being a little lazy right now.

You grab a pair of bubblegum pink binding track shorts and slide them on. A self-indulgent purchase for a hot bimbo girl summer that never came to be.

The first brother you wore these around was Asmo when he invited you to his room for a ‘self-care sesh’. He thought they were to die for and immediately pulled a matching tank top from his closet and shoved it into your hands. The memory makes you smile as you pull the tank top out of your drawer and slip it on.

The cami top is the same shade of bubblegum pink. The spaghetti straps are a lighter shade of baby pink, and a matching bow is situated in the middle of the neckline, where the two sides slope into a ‘V’. White lace runs along the hem of the bottom. It is comfortable, cute, and a little flirty. You know it’ll drive Levi wild.

In the bottom drawer of the armoire, stuffed back as far as possible and hidden beneath your underwear, is a secret bag of candy that you have been saving. While Beel is respectful if your name is written on a container, you had spent a handful of Grimm on these chocolates, so you decided to take extra precautions in keeping them safe.

Adding your phone charger to the bag, you send Levi a quick text.

16:08 I’m coming up to your room

16:09 WAIT RESLLY????? *REALLY I didn’t think you’d say yes…

16:09 I was going to ask you to hang out too :)) But you beat me to it lol

16:10 You mean that? Like REALLY mean it?

16:10 I reslly reslly do

Clutching the bag to your chest, you make your way up the stairs and to Levi’s room, eyes wary of any wandering gluttonous demons. You’ll probably still end up saving Beel a piece from each candy. His pout and puppy-dog eyes, when he realizes he’s been left out of snacking, will never not make you feel guilty. It’s another reminder of how wrapped around the fingers of these demons you are, and you love every second.

Only a few steps away from the door, Levi opens it without you having to knock, knowing by the sound of your footsteps that it was you approaching. He watches you skeptically as you saunter in, beelining for the plush bean bags situated in front of his TV.

You collapse onto the bean bag on your stomach, groaning in relief as you stretch out your body. Levi nearly crumbles to his knees at the sight. The friction between your shorts and the bean bag cause the fabric to gather; the space where pillowy thighs and ass meet on full display. He’d dive face-first into your body if you’d let him.

But you wouldn’t let him. He’s just some dumb and awkward otaku with no social skills, why would you ever go for a guy like him? This has to be some sort of practical joke. Mammon and Asmodeus are probably pranking him, hidden cameras waiting to capture his pathetic failure at seduction. There’s no way you’d dress like that around him of your own volition.

Shutting and locking the door behind him, Levi joins you where you sit fiddling with the remotes, his movements guarded as he sinks into the velvet softness.

“I figured you’d have some kind of normie plans with my brothers.”

Did you not just text him saying that you wanted to spend the weekend together? You have no qualms about reassuring your interest in Levi, especially when you know that the demon’s sin makes it hard for him to believe otherwise. However, multiple reassurances in the span of a few minutes were worrying.

Yet the stress of the week is catching up to you, making you abnormally frustrated with his seeming thick-headedness.

“They asked, but I want to stay in and relax with you, is that so hard to believe?”

The demon flusters as he tries to explain himself, “N-No! It’s just that– GAH! How can I even begin to explain to a normie like you...” He sighs in defeat, hiding his reddening face behind his clenched fist.

Taking a deep breath, you force the anger back inside, knowing that he is not the cause and that you shouldn’t take it out on him anyways. You shift in the bean bag, choosing to sit in it upright. However, you end up abandoning it altogether when that doesn’t allow you to be as close as you want to be. The demon’s blush darkens as he watches you briefly crawl over to him, only to kneel next to him on his bean bag. Your knees press into the side of his thigh,

“‘M sorry, Levi. I shouldn’t have snapped like that.” You reach toward his clenched fist, gently prying his fingers from his palm and slipping your own in the spaces in between. “I know you can’t help it, your envy is only natural.”

You bring the back of Levi’s hand to rest against your cheek, his skin cool against the thrumming warmth of your own. “It’s just, sometimes it hurts to hear you speak about yourself like that, you know? Like you don’t trust me to know my own feelings about you.”

Levi clamors, “It’s hard to believe you want me. You’re the most perfect person ever and I’m… not. I’m just a lame and greasy weeb–”

Off he goes on another rant about how ugly, pathetic, and worthless he is. It makes your blood boil. You’re trying to be patient and accommodating; no one learns to love themselves overnight, but it feels like there hasn’t been even an inch of progress in the months you’ve been here.

The longer you let him talk, the more your anger builds. Perhaps being exposed to demons for such an extended period of time isn’t healthy, because as soon as the temptation to explode appears, you pounce on it.

“Ugh! Seriously, Levi!” you groan, “This is what I mean! Is this a game to you?! Or some sort of kink?!”

You stand up and begin angrily throwing your snacks back into your bag, continuing on your own tirade, “You won’t tell me your feelings, you won’t believe when I tell you mine, I don’t know what to do anymore, Leviathan!

In your peripheral you can see Levi shrink into the bean bag, hands clinging to his knees with a vice grip as his body trembles. You think he is about to cry with how low his head hangs, like he doesn’t want you to see. A tiny sliver of sick satisfaction crawls through you.

“You’re going to just let me walk out your door, aren’t you?” You angrily whisper, staring down at him. When he doesn’t answer, you roll your eyes with a loud scoff, muttering to yourself, “Unbelievable.”

A crushing force surrounds your ankle when you make your move to leave. You try to yank yourself free but the hand only constricts tighter, causing you to wince.

Looking down, you see a pale hand with indigo scales and webbing bruising its shape into your skin. Following the pattern of iridescent scales up its owner’s arm, you find Levi staring furiously at you, his pupils almost swallowed by the irradiated orange of his irises. Coral-like horns sprout from his head, parting his hair like seaweed swaying in water. A winding black tail begins to creep up your other leg, violently cold and slimy.

“You are not going to leave me, human,” Levi growls before yanking you back down to straddle him. “You cannot change reality. I am a disgusting otaku, so disgusting in fact that you want to run away.”

Okay, message received; you pushed it a little too far.

“Levi, that’s not–” You struggle in his grasp. Levi’s hands had ensnared your wrists while his tail had shifted to circle your waist, leaving a slippery trail on your skin.

“It’s too late, you’re mine now! It doesn’t matter if I don’t deserve you, I want and will have you anyways!”

Levi’s anger overwhelms him. He tugs you closer so he can nuzzle his face into your cleavage, his usual shy nature taking a backseat to the envy bubbling over.

“Why are you trying to change me into something I’m not?” He bitterly sobs, salty tears spilling down his face and your chest, “Why can’t you love me like this?”

Despite the modicum of fear sweeping down your spine, you realize that maybe Levi hasn’t made any progress because you haven’t made the right approach. The answer is not to start over; Levi’s envy will never allow him to rebuild a new self-image. Instead, you need to work with the emotions he already has and regularly expresses. Do not restart but repurpose.

Steeling your resolve, you now set about your new mission, and pray in the back of your mind that Levi doesn’t use his tail to squeeze you to death.

“You’re right, Leviathan.”

Another choked cry escapes him followed by muffled sniffling. “I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!”

“You are a sweaty otaku, Levi. You game all hours of the day. You only watch anime and hentai. You’re obsessed to the point that you forget to shower, to eat, to change your clothes let alone wash your dirty laundry. Worst of all, you’re utterly perverted. It’s hard to believe you aren’t the Avatar of Lust with how often you stare at my ass.”

You try your best to rest your chin on the crown of Levi’s head, the closest thing to an embrace you can manage in your position.

“And I love you anyways, Levi.”

His head snaps up to look at you, confused and red-eyed.

“You may not deserve me, but you are right, you can have me anyways. I want you to have me.”

Levi’s grasp goes slack and you’re able to slip your wrists free. His mouth opens and closes, unsure of what to say. You hesitantly reach for his face, not wanting to startle him. He doesn’t move, so you cup his cheeks with your palms and use your thumbs to wipe away his tears and their forming tracks.

“My poor Leviathan, you’re always so pent up, aren’t you? Bottling up feelings you don’t know how to express,” you coo.

He nods, sighing dejectedly, “I’m never going to be able to give you what you want.”

Pressing a kiss to his clammy forehead, you whisper against his skin, “There’s something I want right now that you can give me.”

“Name it. I’ll give whatever I can. Whatever to make you stay.”

You pull back to look him in the eye, “Can I fuck you, Levi? Can you give me your body? Can we have each other?”

A familiar blush blooms across his face and you fear that the third-born is going to regress into another rant. However, Levi nuzzles his face into your palm, pressing a kiss to your soft flesh.

“In this… form?” He asks meekly.

One of your hands drops to gently caress the length of his tail as it’s situated on your waist. Its rough texture is offset by the frigid mire that naturally clings to it; the sensation is akin to how algae adheres to rocks.

“I like this form. It’s nice to see you all-powerful.”

Levi grumbles, shifting underneath you, “It’s monstrous…”

“I know,” you say, now feeling ready to challenge his self-doubt, “but that’s why I like it. I love every version of you.”

His tail uncurls from your waist, leaving behind a faint trail of ooze on your skin and clothes. Levi’s hands rest on the side of your thighs, idly running along their length as your question replays constantly in his mind. His self-deprecation begs for him to say no; he can’t sleep with you like this, you’ll be tainted just by association. He ruins everything he touches, why would it be any different this time?

“I won’t force you,” you say, interrupting his spiraling thoughts, “But I want you, Levi. I want to show you that I love every aspect of you, even the bad stuff.”

“Yeah,” the demon eventually says, “I can’t say no to you. It’s the least I can do for you for putting up with a loser like me.”

You know better now than to argue his points, he’s not going to believe you. Instead, you wordlessly stand up and remove your shorts and underwear, kicking them off to the side.

Levi’s blush only deepens as he watches you brazenly undress. The glow of the tv behind you highlights your curves in a blue halo. He watches the light dance on your skin as you kneel back down in front of him. You push his legs apart as you climb into his lap once more, though now your back is pressed to his chest.

Grabbing his hands, you bring one of them to cup your breast through your tank top. Instinctively, Levi gives it a gentle squeeze, causing you to giggle. You guide his other hand to rest on your lower stomach, only a few centimeters from your core.

“Okay, Levi, I want you to fuck me with your tail.”

The demon splutters, “I– What? That’s perverted, I can’t–”

“I want you to be perverted right now,” you challenge, “I want you to be a perverted little otaku and make me cum on your tail.”

Levi’s brain short-circuits as you further push his hand lower until his fingers greet your folds.

“I’ve seen you play PC, I know you’re skilled with your hands. You gotta use ‘em to prep me first, stuff me full with your filthy fingers. Won’t my perverted demon spread me open before fucking me?”

His eyes fall shut as he hides his face in the crook of your neck. Your words are degrading, they’re humiliating, but he likes it. For him, it feels like you are finally speaking the truth, accepting his true nature.

So his hand slips through your lower lips, teasing your clit with shy circles and making you whimper. Levi’s hardening cock presses against your back, hips involuntarily rutting against you in search of friction. You meet his thrusts, pushing your bare ass against his clothed cock, which the third-born pathetically moans at.

His finger drags slick from your entrance up to your clit, alternating between methodically slow and brutally overstimulating. The hand fondling your breast finally slides past the fabric of your top to pinch your nipple, causing you to whine deeply. Normally, Levi would be hesitant to twist the bud with the roughness he does now, but both of you are wound so taut that he isn’t afraid of leaving you with marks. He’s going to make sure you take everything he wants to give, leaving sore reminders of him on your body.

Both of you gasp when his index finger slides into you; you for the contrast of his icy skin in your sweltering heat, him for how easily and greedily your body took him in. Levi crooks his finger, pressing into the spongy spot that makes you see stars. You’re quickly becoming a moaning mess on top of him.

“Ah, yes! Fuck, you feel so good! Gimme another? Pretty please?” You croon.

Levi obeys in an instant, sinking another finger into your cunt and marveling at the sticky squelch it produces. He begins to scissor his fingers, stretching your body around his hand. When did you become so wet? The sound makes him shiver below you, rolling his hips against your backside in a particularly rough thrust.

“Do you like how your fingers sound in my cunt, Leviathan?” You mirthfully ask.

“I-It’s– I–” The demon stammers out, too focused on the sound replaying each time he sinks his fingers into you.

Your hand reaches up behind you to grasp Levi’s right horn, making him whimper as the pain forces his attention to you, “Say it, my pitiful little demon. Say you like fucking me with your fingers.”

The pace of his fingers slows as he musters the effort to speak, “I-I love i-it! I love f-fingering you…”

“It’s not enough though, is it? Wish it was your cock fucking me instead, hmm? Filling me up?”

He can feel the pre-cum soaking his through his sweatpants, each tease of your hips creating a new bead that drips down his shaft. Levi nods against your shoulder, panting as he sinks a third finger into you. “P-please… n-need you on my c-cock…”

Your giggle is borderline evil. “Too bad. Start with your tail and maybe you can earn the right to stick your nasty otaku cock in my cunt.”

Levi grits his teeth against your neck as he forces his hand to abandon your body, thin trails of your arousal still clinging to his fingertips as he pulls them away. Replacing his fingers, the demon teases the tip of his tail into your entrance, the cool scales making your body jolt in pleasure.

His tail meets no resistance as it slithers further into your body, causing you to drawl out a low, “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…”

Not satisfied with the idea of no longer being able to play with your pussy, Levi’s fingers return to your clit as he slowly drags his tail out of you. You choke on your moan, thighs tensing and toes curling at the overwhelming sensation.

The pace he sets with his tail is brutal, stretching you wider along the length every time he stuffs the appendage back into you. His hand matches this pace, making sure each jolt to your bundle of nerves makes the stretch easier. You want to tease him, to humiliate him a bit more with your words, but each taunt dies on your tongue.

Perhaps you should be the humiliated one. After all, your cunt is shamelessly exposed to the room as Levi uses his tail to fuck you senseless. Any one of his brothers could walk in and see him using you. Don’t you have any dignity? Why did the idea of being his personal fucktoy– his living fleshlight– make you so excited? No human in their right mind should open their body to a demon in this way, but you couldn’t care less, you wanted Leviathan to ruin you.

You’re practically a puddle of incoherent moans and babbling, unsure if the tightening in your lower abdomen was from arousal or from Levi’s tail burying so deep into you. The last intelligible thought that runs through your mind is if you look as fucked out and cock-drunk as the girls in his hentai. You hope you do, knowing how much he’d enjoy it.

The pressure continues to build, tears appearing in the corner of your eyes. Heat licks at your skin and sweat runs down your body, but Levi’s naturally cool state instantly chills the droplets. It, combined with the pleasure, have you shivering uncontrollably, little convulsions tearing through your body.

You vaguely register Levi growling “cum, cum, cum–” against your skin. The demon pinches your clit a final time, your dam finally breaking as your thighs tremble, shudders wracking down your spine. The intense orgasm has you squirting around the demon’s tail, thoroughly drenching his scales in your slick. Eyes rolled back, you collapse against Levi, vision growing fuzzy and a light ringing in your ears.

But Levi doesn’t stop. Though he has removed his tail from you, his fingers play with your oversensitive clit. You’re too weak to try and push his hand away, huffing between overstimulated cries of his name. He quickly forces you through a second orgasm.

The demon brings his fingers to his mouth, forked tongue happily lapping at your essence on his flesh. Levi looks down at your crumpled body, chest heaving with a thousand-yard stare as you slowly come back to reality. He cradles you close to him, still painfully aware of his throbbing erection but waiting on your word. It’s no fun without you, after all.

“Mmm… Levi?” You eventually whisper, voice strained and groggy.

The third-born presses kisses to your face and neck in response.

“What’s next?” You ask.

“Next?” The demon balks.

“You let me have your body, now you can have mine. Where do you want me?” You ask with sincerity too puzzling for Levi’s liking. There’s no way you could want, nor handle, more. But you’re looking at him expectantly, eyes still consumed with lust as you stare up at him from where you’re snuggled against his chest. Leviathan doesn’t know who to thank for answering his prayers. Doesn’t know who to thank for sending him a human that yearns for his defiling touch.

He knows you won’t let him leave your question unanswered, so his mind drifts to ideas of how he could have your body. He flashes back to when you first sat down in his room, how enticing your thighs looked pressed together as your body stretched out. Knowing your cunt is likely already sore, he decides to finally allow himself to indulge in one hentai-born fantasy.

You’re about to boop his nose, noticing his thoughts have run away, when he begins to move. His arm curls underneath your legs, picking you up like you weigh nothing as his hips raise from the bean bag. With his free hand, he pushes down his underwear and sweatpants to his thighs, cock springing free. He sets you back down a little higher than your previous position, legs still spread though now his cock rests heavily against your abused lips.

“D-Don’t move, okay?” Levi asks, as his hands move to the side of your legs. He pushes your legs together, trapping his cock between your thighs. You whimper afterward, his tip now teasingly nestled against your clit.

His tail once again wraps around you, though now along the lengths of your calves, keeping your lower half bound. Grabbing onto your hips, Levi effortlessly rocks them upwards, his shaft deliciously gliding through your folds. He guides your hips back down, his tip roughly tapping your clit as his cock now pushes forward.

You’re thankful that you don’t have to do much as Levi controls the movement of your hips as he fucks your thighs. However, his tight grip makes it impossible to escape the sensation of his cock caressing your debauched bundle of nerves. You attempt to squirm away from the overstimulation, but the demon holds tight, coating his cock in your slick.

Though your head is swimming, you clear your throat and force out some last words, “D-Do my thighs feel good Levi?”

He nods, hissing as his cock glides along your silky flesh, “S-So good, you feel so good.”

“You gonna cum? Be a good demon and cum all over my thighs.”

Levi wishes he could last longer, but your skin is warm and soft against his shaft. Though it will never compare to the feeling of being in your cunt, your thighs are now Levi’s second favorite part of you to fuck.

His pace falters, nails digging into your skin as he hurriedly grinds your folds along his cock, sending you through another convulsing orgasm. Levi feels your muscles twitching in his hands, and the demon finally cums with one last thrust through your thighs. His cum shoots onto your stomach and chest, and the sheer volume of spend sticking to your body has you wondering how long your Levi has been holding back.

…

After what feels like an eternity, sensation returns to your legs, and you’re able to sit up without falling over (though you are still hesitant to stand). Levi grabs your hand, eyes pleading with you not to leave.

“I’m going to get us cleaned up, and then we can watch TSL. Does that sound good?” You ask, giving his hand a little squeeze.

The demon smiles and releases your hand. Using your magic, you summon a wet hand towel, groaning when you realize that you still don’t have enough energy to summon it warm. Levi doesn’t seem to mind though as you run the cool cloth over his thighs and abdomen, before tucking him back into his sweats.

You run the cloth over your torso next, clearing the drying bits of his cum from your skin. You’re almost impressed by the amount that has pooled on you.

Sliding your shorts back on and fixing your crooked top, Levi shoves the ruined beanbag to the side. You both fall back into your previous position on a new one; Levi cradles you on his lap, though now you’re wrapped in a large Ruri-chan blanket. Anime plays in the background as you feed him the snacks you had brought. He doesn’t blush when his hands absentmindedly run along your bare skin, nor does he stammer as he points out each easter egg to you.

You never speak about this again, but he never questions your feelings again either.

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[misc-obeyme]

My female Mc is also a strong muscular woman with broad shoulders yet shapely and thicc. She has a macho charming attitude with a kind heart. It would be great to see other Mc's who are tough women too! Additionally I loved the brothers' reactions. Could you please also do reactions with the side characters including the three new ones? 🥰

Anon, your MC sounds amazing. I'm embarrassed to admit how frequently I see MCs that I wanna date lol. I'm like forget the canon characters, this MC has my heart!!

Macho charming attitude with a kind heart?? Also thicc?!? I love her.

Anyway, I had to go back and read what I wrote for the bros because I completely forgot what I said about their reactions lol. (Here's the original post in case anybody else forgot too.) But yes, I can do the rest of them! Though these are very short ideas~

I kinda think Diavolo would be a little intimidated. I don't think he's used to anyone being even remotely close to his size except for maybe Beel. But MC? I mean, don't get me wrong, the man is smitten but he's also kinda shy...

I keep imagining Barbatos finding excuses to get MC to carry him. Not normally the kinda demon to relinquish control of himself like that, but there's something different about muscular MC, ya know?

Simeon is constantly trying to feed her. She probably needs a lot of food to maintain all those muscles, right? Blushes any time she does something like open a jar for him.

Solomon is just thrilled. It's all please do whatever you want to him, MC. He definitely strikes me as the one to want piggy back rides a lot lol.

Mephistopheles would continually deny that he is into muscular MC, but in the end just looking at her makes him blushy. Her winning personality gets the best of him, too.

Raphael sees a sparring companion. Does she know how to use spears? If not, he's teaching her. Finds her to be extremely competent. He's impressed.

And Thirteen is mesmerized. She asks MC to help her with large trap components that she could likely move herself, but she can't help wanting to see MC in action.

[crazyforbarbatos]

Obey Me x Supernatural: The demon brothers see a ‘67 Chevy Impala parked out front of a café while they’re in the human world with you

A/N: I’ve been holding onto this idea but only wrote it recently. I hope you enjoy regardless. (Also referring to Belphie’s part, I am aware that Sam & Dean have lived, died and have been revived/brought back several times).

Context: You’re the sibling of the Winchesters

He knows exactly what it means when their car was parked somewhere. To him, he knew that they were looking for something far more dangerous than he’d like to admit. And from the look on your face, you knew it too.

“Y/N, let’s head back. I’m sure Diavolo is waiting for us to return.”

Even if he didn’t openly admit it to you, be wanted to keep you out of harms way. And as he loved you dearly, he would ask Mammon & Beel to watch your brothers from a distance in case anything went wrong. He knew what it was like to lose a sibling, so he didn’t want you to lose the only ones you had.

His first instinct was to get you the hell out of there. There was no telling what kind of thing your brothers were doing. Yes, he knew you were a hunter too but he needed to keep you safe. And Sam & Dean seemed to feel the same way. He would especially want to leave quickly if he felt like something was really off.

He probably doesn’t notice right away. It’s only when he hears you brothers arguing when he realizes it’s them. He hoped that they didn’t see him. Both of them had this insatiable need to tease him about you. His heart would almost explode from the questions they asked.

“Levi! Did you know that they’ve read TSL? Dean seems to be quite a fan of it. However he hasn’t watched it yet-”

“I’m envious of him. What I’d give to watch it again for the first time.”

“I was thinking we could invite them over for a TSL watching party? If you’d be okay with that. I promise that they’d be on their best behaviour.”

“What are they doing here?”

“Probably another case. Would you like to go over?”

Naturally he would be so excited as he loved to hear stories of the cases that your brothers had been on. It was so fascinating. And any chance he got to help them out, he would.

“Y/N! Let’s go say hello to your cute brothers!”

He could never resist talking to them whenever they were around. Dean was so handsome and gruff while Sam was sweet and smart. Clearly the good looks ran in your family. And despite his need to fawn over him, you and he both knew that you were the one he loved the most.

“They’re on a case, Asmo.”

“So? All the more to go see them!”

He would probably go with you to talk to Sam & Dean. That and he’d want to tell Dean about this new pie shop. He wouldn’t really ask what they were up to, but he’d at least advise them to be careful. They were still human after all, not invincible.

He doesn’t think too much of it honestly. Cool. You’re brothers are over there at the café with their fake badges and fake names, chasing dangers that would eventually get them killed. And yet the very “monster” that you chose to chase was him, and he had killed you once upon a time. But he regretted it every single day since. He was just lucky enough to have you alive once again. But these monsters your brothers were chasing, they had no remorse whatsoever. And chances are, they wouldn’t have someone like Barbatos to go back in time to fix things.

[mageofseven]

Surprise Birth- Diavolo Route

I finally got around to writing this one!

For those who may be new or simply don't remember, I originally wrote a series for most of the Boys where they and MC have a children. After starting that, I was asked to make a version where neither MC nor their lover knew about the pregnancy till MC was giving birth. I did this for all of the Brothers and now I'm doing this for Dia and MC's child.

Unlike with the original birth (which can be found here), MC's pregnancy will be no where as difficult as before and will be much more covert, hence why she doesn't know about it till she gives birth.

Also, just a warning. This Surprise Birth turned out pretty different from the other. I was really struck with inspiration so I added more world building elements to this one than I have the other. I think this was a good addition and I'm very proud of my work, but please tell me what you think!

Lucifer, Mammon, Levi | Satan, Asmo | Beel, Belphie

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MC remembers it; the night that changed everything. A night where only after it happened did she realize she knew so little about the Devildom, despite calling it her home.

Dia had just bought her a new dress for a party. It wasn't going to be a fun one, according to him. It was one of many the prince had to go to. For royalty, a party is just work under the guise of relaxation and fun. In truth, the man found them to be very draining; that's why he had asked MC to join him. At least he'd be able to spend time with her instead of secretly counting down the clock till he can leave in a polite manner.

Devil, she was nervous, but she was determined to go and support her boyfriend no matter what. And he was so excited too! He had his designer make this beautiful red lace dress. It was long, but with a deeper 'V' than she has ever worn and was cut along one side to show off her whole left leg.

(Btw the way, I love this dress so much! I'm dropping in the pics so you can see too okay bye)

She loved it--except it didn't fit. The woman really didn't realize until that moment that she actually gained weight. With hindsight, the woman wished she would have looked into why she had suddenly gained the weight, but at the time, she had no reason to think it was anything serious. She assumed that she had just been snacking too much lately.

It was so embarrassing for her to admit to her boyfriend that the dress didn't fit. After all, he went through all that trouble to have a dress be designed for her and the amount of grimm he spent on it was probably more than she could make in a lifetime.

Still, Dia didn't care at all. To him, it was such a trivial thing to have his designer make the dress a bit bigger, even though it was last minute, and he didn't care that her stomach bulged out just a little more than before. In his mind, his Queen was still gorgeous; she could weigh double what she weights now and it still wouldn't matter to him.

Diavolo was insanely sweet, as always. Once the new dress came and MC's hair and makeup was all done, the couple headed out to the party at the Abalams' estate.

She remembers being all starry-eyed at the party. Classical music being played by a live orchestra, demons of so many genders and styles wearing the most beautiful clothes (though some wore very little at all; MC thought her dress was a bit revealing, but in truth, her dress looked more conservative in comparison with the other guests' attire), food the human couldn't even identify but was actually excited to try (as long as Dia said they were safe for her to eat).

The woman was so excited...until she noticed all eyes on her. MC didn't know if it was because she was a human attending a party for the demonic elite or if it was because she was attending as the date to the literal demon prince.

Her grip on her boyfriend's arm tighten, causing him to lean in and whisper in her ear.

"My Queen, breathe. And smile. All with be fine."

The woman took a deep breathe like he told her and gave her best attempt at a smile for the other guests.

That's when a woman came into view. She was wearing...something. There wasn't a single thread of cloth on this woman. Instead, she wore an intricate series of metal and gemstones. It hid very little of her body and made a slight jingle with each step, reminding the human of a cat with a bell on their collar. Her long white hair was wrapped in two bun on her head, big enough to cover the pale horns behind them. Somehow, she gave off this air of both fitting in with her environment and contrasting with it.

"Dia!" The woman threw her arms around the prince, who smiled back.

"Lady Abalam, glad to see you're cheerful as always."

Lady Natalona Abalam, as she was then told, was a lust demon and the oldest daughter of Matriarch Abalam, a well respected pride demon.

The Abalams were one of Diavolo's biggest supporters in the Primordial Senate, a group of the oldest families in the Devildom with enough political influence to make the royal family weary.

Not too long ago (by demon standards), the Abalams and the royal family were at odds politically. The Abalams were proud members of the Aldatu faction, a political party within demonic society. They believe change is always beneficial. With change comes chaos and chaos is the path demons have walked since the beginning of time.

Back when Diavolo was growing up, his family was backing the Traditionalist faction, a political party that believed order was not just meant for the Celestial realm and could be used in small does to keep their society in line and to continue following the ways of the Old Ones.

When Diavolo's father fell into his deep slumber though, Dia essentially was given fully reign for his family and his kingdom. Though a stressful change, it was also one where he felt like he could make a real difference and really believed true peace could be brought to the Three Realms, that each race could learn from and understand one another.

Such views were heavily discouraged by the Traditionalists and so he used his authority as prince to change alliances. Honestly, this woman never realized just how much effort he truly put into things. Diavolo did more than build a school and start an exchange program. He fought in the trenches that were his people's politics, gained allies and enemies alike in order to push his people and the people of the other realms into a new age.

MC felt ashamed. How was she only learning all of this now? Yes, most of this work took place long before she was born, but these were still realm altering accomplishments of her boyfriend's and she never knew.

The demon woman pulled back and smiled at MC.

"Awwww, you must be that cute little human he always talks about~."

MC blushed.

"Hi, ya, I guess I am--."

The demoness threw her arms around her.

"You are just too cute!" She gushed. "I could just eat you up~."

The woman broke the hug and stood back.

"Kidding, kidding." She laughed. "Trust me, I am so not my sister."

Diavolo laughed with her before changing the subjects.

"Oh, I heard about the incident. How's your fiancée healing up?"

"Oh she's fine, believe me." The demoness smiled. "Honestly? She bruised her ego way more than anything--shit."

Dia raised an eyebrow.

"Is everything alright?"

The demoness laughed.

"Just...give me a minute please." She said before slipping by the couple and running the fastest she could in her heels towards another demoness who had grabbed one of the waiters by the collar and lifted him from the ground. "V, put him down or so help me!"

Apparently, V was Lady Viviana Uwan; a wrath demon and Lady Abalam's fiancée.

That interaction was one of many that night that taught her what her boyfriend's job really was and gave her a glimpse at Devildom society that she never truly saw.

By the end of the night, MC was overwhelmed with all of the knowledge she had collect. It's scary, in a way, when you realized the place you've loved for so long was more of a stranger to you. Funnily enough, RAD didn't prepare her for the 'real world' here in the Devildom any better than the school in the Human realm prepared her for the 'real world' there.

Not to mention all she's learned about her boyfriend. Like, how is she learning all about his accomplishments from strangers? Why has Dia never told her about any of this?

Noticing the change in his Queen's mood, Dia excused himself from a conversation and led MC out to an empty balcony overlooking a garden.

"Are you getting tired, Sweetheart? You aren't looking too well."

MC shook her head and leaned against the marble railing. She stared out at the garden with this faraway look in her eyes.

"I don't even know the Devildom, do I?" She asked softly. "Do I even know you?"

"What do you mean?" His eyes widened.

He reached out to take her hand, but the human pulled hers away before turning to face him.

"The state of this place is so divided it's deadly." She told him. "Its so different than everything we learn at RAD. Student walk away not even knowing the real status of the realm they study in. We don't even have a political science class to explain the basics of this stuff."

The prince's frown deepen.

"RAD...is suppose to show the students the best of us; especially to the transfer students." He explained. "It's to show that even with our darker side that we are redeemable, that we area capable of peace and understanding."

"Then why hide it from me?" The woman started tearing up. "And why not tell me about all you did to make this possible? The school, the cultural exchange, the societal changes? You treat it all like a small thing that just happened to work in your favor, but you worked for it. For hundreds of years! And I never knew..."

MC had no clue why she was crying and in truth, part of her knew being upset over this stuff was silly, but the woman still couldn't hold it in.

Dia reached out and pulled her into his arms. He rubbed her back as he gave her a minute to just cry in his arms.

"I admit, I'm at a loss for worlds." He kissed her head. "I'm sorry that this has been an overwhelming night for you. We'll head home now."

MC pulled back and wiped her face with her hand. She started to nodded in response before noticing movement in the corner of her eyes. When she tried focusing on it, her head was overwhelmed with a sharp pain. She close her eyes and raised a hand to her head.

"What is it? Sweetheart?"

MC just shook her head.

"Nothing, I... I saw something thing over there."

Dia turned around to see what his girlfriend was talking about and the next things the human knew, he was pushing her inside the building.

And then she heard an explosion.

MC opened her eyes. Her vision was blurry and bouncing around. She hear ringing in her ears and, seemingly in the distance, heard screaming.

It took her a minute to realize she was being carried. She heard Dia, who also sounded far away, to close her eyes, to not look at 'them'.

Then she passed out once again.

After that, MC remembers waking up in Dia's bed. Her brain was fuzzy at first, but she slowly started to remember the party. Body aching, the human started to slip out of bed, but stopped when the bedroom door starting opening.

Barbatos came in with a silver tray filled with food.

"Ah, I figured you'd be awake." The butler smiled his usual smile.

"Where Dia? What happen--"

"My lord is finishing up some business. I'll let him know you've awaken, but first, you must eat."

Thats when the human learned she had been unconscious for the past 36hrs. The party had been attacked, but both herself and Diavolo were okay.

Later, she learned from Dia that the attack at the party was led by the Traditionalists...and their target was MC herself.

The Aldatu viewed MC as a pleasant curiosity. The Traditionalists, however, viewed her as a symbol of everything that has gone wrong in their realm.

No where was safe for the human; even if Diavolo sent her home to the Human realm, these demons would just track her down. All Dia could do for his girlfriend was lockdown the castle, armor the building up with wards and defenses, and prepare for civil war.

And that's how MC's months of isolation began. Her boyfriend was out leading armies. Lucifer and his brothers were out fighting a new war...and the woman felt like it was all her fault.

MC spent her isolation deep in depression. She felt like all she did was eat and sleep so when she gained weight, she blamed herself for that too.

Some days she was so worried sick about her boyfriend and the brothers that she'd find herself in the bathroom, puking.

Occasionally Barbatos would come check on her and ease the pain in her heart just a bit, but mostly it was just herself and the occasional Little D in the fortified castle for months on end.

Eventually, an end did come for MC, but by the devil was it a painful one.

After months of isolation and weight gain, the woman start having these horrible cramps. The Little Ds didn't know how to help her, but promised to send word to Barbatos so he could instruct them on the matter.

Twelve hours of this pain came and went. The woman was leaning against the post of the bed, heavily sobbing and praying to universe that if she has to died, just do it. End her suffering because that's all she wanted at this point.

A pool of blood was under her feet her feet and half a baby was hanging out below her, but she couldn't recognize anything over the pain she felt.

She didn't even hear the door open.

After months of war, Diavolo was home. Barb told him that he had gotten a message from the Little Ds that MC wasn't feeling well so he rushed to his room and practically slammed open the door, just to find his girlfriend bent over the bed, blood dripping down her legs, and a baby hanging between them.

"MC!" Dia rushed to her side just in time to catch her as she fell, her vision going black.

She saw a glimpse of her boyfriend before the darkness came and before she slipped away, the human felt some peace.

He's okay. He came back to me.

~

Diavolo sat out in the hallway, head in his hands. Barbatos had brought him a chair to wait in over an hour ago and he's been here ever since. He had one doctor in his room with MC and another in the room down the hall, tending to his son.

His son. In any other situation, this man would be downright overjoyed right now. He's a father. He has a child with the woman he loves more than his own existence. But everything is wrong.

He fought a war to keep her safe, but in the end, he also neglected her. He didn't know she was pregnant. Devil, there's so much he would have done if he had just known. Instead, his Queen suffered for months her own and as she birthed his son, the baby's overdeveloped horns cut through her. His son could have killed her just as easily as the extremists that originally targeted her. If he had been a bit slower returning home, what would have happened to his Sweetheart?

Honestly, Diavolo has never loathed himself more in his entire life than he did right now. MC is the most precious being to him in all three realms. How could he have let this happen?

MC's doctor came out to let the prince know that his girlfriend was stable. He gave Dia a list of potions and salves that needed to be given to her twice a day for the next few weeks at minimum, but otherwise she should make a full recovery.

Dia thanked the doctor before rushing into the room, finding his beloved awake, but incredibly pale from all of the blood loss she suffered.

"Dia?" The woman spoke tiredly, still seeming a bit out of it. "What happened?"

Diavolo knelt at the side of the bed and took her hand in his, pressing them against his heart.

"You had my child." He said, broken hearted. "I'm so sorry I didn't know."

"I...what?" Her eyes widen. "I thought I was dying."

You could have.

That thought crushed the man. The prince laid his head on the human's torso and silently cried.

"Sweetie..." MC took her other hand and stroked his red hair. "It's okay; I'm okay."

But you almost weren't.

Instead of speaking that thought, the demon just shook his head.

"I almost lost you..." The demon raised his head. "But never again, I swear to you that I will never leave your side again."

He gave her a gentle kiss.

"I...I want to be with you forever," He said softly. "Or however long this life will give you to me. And I want to dedicate myself to you in every way I can."

Dia took both her hands in his and stared down into her eyes.

"My Queen...please marry me."

MC just stared in disbelief.

"You would marry me? Even though I'm human..."

"Why would you say that? I've never had an issue with your humanity."

"But other demons have." She reminded him. "You literally went to war because of me."

"And I'd do it again," He placed a hand on their cheek. "Because nothing and no one is more important to me than you."

Tears streaked down MC's face.

"Do...do you mean it?"

"With every ounce of my being."

The woman sniffled before nodding.

"Yes. Yes, I'll marry you."

The two cried together as they kissed and held each other.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door followed by it being opened.

"Pardon the intrusion." The butler smiled. "But I assumed you two would be ready for him."

The man stepped inside, holding the baby swaddled in a soft red blanket

Dia grinned the biggest smile of his life.

"Of course!" His eyes darted to MC before softening. "Let my future wife hold him first."

"My, so much has changed here in the castle so fast." Barbatos remarked as he walked over and carefully laid the babe in his mother's arms. "Congratulations, my lord and lady."

MC stared down at her son, feeling so much disbelief but even more love. She didn't know...she had no clue she was going to be a mother, but as she met her son's eyes, ones he shared with his father, the human couldn't help but be so incredibly grateful that things ended up the way they did.

The two named their son Ashur.

[666writingcafe]

Play Practice

Outside of brief interactions in between classes, today's rehearsal in RAD's auditorium has been the first time I've seen the brothers since the restaurant incident. While it's been weird not spending my nights at the House, it's definitely been more peaceful at the castle.

Simeon has taken the role of the play's director. The longer rehearsal goes on, the more snippy he gets at the others. He's scolded Beel for whining about his hunger because, in his words, "that's not in the script", and he just snapped at Asmo for wanting a break because he "doesn't have all of his Act 1 lines memorized".

While I wait for my cue, I'm sitting in one of the auditorium seats. Diavolo is on my right, and Luke on my left. Solomon is sitting in front of me.

"Why is Simeon acting so tense and irritable?" Luke wonders quietly.

"I don't think he's acting," I whisper. The last thing I want is for Simeon to lash out at us for talking too loud.

"To be fair, the brothers aren't making this easy on him," Solomon observes. "I mean, he gave each of them a copy of the script a week ago, so they should at least be somewhat familiar with their lines, but it's like today's the first time they've actually looked at it."

"Out of curiosity, Luke, has Simeon mentioned anything about how the script ended up like this?" Diavolo asks. "It seems completely different from the version he told me about."

"Well, you see, Simeon had this really bad case of writer's block for a while, but then suddenly--" Luke's interrupted by Simeon barking at Mammon and Lucifer to stand by.

"I asked him how he wrote TSL, and as he was starting to answer me, it's like a light bulb went off in his head, and he shooed us out of his room and wrote all night long," Solomon finishes answering.

"Fascinating," Diavolo murmurs. Solomon turns his attention to me.

"I heard about what happened," he states. "Are you feeling all right? Noticed anything out of the ordinary?"

"I'm still a bit sore," I tell him.

"Sore from what?" Luke asks, his eyes full of curiosity.

"MC had a rather unfortunate accident at a restaurant a few weeks ago," Diavolo responds. "They've been staying with me while they recover." Solomon arches a brow at the prince's words but doesn't say anything.

"What kind of an accident?"

"I basically overexerted myself," I explain. "The brothers were acting obnoxious, and I told them to stop."

"Using magic?" I nod my head.

"I remember the first time I put multiple demons under my control at once," Solomon chimes in. "It was rough, to say the least."

"What is it about magic that causes muscle pain?" I wonder out loud.

"Probably the fact that you're human," Diavolo replies nonchalantly. At that moment, Simeon calls for me, and I make my way up on stage.

"All right, we'll start from the top of Act 2 with your line," Simeon instructs. "Let's see what you can do." Believe it or not, Diavolo and Barbatos have helped me practice my lines. While I don't have everything memorized quite yet, I'm finding it easier to recite my lines without constantly looking at my script.

Taking a deep breath, I launch into my monologue.

"I still remember the day I first met you, almost like it was yesterday. The way you fixed your eyes on me, that noble yet sincere gaze..." I use the pause to quickly glance at the script. "The moment I beheld it, I was transfixed. And that was it. There was no going back. I fell for you completely, body and soul." Another glance. "I knew that if we were to become friends--and only friends--I'd be able to stay by your side forever, so I buried my feelings for you deep inside. Forever. At least, that's what I thought." A sigh. "Is there any way that I might take his place? That you might feel for me what you've felt for him? I beg you, open your heart to me instead, to me and me alone."

Complete silence. Scanning the room, everyone that hasn't heard me recite these lines before appears shocked. Luke looks like he's about to cry.

"Nicely done," Simeon quips. "As long as you keep practicing, you should be able to have those lines memorized in no time."

[luvkun4]

y’all remember that post i reblogged that was talking about bf’s who don’t realize how big their dicks are & get all confused & pouty when you say you can’t take it or whatever ??? anyway that’s Beel

[harunayuuka2060]

MC's cousin: Please sign this agreement. This is what auntie wrote in her last will and testament.

MC: *reads it*

MC's cousin: *hiding a smirk*

MC: *closes their eyes, seems to be thinking deeply*

MC: How many of you are here today?

MC's cousin: *confused as to why they asked*

MC's cousin: We're all here. Since that's what auntie had requested. Actually, we're already dividing the rooms to ourselves.

MC's cousin: This house is really huge. *smiles*

MC: I see. *opens their eyes* Mother doesn't want to be lonely.

MC's cousin: That's right. Though I feel pity for you. Don't worry. You can still visit here from time to time.

MC: ...

MC: *stood up*

MC's cousin: Hey, you haven't signed the contract yet.

MC: I already did. *then leaves the room*

MC's cousin: What are they talking about— *coughs up blood*

Diavolo: Hm. I didn't expect this from you, MC. Aren't they still your family?

*their house in flames including their relatives who are still inside*

MC: ...

Barbatos: MC, do you want to visit your mother's grave?

MC: ...

MC: No. I'll just do it another time. *walks past them*

Diavolo and Barbatos: ...

Luke: *gently patting MC's head resting on his lap and them sitting on the floor*

Luke: MC, how are you feeling? *worried*

MC: I'm fine.

Luke: ...

Luke: Do you want to eat? I'm getting hungry.

MC: ...

MC: *nods* *lifts their head up*

Luke: *can see that MC hasn't been sleeping for days*

Luke: And after we finished eating, let's go to sleep together.

MC: *nods*

Luke: *smiles*

Lucifer: Good you've finally went out of your room.

Luke: What is that, Lucifer?

Lucifer: Soup. It's good for sleeplessness. *giving MC a huge bowl of it*

MC: ...

MC: Thank you.

Lucifer: You need to bring that glare back. Those two idiots crushing on you are getting worried.

Luke: *frowns* Are you only caring about MC because of them?

Lucifer: Yes. That's the only reason.

MC: *drinking the soup straight out of the bowl*

Luke: M-MC! Slow down!

Lucifer: Good. Keep going. That should be enough to knock you down.

Beel: *has carried MC back to their room*

Luke: Be careful, Beel!

Beel: I know. *gently laid them down in their bed*

Beel: Lucifer said that MC will probably wake up tomorrow morning. You should go home and take some rest, Luke.

Luke: No! I'm staying here!

Beel: Why?

Luke: ...

Luke: I'm their friend. And MC respects me as someone older so... If I'm here, they would feel less sad.

Beel: ...

Beel: Luke, for someone who lost their mother, I think you should give them some time to mourn.

Luke: ...

Luke: But—

MC: *mutters in their sleep*

MC: Mother... I want to see you... *tear falling from the corner of their eye*

Luke: ...

Luke: *climbs on the other side of their bed and snuggles close to them*

Luke: I don't care what you say, Beel. I'm staying here because MC needs me.

Beel: ...

Beel: Okay. If that's what you want.

MC: *is having a dream about their mother*

MC's mother: *holding a baby*

MC's mother: I love you, MC. *kissing their forehead*

MC's mother: Mother will have to rest now.

MC: *waking up*

MC: ...

MC: *whispers* I understand, mother. Please rest well.

Luke: Hm? MC? Are you awake? *rubbing his eyes off*

MC: I'll sleep some more. Is it okay, Luke?

Luke: *nods* *then smiles* I'll sleep some more too.

*snuggles against each other*

Luke: Do you think you can attend class tomorrow?

MC: *nods*

Luke: Great! Simeon and Solomon missed you!

MC: ...

MC: *nods* I hope so.

Mephistopheles: *smiles as he finishes writing his article*

*the one where he features off MC killing all of their family and relatives*

Mephistopheles: I'm sure this is going to be a hot topic.

[i-am-the-avatar-of-idiocy]

Can you write something for reversed!AU? (the one where they are playing an otome game of MC, maybe if you want MC to get isekai'd there too) thank you !!!

Yeah of course I can anon! I also saw your other message and that is fine! Mc uses she/her pronouns here- I’m sorry to other people

Lucifer

When his brothers started playing a harem game, he thought it was stupid and wanted them to focus on their school work

Then he sees a certain character… mc?

she is stunning

so he subtly decides to download it. He claims it’s to see what they are so excited about

he ends up grinding for your cards when he has time

and he likes the fan service of you

he tried to delete it but he couldn’t last a day

he actually really liked the game

when his brothers find out he struggles to explain

Mammon

He starts playing after he sees Levi playing it

he was whining that he didn’t have enough energy to do a battle

he was intrigued so he downloaded it

he thinks you’re the best character. Definitely his favourite for your personality and looks

dont start him on the fanservice. You can tell when it’s on from his flushed looks

he may have some merch too

Leviathan

He was very excited for the games release

he thinks your character is really cool from the start

he has cosplayed you before

he will go on to his brothers about you and how you are amazing in every way

he prefers you to Ruri-chan

he can’t wait for the anime!

merchmerchmerch

probably has a body pillow of you

Satan

Levi wouldn’t shut up about the plot and it sounded… interesting

he thinks your character is interesting. Your back story is not said and he’s determined to find out

he will raise your intimacy level high above the others

originally it’s not a conscious thing but it does become one when he realises he prefers you over all the other girls in there

he will sketch you sometimes and write about you

he talks to Levi in front of the brothers about it just to piss off lucifer

Asmodeus

Asmodeus falls for your amazing face when he sees the game trailer

theres no harm in trying out the game

he thinks he’ll only have it a few days and not prioritise it

hes very wrong

like very wrong

its all he can think about at times, gifting your character, watching your face light up

Beelzebub

Beel plays it because everyone else is

he thinks your character is very pretty and has a nice personality

whoever Wrote you must know what a nice person truly is

wishes you existed irl

he us not as innocent as you think with fan service you know

he won’t talk about the game but he does enjoy it

Belphegor

Belphie plays it because beel did

he starts prioritising events over sleep

and grinding for your new cards

he thinks your character is very attractive if they were real

he also thinks the game is worth all the talk Levi gives it

he probably has a body pillow but not for sinful reasons to sleep on

Diavolo

We all know he will find out through lucifer

he thinks it’s what all the youths do: either lucifer or youthful fun 101 told him

he likes it a lot

he has money to spare too

like he spends a lot on getting your new cards

your intimacy level is really high

he also has you as his strongest

loves your design

might have merch

Barbatos

Hell only play in his spare time

yet still manages to get lots of good cards and stay updated

he also loves MC- she’s awesome

reminds him of himself

his favourite card of you is ‘the dutiful maid’

Plays because Diavolo wanted him too

Simeon

He’s not good at technology but this helps him

he loves playing the game- even if he had trouble downloading it

favourite character is MC no questions asked

he will not save for 10 pulls, he only does 1 pulls

Solomon

He plays because asmo does

he thinks your character is cute and grinds for new cards

you seem kind of shady but he still loves you

he has seen fanart

tried to cook your favourite dish from the game and it’s awful

he is really good at the game surprisingly

[yan-lorkai]

Yandere headcanons

A/N: Okay so I'm moving all my yandere pieces to this blog, so if you've read this headcanon, probably on @lorkai, don't worry, I'm not plagiarizing anyone, if it's possible to plagiarize yourself lol. By the way I wrote this all in 2020 so it's an old headcanon and I'll probably write a new one, I'm almost into season four and I ended up changing my thoughts about the characters. Anyway, have a good read!

Warning:  Yandere behavior, imprisonment, emotional manipulation, threats, mention of broken limbs, mention of torture, Stockholm syndrome, mention of murder, psychological torture, bullying, humiliation, Beel and Belphie share the MC and more. Minors n ageless blogs will be blocked!

-ˏ` Luciboy is intense, controller and manipulator

-ˏ` Once he lays eyes on you, it’s game over. He has what he wants.

-ˏ` His gestures are calculated, daily calling you and helping you, if you have any questions about the exchange program and/or Devildom

-ˏ` It’s common for the two of you to drink tea together and play chess. On cold or responsibilities-free days, Lucifer loves to call you to dance a waltz or just listen to the sound of your voice

-ˏ` He loves to hear you talk about his childhood, but he won’t tell you anything about your childhood. Maybe just one or two stories

-ˏ` After a while, he starts to openly express his feelings for you, whether by giving you gifts or compliments

-ˏ` Lucifer knows he’s possessive, but he prides himself on it and tells himself it’s with the best of intentions that he slowly starts locking you in his office or his bedroom.

-ˏ` Lucifer usually brings you food, combs your hair and loves your tears and your screams. You only feed the sadistic nature within him when you’re fighting so hard against what’s happening.

“It’s okay, MC. I can heal your pain, your bruises. Just tell me who you belong to?”

-ˏ` If you’re going out somewhere, then Lucifer is too, even if he has to finish all the paperwork on his desk in ten minutes. Otherwise, you are not allowed to leave.

-ˏ` Lucifer really tries to respect your wishes, but his proud nature is something that prevents him from leaving you a hundred percent free. You can’t even spend a lot of time with his brothers or Solomon and the angels. You also cannot use your D.D.D for a long period of time. Lucifer wants your attention, your affection, your everything

-ˏ` He doesn’t really care if you’re with Diavolo, he trusts the prince. Besides, Lucifer knows you won’t bother the prince with your unfounded concerns, he made sure of it

-ˏ` Break his rules and he will administer painful punishments

-ˏ` Spells, whip, blades, manipulation, you name it.

-ˏ` But if you don’t break the rules, then he will continue to shower you with kisses, hugs and gifts

-ˏ` He usually gives you things that have his name on it, like personalized necklaces

-ˏ` If you already have a pact, he will give you clothes that expose his mark for everyone to see that you are his

-ˏ` Don’t let you talk to anyone, it’s not uncommon for some classmates to be disappearing out of nowhere if they’re trying to get closer than necessary

-ˏ` Make a whole schedule so that his time matches yours so you can stay together during the day

-ˏ` Lucifer loves you, even in his twisted way. And he will make you love him too.

Originally posted by elopawa

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-ˏ` He is not manipulative or delusional. Mammon is sweet and suffocating, but he wants to be your favorite brother, your best friend, your first

-ˏ` He’s always denying he feels anything for you, but deep down he knows he’d do anything to have you for himself

-ˏ` Just like in the game, he spends all his time in your room and follows your steps even more, saying he is your protector and guide.

-ˏ` His brothers think it’s weird, but as long as Mammon doesn’t disturb them, they won’t really care

-ˏ` Give you the most expensive gifts, usually stutters about how he saw such an object and thought you would like it

-ˏ` If you don’t like him to the same degree, he’ll be hurt, but he won’t imprison you, manipulate you or punish you, he’d probably have a bad conscience if he dared to do something like that to you

-ˏ` But he will definitely pester you so he gets at least some of your attention, he’s greedy for a reason, even if his attempts are pathetic

-ˏ` Mammon loves you and would do anything for you to always be happy, even if he needed to sacrifice his own happiness

-ˏ` But if you love him, he will definitely stick with you even more and tell you every day, every hour, about how he loves you and how the two of you will be very happy together

-ˏ` Gives you some really silly nicknames and loves to hold your hand.

-ˏ` If someone tries to hurt you, however, he will hurt and even kill the person who dared to touch you. No one should touch you or even look at you

-ˏ` He is soft and sweet until you try to leave him, in this scenario he starts to freak out, asking for another chance to be better. Crying. Begging.

Originally posted by elopawa

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-ˏ` He feels guilty because he knows very well what he is, as he spends 24 hours a day watching anime and playing with the same type of character.

-ˏ` But that doesn’t stop the crazy urge he has to want you for him and he only

-ˏ` Levi is delusional, passionate, a manipulative and suffocating yandere

-ˏ` By the way, he is not the Sin of Envy just by name. He doesn’t like to see you talking to anyone but him, whether it’s one of his brothers or Diavolo and the others

-ˏ` He may look shy, but it’s a facade. Levi tries first to appeal to his shyness to make you stay with him, play with him longer, read manga with him longer

-ˏ` He has everything he needs in his room, since he spends most of his time there. Food? He has. Drinks? Too. Blankets? Yes. It has everything you need in there.

-ˏ` He may or may not have some of your clothes there too.

-ˏ` If his shyness doesn’t work, he appeals to the well-known self-deprecation.

-ˏ` “After all, who would want to be with a smelly otaku like me, when my brothers are better than me, right?”

-ˏ` If that doesn’t work either, he will resort to violence and keep you imprisoned, even using blackmail

-ˏ` He has a tendency to trap your ankles with his tail so you don’t run away. And if, somehow, you manage to escape he will leave his room to start a hunt for you

-ˏ` This guy here doesn’t look like it, but he sure has some punishments in his head, he’s seen several in his animes

-ˏ` In the bathroom, there’s probably a camera too.

-ˏ` It can let you starve slowly or deprive you of sleep. May break some bones, nothing too important for him

-ˏ` “Your fingers or toes, MC?”

-ˏ` At the end of the day, he would still hug you and kiss your forehead as if nothing had happened, saying he’s doing it for your own good.

-ˏ` Like father, like son

-ˏ` Satan is possessive, manipulative and violent

-ˏ` He’s able to make you come to him because he’s not like his brothers, he’s calm, sweet

-ˏ` He invites you to have tea and read with him every day

-ˏ` He is soft, touches your hand, your shoulders or your cheeks, all that matters is that he is feeling the softness of your warm skin

-ˏ` He is the cruelest among the seven brothers, beware

-ˏ` The others make you wear a collar, but he marks his name on MC’s skin with a knife or his own nails

-ˏ` His punishments surpass those of his brothers, because it is psychological torture

-ˏ` He breaks you slowly, throws all the mistakes, insecurities and fears in your face and while you cry he laughs

-ˏ` “But it’s okay, I’m here for you, kitten.”

-ˏ` If you behave, then he just likes to hug and kiss you, read and relax with you

-ˏ` Otherwise, wait for poisons, spells and weapons to be used. Fire is an element he loves to manipulate to burn your fingers, your hands

-ˏ` But drowning and lack of food are good options, you will depend on Satan one way or another

-ˏ` Keeps you chained by your wrists and ankles, controlling every action you do

-ˏ` You have to beg to eat, to sleep, to go to the bathroom and even to go to school. Sometimes he treats you like a kitten and you can’t talk or walk on two legs

-ˏ` Never make Satan jealous because he will kill the person and torture you more and more until your will has been broken

-ˏ` If anyone finds him, he always has an escape plan

-ˏ` He loves you deeply, and he is immensely happy that you gave in to Stockholm and love him back.

Originally posted by elopawa

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-ˏ` He is possessive and clingy

-ˏ` As Avatar of Lust, Asmo is always concerned about his appearance so that people will love and adore him

-ˏ` But it was only when he saw you that he realized how strong humans can be, Asmo decided he wanted to have you as his permanent lover.

-ˏ` He’s clingy by nature, always hugging or kissing people, so it’s no surprise to you that the last few days he’s been insistent on spending more time with you than with his brothers

-ˏ` Asmo just has a baby face, but he likes to manipulate and monopolize your time with him.

-ˏ` May coerce some demons into bullying about appearance or some insecurity you’ve confided in him

-ˏ` So he can be there to comfort you and ensure that he loves you with all his heart

-ˏ` Sure enough, he pays some Succubus to spread derogatory rumors about you

-ˏ` But that’s okay, he’s there to comfort your poor heart, hugging and listening to everything you say about how bad the exchange program is because of these problems.

-ˏ` If you take the trouble to Lucifer and Diavolo, Asmo will be quick to send someone to silence the demons and the Succubus

-ˏ` Meanwhile, he brings you hot chocolate and has a spa session with you every week for both of you to relax and spend time together

-ˏ` He likes to massage your tense shoulders and spread kisses on your neck, even doing something more if you agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-ˏ` He loves receiving compliments, so you always get a hot kiss when you compliment him or give him a gift

-ˏ` He also praises you to the four winds, extolling your beauty to all who will listen

-ˏ` He loves to make Mammon jealous because it feeds his ego, after all you are his only

-ˏ` Lucifer has to tell him to shut up

-ˏ` Asmo doesn’t manipulate you directly and doesn’t punish you either

-ˏ` He can’t break his nails after all

-ˏ` But for a right price, he knows who can correct your bad attitudes

-ˏ` “Calm down, calm down, I’m here. I’ll take you home, baby. It’ll be alright!”

-ˏ` Poor thing, you can’t see he’s the master of everything

-ˏ` Oh, he will definitely make you wear things that have his name or face

-ˏ` Cuddle you every night, don’t even try to run away

-ˏ` Whether it’s for the human world or even the bathroom, Asmo is by your side always. Nothing will separate you and you, naive human, will never realize how you were manipulated.

-ˏ` Beelzebub is a sweetheart, he knows he can trust you not to run away or betray him

-ˏ` He takes you every week to eat in a restaurant and loves to hug you

-ˏ` Always concerned for your safety, so don’t be scared when he starts following you

-ˏ` He’s not scary, doesn’t punish you, doesn’t control you

-ˏ` But he wants your attention and your affection

-ˏ` Loves it when you go to work out with him or just give him moral support

-ˏ` He wants to be in constant contact with you because that way he knows that you will not disappear like Lilith disappeared.

-ˏ` He doesn’t mind sharing you with Belphie, they do everything together, anyway

-ˏ` The problem is that Belphegor is more dangerous and cunning,

-ˏ` just like Satan, he doesn’t mind killing to keep you “safe”

-ˏ` Don’t trust his brothers at all, except Beel

-ˏ` Likes to hug you around the waist if you are talking to someone to show that you already have an owner

-ˏ` He sleeps on your lap so you’re unable to leave, but loves it when you pat his head and even purr

-ˏ` When he’s not sleepy, he loves being around you and doing whatever activity you want. But remember that his patience and kindness have limits and if you think about insinuating that you want some time alone or want to spend time with one of his brothers, he will punish you, much to Beel’s displeasure.

-ˏ` But he always hugs you tight, taking you to bed and drying your tears when he finishes. He always explains his reasons for doing what he did, why you have to be with him and Beel all the time.

-ˏ` Belphie will definitely find a house somewhere where you can stay, isolated, with no one

-ˏ` “It’s safe, Beel, no one can hurt MC there!”

-ˏ` “We would be isolating them, that’s not right, Belphie!”

-ˏ` But both will definitely think better of the idea, it’s for your own good, after all. They couldn’t bear the pain of losing you like they lost Lilith.

[firecatvariant]

Hi! I hope you're having a nice day!💓🌸

I was wondering if you could do a request on how the obey boys would react if mc has to be in a arranged/forced marriage back in the human realm and they feel a bit nervous going back home, especially since they have feelings for [said character].

You can do just the brothers if it too much

I love your work btw💗

Hi there! I super apologize for the length of time it took me to do your request, and I appreciate your patience! This is such a cute and angsty idea! I just wrote a couple of quick HC's about the situations, but this has such amazing potential to turn into ficlets! So I hope you'll stay tuned because I definitely want to try and explore this topic a little more. I hope you enjoy it!

Lucifer - Understands that it's your duty and responsibility, but secretly wishes you'd shirk it. He'd never tell you to do so though. - Since you didn't understand his true feelings about the situation, you were going to go through with it, until he ultimately shows up to stop it and declares his love for you. - Whisking you away back to the Devildom, you can't help but feel relieved, and happy that Lucifer loves you back.

Mammon - Actively thinks of ways to try and sabotage it. - Considers going into even more debt with the Witches, in order for them to conjure up something to stop it from happening. - Luckily, saving himself from debt (and probably embarrassment) the depth of your love for him has you decide to call the whole thing off to stay by his side. Levi - Is jealous. And even more so as he becomes closer to you. He doesn't want you to marry anyone else! - Considers going all Grand Admiral during your wedding day, and secretly fantasizes about summoning Lotan and whisking you away. Like in a crazy epic anime drama. - The day of your departure he finally summons up enough courage to beg you not to go through with it, to your joy and relief. Satan - At first is indifferent to the situation, but as time goes on and he falls more and more in love with you, he actively begins to think of ways to stop it. - Reads books on the legal ways you could get out of it, does research on magic spells that could help you get out of it (like altering people's memories). - In the end, will actively show up to call it off himself, proving to you how much he loves and cares about you, and can't stand the thought of losing you.

Asmo - Hates the whole idea and thinks you should just do whatever you want. - Tempts you to call the situation off as much as he possibly can. - When you do finally call it off, his happiness cannot be contained. Beel - Is just sad about it. Really cares about you, and only wants you to be happy. - Keeps asking you if you are ok, if you really want to go through with it, and his gentle questioning causes you to rethink. - When you do decide to call it off, he'll protect you from whatever fallback may happen. No one will dare try and give you grief with Beel by your side. Belphie - Passive-aggressive towards you once he finds out. - Will be bratty about the situation, making snarky comments but only because he hates the idea of losing you. - Once he realizes your feelings for him, he will actually get some motivation and actively stop it. Maybe by paying your ex-fiance a visit to politely tell them to call the wedding off. Diavolo - Actually thinks about starting a war between the realms in order to rescue you from the situation. - Thankfully, Lucifer and Babartos talk him out of that and suggest he just confess his feelings towards you and let you decide what to do. - Diavolo will make sure the other party is compensated for your loss. He'll do anything to keep you by his side. Barbatos - Thinks about altering reality. He could easily choose a timeline where you weren't engaged and could stay with him forever instead. - Is mostly quiet about the situation, but as the time for you to leave draws nearer, he asks you to truly think about what it is you really want. - Knowing the answer is to be with him rather than go through an arranged marriage, you call it off and stay with him. Simeon - Is upset, but knows there's really not much he can do about it. - But Simeon also has a way of making you rethink, and once you start falling for the handsome angel, you know you'd rather call it off so you can stay by his side. - Assures you you're doing the right thing by following your heart. Solomon - Wants to intervene with magic. - You know, turn your future intended into a frog, or place some sort of curse on them. Tbh, he could probably just cook for them and that'd be enough. - Luckily for him, your feelings for the sorcerer were conveyed and you decided to call it off, to his delight.

Masterlist

[koolades-world]

Obey me! brothers handwriting headcannons

gonna rank them best to worst by what I personally think!

1. Lucifer

He must have the world’s nicest and most gorgeous looking handwriting ever. Absolutely effortless. This man is constantly doing paperwork. He probably has a very nice, enchanted pen that never runs out of ink so he never had to worry about the pain of ruining something because he ran out of ink halfway through writing. His signature must look like a fancy font. Mc definitely asks just to watch him write because it’s so pretty and watching the magic happens makes it more real and believable. When he’s in a rush, his handwriting probably looks like a doctor wrote it.

2. Asmo

He works on his penman ship in order to have multiple styles of writing and a cute signature. He dots his I’s with hearts and connects his letters into hearts. How is he supposed to give out autographs if it isn’t exactly how he likes it? He uses this style of writing in class and on simple lists at home. The only time Mc has ever seen him not write super cutesy was when he was half asleep, which is rare on its own. It was worse than Beel’s handwriting, meaning he probably actively worked on his handwriting for so long. It was barely legible. Asmo made Mc promise to never repeat what they saw and burned this note after he has copied it down in his usual handwriting.

3. Satan

His handwriting is probably looks effortless, but it actually took him thousands of years to perfect it. Not that it was bad before, it was gorgeous actually. Almost too gorgeous, too much like Lucifer’s. After Belphie pointed it out in his drowsiness, he vowed to change it. So he did. I have to admire his dedication. While Lucifer’s is much larger and loopier, his is small and clean with very straight letters. If you asked really nicely while at someone like a cat cafe, he might show you what it used to look like, which is what Mc did. Satan can’t say no to you. He writes love letters often, where can can admire his penmanship and his sweet words.

4. Belphie

Despite always being in a state of rest, his handwriting is actually alright. It would be much better if he tried, but he rarely does that. The natural way his writing slants to the left and the way he connects most of his letters is endearing and feels very homey. If he actually tried, however, his handwriting would be better than Lucifer. I personally think both he and Beel and ambidextrous but prefer to write with their left hands. Belphie also seems like the kind to be very good at mimicking other’s handwriting and signatures, which is ideal for pranks. Mc once caught him writing a note as Diavolo to Lucifer to get him out of his office so they could prank it. You would have never guessed unless you saw him writing it.

5. Levi

At first I though his handwriting would be the worst, but I should never underestimate the power of an otaku. He can probably mimic his favorite character’s handwriting for short periods of time, and has definitely entered and won a contest that needed lots of handwritten letters for limited edition merchandise. Normally, when he needs to write things, his handwriting probably isn’t too bad, probably like a high school boy who just wants to go home. Most of his notes, if any, are digital anyways.

6. Mammon

I mean, his handwriting isn’t great, but it’s usually legible. When he doesn’t want something to be legible, he usually makes it so it’s impossible to read by writing nonsense quickly, usually to try and fool Lucifer into thinking he finished whatever paper task he assigned him. It never works. Lucifer has even tried giving him handwriting lessons but they didn’t work out, meaning Mammon tried something stupid enough for Luci to just give up.

7. Beel

Let’s be so fr right now. His handwriting is chicken scratch. It’s to the point where only Belphie and Mc can tell what it says. He also exclusively writes in uppercase with the occasional lowercase thrown in at random. Even though he can write with both hands, that doesn’t change the legibility. He can read his own handwriting, which is all that matters to him. It’s nice that a few other people can too. If he needs to leave any kind of notes, he just doesn’t because he knows nobody will be able to read it. He has Belphie do it, or he just sends a text. Poor baby.

[belphies-wife]

What Naps Are Like With Them (Everyone)

In celebration of my first post kinda blowing up, I wrote a little something for all the characters, including Luke! (platonically for him, of course)

Again, thank you guys for all the love on my Satan Reacting to Montero fic <3 I’ll be working on requests after this.

Also, no beta we die like Lilith.

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Lucifer

➼ Never sleeps, e v e r

➼ His brothers would destroy the House of Lamentation in his sleep

➼Took a while to convince him to take a nap with you because of this

➼ His brothers listen to you more than they listen to their older brother, so you begged them to behave for a few hours so that their older brother can rest for once

➼ You will use your pact if you have to, just please let this man sleep

➼ You made sure to pick a day where you know Lucifer hadn’t slept the night before due to his workload

➼ Seriously, you had to talk to Diavolo about that

➼ You both got into your comfiest pajamas and played some soft classical music for ultimate relaxation

➼ You thought about taking a picture of hm while he slept

➼ He saw it coming and had you sleep facing away from him with his arms wrapped around you so you couldn’t turn around

➼ Smart bastard

➼  If you complain about it he’ll laugh at you

➼ Hey, at least you get cuddles

➼ Luci here looks so calm and peaceful while he sleeps, it’s adorable

➼ No wonder everyone tries to take a picture of him sleeping

➼ He’s a heavy sleeper, so you end up having to wake him up after a few hours

➼ He thanks you

➼ He’s well-rested and in a good mood for the rest of the day

➼ His brothers obviously take advantage of that

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Mammon

➼ Unlike most of his brothers, he actually has a decent sleep schedule (most of the time)

➼ However, if you wanted to take a nap with him, he wouldn’t say no

➼ Well, he’d say no, but then say yes immediately after

➼ “Whaddya mean you wanna take a nap with me? Do I look like Belphie!?”

➼ Blushing like crazy while complaining, as usual

➼ “Fine, I’ll go nap with him, then.”

➼ “Oi! Come back here! I changed my mind, I wanna take a nap!”

➼ Tsundere baby

➼ Obviously, you tease him about it

➼ “Jealous, huh? I thought that was Levi’s thing.”

“Shut up! Are we gonna cuddle or not?”

“I said nap, not cuddle.”

➼ Cue the pout

➼ The definition of the 🥺 face

➼ Please love this child

➼ “I’m kidding, of course we’re gonna cuddle.”

➼ Usually a little spoon

➼ Unless he’s in a jealous mood

➼ If he is, he will hold on to you like his life depends on it.

➼ More teasing, obviously

➼ If you think about it, Greed and Envy are very similar

➼ Poor baby wants love

➼ New drinking game: take a shot every time I call Mammon a baby

➼ I shot of water, I know you’re dehydrated

➼ Anyways, naps with Mammon = cuddles

➼ Either you’re holding him to you or he’s holding you to him

➼ f o r e h e a d  k i s s e s

➼ Mammon gets nightmares about what happened with Belphie sometimes, so lots of comfort cuddles

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Leviathan

➼ “Levi, did you sleep at all last night?”

➼ Obviously not

➼ He was up all night binge watching the latest season of “The Magical Ruri Hanai: Demo Girl”’s  spin-off series

➼ Why would you even ask?

➼ “Levi, did you stay up all night?”

➼ He looked away, a little embarrassed. “Uh, yeah.”

➼ “Levi, honey. You need to sleep. It’s not good for your health to be staying up so late.”

➼ Leviathan.exe has stopped working

➼ You’re worrying about him?????

➼ And you’re calling him honey?????

➼ Are you trying to kill him?????

➼ “You must be exhausted. Wanna take a nap?”

“Oh, uh. Yeah. I guess I could use a nap.”

“Alright. We should go to my room, since there’s more room on my bed than in your tub.”

➼ Wait you meant a nap together????

➼ You’re really trying to kill him.

➼ Usually, he’d make fun of you and call you a normie.

➼ But he was currently too busy dying.

➼ If somehow you managed to resurrect him and get him to your room to nap, then you’d know this shy boi is a little spoon.

➼ Does this really come as a surprise to anyone? It shouldn’t.

➼ He’s blushing like crazy the whole time.

➼ “Levi, if you can't sleep with me here, I can leave.”

“No!”

➼ He does sleep eventually.

➼ Sweet baby cuddles you in his sleep.

➼ Wholesome af

»»————-　♔　————-««

Satan

➼ As the most responsible one in the family, he has a pretty good sleep schedule, so he doesn’t normally take naps.

➼ However, if you ask him to, he’ll agree. 

➼ If it makes you happy he’ll do it <3

➼ He’s not really touchy-feely and won’t initiate any cuddling.

➼ Dude that you asked to nap because you were tired and wanted to sleep.

➼ Nah bro, you just want cuddles.

➼ While he won’t initiate any cuddles, if you make it more obvious that you want some, he’ll give them to you.

➼ Big spoon

➼ If you want him to be the small spoon, he will, but he’ll be flustered af.

»»————-　♔　————-««

Asmodeus

➼ “Asmo, wanna sleep together?”

➼ Could you have made a poorer word choice?

➼ No, you could not.

➼ This boy literally made the lenny face.

➼ “Asmo, I meant a nap.”

“Well, I suppose that’ll satisfy me for now.”

➼ You then proceeded to smack him with a pillow.

“Hey! Don’t mess up my hair!”

➼ You had to wait for him to take off his makeup and change his clothes and stuff.

➼ It’s a process.

➼ Cuddle’s tf out of you.

➼ He’ll be the big spoon or the little spoon. It doesn’t matter to him, so you can decide.

»»————-　♔　————-««

Beelzebub

➼ Takes naps with Belphie a lot and thought it was cute that you also wanted to nap.

➼ Pre-nap snack first, though.

➼ Then he’s ready.

➼ Sweet boi will enjoy the nap whether he’s a big spoon or little spoon.

➼ If you’re happy, he’s happy <3

➼ You kiss his face a lot.

➼ He thinks you’re the cutest little human ever when you do that.

➼ I’d say soft Beel, but when is he ever not soft?

➼ Not counting the custard incident

➼ He Likes to kiss the top of your head while you sleep.

➼ He definitely snores.

➼ It takes some getting used to, but you’re not gonna let keep you from cuddling your big boi.

➼ It honestly feels really safe and comforting to just be wrapped up in his arms.

➼ Equally comforting to have his head resting against you.

➼ Overall just really soft.

»»————-　♔　————-««

Belphegor

➼ You don’t even need to ask. He’s the king of naps.

➼ Being around Belphie for an extended period of time makes you sleepy.

➼ You’re not sure if it’s because he’s sleep or if it’s because he has some sort of sleep-power.

➼ Any time you cuddle you end up taking a nap.

➼ Do I even have to say it?

➼ S m a l l  s p o o n

➼ The smallest spoon.

➼ As the youngest, he’s the most spoiled, so he’s really really clingy and just expects you to drop whatever you’re doing at any given time to nap with him.

➼ I mean, you’d probably do it even if he didn’t expect you to.

➼ He does this adorable thing when he’s sleepy and he sees you nearby where he’ll go up to you and wrap his arms around you and rest his head against your shoulder and just say “Sleep, please.”

➼ You will stop whatever you’re doing no matter what and go up to the attic to nap with him.

➼ Not an exaggeration. It’s happened while Lucifer was talking to you before he he was p i s s e d.

➼ It was obviously intentional

➼ But how can you say no to his cute face?

➼ He seems to be able to keep you from having nightmares and you sleep 100x better with him than on your own

➼ Softest boi

»»————-　♔　————-««

Simeon

➼ While he may dress like a stripper, this man is an angel and is pure™

➼ Anything you want, you’ll get. How can he ever deny you a thing?

➼ He can’t.

➼ You want naps? You get naps.

➼ You want cuddles? You get cuddles.

➼ You want sleepy kisses? You get sleepy kisses.

➼ Hotel? Trivago.

➼ But seriously, sleepy kisses are definitely a thing.

➼ Especially forehead kisses.

➼ Big spoon. He likes to hold you.

➼ Sweet boy loves you so much 🥺

»»————-　♔　————-««

Luke (Platonically)

➼ Purgatory Hall has weekly movie nights, and they invite you over a lot to join them.

➼ You and Solomon have a very long list of human world movies you want Simeon to watch, but the poor man can’t figure out how Devilflix works for the life of him, so group movie nights are the only way.

➼ Not that any of you mind, of course.

➼ Luke begged Simeon to let him join you guys (he has a pretty strict bedtime)

➼ Simeon lets him occasionally if the movie is appropriate.

➼ Luke insisted on sitting next to you and sharing any treats he made that day.

➼ Poor baby ended up falling asleep not even halfway through the movie.

➼ Solomon obviously made fun of him.

➼ “Looks like it’s naptime for the little chihuahua.”

“Don’t tease him!” You say, defending Luke.

➼ At some point, Luke shifts so that he’s leaning against you in his sleep.

➼ You coo at how cute the ‘lil cherub looks.

➼ Aaaand then you proceed to fall asleep as well.

➼ You woke up the next day still on the couch. You were pretty confused since Simeon usually carries anyone who falls asleep to their bed (or the guest room, in your case).

➼ Then you realize Luke still asleep and wrapped around you.

➼ HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS BABY EVER

➼ You assumed Simeon didn’t want to attempt moving one of you and risk waking the other so he just left you too

➼ Whatever it was, you went back to sleep with the little cherub snuggling you

»»————-　♔　————-««

Solomon

➼ Purgatory Hall sleepover!

➼ Everyone had already fallen asleep, so you asked Solomon if he’d be alright with you two sleeping together.

➼ Not a good idea.

➼ You’re both settled in his bed and you’re about to drift off to sleep when this silly little sorcerer decided to tickle you.

➼ You  s h r e i k

➼ “Solomon!”

➼ “Keep your voice down, dear. You wouldn’t want Simeon hearing and getting the wrong idea, now. Would you?”

➼ The  s m a c c  you gave him though-

➼ “Can I sleep now, or are you gonna keep bothering me?”

“You know you love me.” He grinned.

“Well, duh. But I also love sleep.”

➼ He does let you sleep after that.

➼ You fall asleep first, and one look at your sleeping face and he falls in love with you all over again.

➼ You’re so  p r e c i o u s.

➼ He held you close to him as you slept, pressing soft, featherlight kisses against our forehead and nose, careful not to wake you.

➼ He’s a bitch until you fall asleep, pretty much.

»»————-　♔　————-««

Diavolo

➼ It wasn’t intentional for you to fall asleep, really.

➼ You’d had a long day, and you had been sitting with the demon prince at his palace as he told you about his day over a cup of tea.

➼ It wasn’t like what he was saying was boring.

➼ No, it’s just that you were so tired, and the sofa you were sitting on was so comfy, and Diavolo was talking so much.

➼ It didn’t help that the tea that Barbatos had prepared was especially soothing.

➼ You couldn’t help yourself. You dozed off.

➼ Diavolo continued talking, and probably would’ve gone on for a long while without even noticing if Barbatos hadn’t cleared his throat and gestured towards your sleeping form.

➼ If it had been anyone else, he would have deemed it disrespectful. 

➼ But it was you, and he had realized a long time ago that he was incapable of being upset with you.

➼ “It seems they’ve had a tiring day, my Lord. I suggest you let them rest.” Said Barbatos.

“Of course. I wouldn’t dream of disturbing them.” Carefully, he made his way over to you and pried the teacup from our hands so that you didn’t move and break it in your sleep.

➼ Then, he removed his suit jacket and draped it over you like a blanket.

➼ Not gonna lie, even Barbatos was a bit shooketh. 

➼ He didn’t say anything, though.

➼ Diavolo kissed your forehead lightly and had Barbatos bring him the last of his paperwork for the day, which he finished quickly while remaining by your side.

➼ After that he picked up our still sleeping form and brought you to his room where he tucked you in.

➼ He sent Lucifer a text saying that you would be staying the night at the palace then went to sleep after answering a few emails.

➼ He snores loudly, but you somehow managed to sleep through it.

»»————-　♔　————-««

Barbatos

➼ Diavolo set up another palace retreat (because I said so)

➼ You had been assigned a room with Luke and Beelzebub that time.

➼ It went good at first, and everyone was sent off to sleep at around 10 p.m.

➼ At some point in the middle of the night, you awoke from a particularly nasty nightmare.

➼ You were more scared than usual when you woke up, since the room you were in was not your room at the House of Lamentation.

➼ It took a while for you to realize where you were and calm down, but even then you were to afraid to sleep.

➼ Slowly, you exited the room, careful not to disturb Luke and Beel.

➼ You made your way to Barbatos’ room and knocked softly.

➼ Briefly, you wondered if he was asleep, but then he opened the door.

➼ You silently panicked when you realized your hair was a mess and your clothing was rumpled from sleep, but your disheveled appearance didn’t seem to faze him.

➼ “Hello. I was just about to prepare for bed. Is something the matter?”

➼ Suddenly, you felt very, very silly to come to such an ancient, powerful being for help with a little nightmare.

➼ “Sorry, it’s nothing. I apologize for bothering you. I’ll leave.” You said, your cheeks flushing with embarrassment.

“You never bother me, my dear. Would you like to come in?” He asked, opening the door wider and stepping aside.

“Yes. I would like that.”

“Is something bothering you?”

You blushed. “I had a nightmare. I couldn’t go back to sleep after that. I know, it’s silly.”

“Of course it isn’t.”

“Can I... Can I stay here with you tonight?”

“If it would make you feel better, you may.”

➼ Barbatos tucked you in then sat next to you, gently running his hands through your hair. He began singing an old song in some ancient, forgotten language. His voice was soft and soothing as he sang, and you found yourself unable to stay awake even if you tried.

➼ “Goodnight, my dear.” He whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

»»————-　♔　————-««

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How do you think characters like lucifer, beel and diavolo would be with and adhd!mc that always have everything messy around and can do so many things with early planning without crying of frustration

Oh, funny you should ask, anon! I also have ADHD and thanks to that, I am very forgetful. The very first headcanon post I ever wrote was about a forgetful MC and that was very much based on my ADHD tendencies. You can read it here and there's a link at the bottom to the part 2 with the dateables.

Of course that post mostly focused on the forgetful part of ADHD. If we're talking messy and requiring a schedule, I haven't gotten into those kinds of symptoms.

Of the three characters you mentioned, Lucifer would struggle the most. I think he would be really irritated with an MC who is messy or who has trouble sticking to a schedule. So I think MC would have to sit him down and be like, here's the deal. It's not my fault, this is just how some humans are made. And then he'd switch gears. Lucifer is smart, but he also doesn't have the hang ups the human world does about a diagnosis like this. He has no prior stereotypes of people with ADHD. He's not gonna just go okay MC is lazy. He's gonna go okay this is a weird human trait, I can work with this. And then he would work with you on it. I personally am very good at dealing with my ADHD nowadays, so I would be able to tell him exactly what I need. But some people might need to try some stuff until they figure it out. Since MC is living with Lucifer at the House of Lamentation, this might include things like keeping their room clean, what sort of chores they're assigned, and successfully maintaining a schedule for RAD.

Beel is less concerned about that stuff than Lucifer is. He might not even notice that MC has any such issues. If MC is messy, it's no big deal to him. He just accepts that MC is messy. He's not out here wondering why MC is messy or anything else. However, if MC tells him about it, he'd also go out of his way to make things easier for them. Just ask, he's ready to help.

Diavolo might not notice at first, either. But he would hear about it from Lucifer. And I think his main concern would be accommodating an MC with ADHD at RAD. He would hear about it if you had issues with being late or turning in your assignments or forgetting when a test was coming, etc. And if you explained to him, hey, this is what's going on, I think he'd be like well okay what do you need? Diavolo just wants MC to do well!

I think Lucifer would be the only one likely to end up crying in frustration and we all know he's too prideful to actually cry lol.

So in general, because demons are less likely to have preconceived ideas about ADHD, they would probably just do what you needed. I think they would listen to you and do their best to make things work for you. Because in the end, all of these demons love you and they wouldn't want you to struggle.

[astaroth1357]

More undateables with a demigod hades mc???

By request, have yourself a part two!! 

Demigod MC Series: Hades Pt. 2 (Un)Dateables Edition!

I will ask that y’all please don't ask for continuations of other gods unless I say it’s okay to do again. This series already fills my inbox something fierce and this is a one-off that I allowed for during the request window.  If I have to make ideas for new gods while continuing a bunch of old MCs, it'll burn me out fast...

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2

Diavolo

Oh, he has no problem at all hosting a child of the Underworld, hell he even throws them a welcome banquet when he finds out! Hades is a dear friend - and practically a parental figure to him growing up - so he's more than happy to take in one of his children for a year.

Diavolo is actually one of the few people that the MC can talk to about their home with any kind of fondness. Usually when they bring up things like the comforting wailing of the River Coctyus, the brothers will give them weird looks... but Diavolo knows where they're coming from!

He spent numerous summers in the Underworld growing up doing things like pestering Charon on the River Styx or playing games with Cerberus (the other one) in the Asphodel Meadows... His beach house is actually modeled after his childhood summer home in the Isles of Paradise! Really, it can be a lovely place if the gloom doesn't bother you!

So in the spirit of his fond memories, Diavolo really tried to make their time in the Devildom a fun one!... in his maybe trying a little too hard way…  

Poor MC found themselves offered pretty much everything under the moon… Tickets or exclusive passes to different cultural events/festivals, invitations to gala events, and tours of nearly every inch of Hell by the Prince himself - it was… it was a lot for the poor introverted thing…

It didn’t help that Diavolo would have a hard time gauging if they were having any fun due to their naturally melancholic nature, which only pushed him to try harder… He means well, he does. He’s just not the most in touch with what would make an anti-social doom child happy...

It took Barbatos and Lucifer stepping in for the mortal to actually start getting some much needed space and that improved their experience significantly. Sometimes less is more, Dia… Less is more. But they appreciate his efforts anyway.

Barbatos 

Also has a pretty amicable relationship with the Ruler of the Underworld, though his is much more professional compared to Diavolo’s. He actually has a good deal of appreciation for the man for taking good care of the Prince during his visits, so he sees this as an opportunity to return the favor.

Like Diavolo, he’s rather focused on making sure the MC is having a good stay in the Devildom, but he’s much more subtle about it. He’ll come by the House often to check up on them and make sure everything is to their liking... 

Even the brothers notice that he treats them like anothering visiting Lord/Lady in that way, which he would argue they very much are and should be respected as one. It’s the least the Devildom can offer their father at this point.

His visits may also be an excuse for keeping an eye on the brothers to make sure they don’t do anything to inconvenience their “young guest…” To be honest, the entire House is a little paranoid about that… Nobody wants to know the punishment for hurting MC if Barbs is the one dishing it out...

Apart from watching out for them, Barbatos tries to encourage the MC to accept the Young Lord’s gifts (while also actively advising Diavolo to go easier on them at the same time). It would be so disheartening to him if his Prince feels like he hasn’t offered them the best experience that he could… He’s sure they understand.

Any time that he invites the MC to tea, they usually end up talking about their father in some way. Barbs knows a surprising amount about the god… He’s been around about as long as Chronos - preceding the birth of Aether and Chaos themselves - so he has some stories to tell.

The MC did once ask him why he doesn’t just run everything if he’s really been around for so long... his answer was: “Kings and their kingdoms will rise and fall… Worlds upon worlds are born, then cease to be. But time is what brings about all changes… So, I think I’m perfectly content with the power I possess. Wouldn’t you be?” 

Annnd they never asked Barbs another question like that again… and people think death is scary… 

Simeon 

He was honestly a little worried for their new companion for quite a while… It’s not like there’s never any sadness in the Celestial Realm or anything, but they seem to have something else entirely…

He’s heard stories about the Underworld. He’s never been himself, that’s usually a job for the Seraphim due to the… dreary nature of the place - but he’s heard it would make the Devildom look downright festive…

If he were being honest, he had half expected the MC to be obsessed with skeletons, ghosts, and other elements of darkness but that wasn’t the case. They certainly knew a lot about those things, but they appeared to have a healthy interest in the afterlife in general, so they asked him a lot of questions about the Celestial Realm, angels, and how the souls of the blessed are treated up there… It was surprising to say the least.

Of course he did the same and, frankly, Simeon found it incredibly wasteful that so many Greek followers find themselves just wasting away in a field of nothing for so long… but that’s neither here nor there.

He was also surprised by how gentle of an influence the MC ended up being on Luke as well. He had always suspected that the little angel just needed a bridge between him and Devildom to start finding appreciation for it, and the MC fit that bill perfectly - nothing he was used to, but still approachable enough to make everything less frightening. He thanks them a great deal for that… but...

It’s just that… Well they’re just so… depressing sometimes…! He doesn’t want to blame them because it hardly seems like their fault! They’re a very kind person, it’s just an atmosphere around them… It brings him to tears if he isn’t careful…

He’s invited the MC to Purgatory Hall on multiple occasions to chat and try to make them smile… When they do, the gloom is dispelled - even just a little - and they’re a truly beautiful creature regardless. It’s just so unfortunate that their life brings so much sadness...

Even so, he actually likes the MC enough to consider basing a character on them if he ever wrote another book. Something about a gloomy but sweet protagonist at home in a world of darkness sounds appealing… doesn’t it?

Luke

He didn’t know how to feel about the MC when they met. At first, he actually thought they were just as unhappy as he was to be there due to how depressed they looked but when they told him that wasn't true, he was really confused...

The Devildom is a dark, brutish, and dangerous place. Why would anyone feel at home down here??

But… well… He would spend time with them at RAD between breaks (partially to help scare off their many, many demonic suitors) and it might be weird to say, but they really made the Devildom look beautiful… literally.

The world just looks better when they’re around! It’s really hard to describe because it’s not something you notice much until they leave, but when the MC is around everything looks more vibrant and inviting! The grass gets greener, flowers grow bigger, and butterflies/birds hover around wherever they are like they have their own gravity - the realm loves them!

It started getting hard for Luke to hang onto his disdain for the place when they made it look so appealing… And then they started talking to him about the Underworld and the creatures they’d befriended there… creatures a lot worse than any demons he’d seen there...

Like. If the MC can be good friends with a bunch of rude walking corpses, then he could probably make friends with a demon right? There’s nice ones… kind of… 

Beel. He can make friends with Beel.

Like Simeon, he does feel bad that they seem so sad all the time… but unlike the older angel, he’s a bit more understanding that this is just how they are and enjoys his time with them regardless. (It helps a lot that just being around this little bean of a boy can lift their spirits anyway).

And you know what’s even better for him? When Lord Diavolo gives the MC tickets to things that they don’t want to go to, sometimes they’ll invite him along or give them to him instead! 

He’s gone to the Devil’s Coast with MC and Simeon sooo many times by now and he loves it!! Maybe the Devildom isn’t so bad after all, I mean, it can be a lot of fun when you go to the right places, anyway.

Solomon

Oh, he finds them both deeply fascinating and utterly terrifying - so just his sort of test sub-er, person!

He kids (somewhat), Solomon isn’t that dumb/lacking in self-preservation instinct. Experimenting on a child of death in a land of the dead (even if it’s not their “home turf”) would be asking for trouble. They’d have more than enough ammunition to fight him off and if their father found out? Immortality wouldn’t even begin to save him...

That being said, questions aren’t necessarily experiments… and oh boy, does he have a lot of them.

If the MC isn’t being pestered by Diavolo or the brothers, then they’re probably having to put up with Solomon nipping at their heels trying to get them to use their powers or answer all sorts of “innocent” scientific questions…

“MC, reanimation of Greek dead requires a blood offering, correct? Do you have to sacrifice animals for that process or do you allow them to feast on your own?”

“MC, when you’re controlling a skeleton do you move the body as a whole or do you have to animate each individual bone due to their lack of ligaments?”

“Think fast!! Oh look, you just caught the skull of my good friend, Richard! Could you bring him back from that, or should I fetch the rest of him?” 🙂

They put up with it because, believe it or not, he’s not nearly the weirdest person they’ve ever met (a lot of crazy people drift in and out of the land of the dead…) and well… they’re a pretty lonely person too so it’s not like they have a lot of standards when it comes to friendships anyway.

But the second they breathe a word of this to Barbs or Diavolo, this boy is on his way to a royal restraining order… Where does he even get those skulls…?

[still-a-morosexual-help]

I wrote this as a reply on my own post before but I wanted it to be it's own post too

It's in reply to @obeymeblogstuff saying the brothers need to stop being assholes to Mammon over his sin when they're all just as bad as him at keeping their sins under control which is 100% right and I agree with them all the way BUT I wanna add on so bare with me:

((And NO this is not me trying to justify their actions, it's me discussing the reasons behind them))

First, yes this exactly!

BUT also,

I do understand where their frustration comes from considering Mammon's sin hurts them fairly often while their own sins usually only affect themselves aka Mammon stealing and selling their stuff (I love him to death, my whole blog's practically dedicated to him but I'd be pissed if I had to live my entire life with someone who constantly stole and sold my stuff).

BUT,

I do think (probably because of how many times he's done it) this clouds their judgment of him?

As in they see his sin as being worse than it really is (aka they think he gives into it more than he really does) so even when he's not doing something """scummy""" they assume he is (ex: the Too Many Insults devilgram).

And honestly Mammon acts against his Greed fairly often (probably more times than any of the others, with the exception of Satan, act against their sin) with the way he's always just buying things for MC, the way he's actually paying for all the needs of a human child and plans to do so until she's an adult, the way he bought Levi that figurine when he was upset, or bought Beel & Belphie their human world outfits, or how he insisted on keeping the bracelet from Luke despite knowing that if he didn't break it off he could lose all the money he just won, how he bought them all food at the summer festival, or bought a rare alcohol for simeon for his birthday, or got Lucifer's necklace back from Cerberus just so he could return it to Lucifer.

Right so the second part of this:

Lucifer treats Mammon the harshest BECAUSE he's Lucifer's favourite and I'm 100% sure this is canon.

Like I said before, Mammon's Sin is the one that's most destructive to other people as well, not JUST his brothers but for anyone he deals with meaning it has the highest possibility of causing trouble/bringing danger/breaking the rules and pissing off someone of authority (Diavolo).

The last time Lucifer relaxed the reigns on one of his siblings and let them break the rules, she pissed off the person in charge and she died and I'm 100% sure Lucifer never got over this.

And yes, Diavolo adores Lucifer and his brothers and would never even think of killing them BUT even back in S1 Lucifer didn't he believe this, he'd rather be safe than sorry. I bet back in the Celestial Realm he never would have imagined their Father being okay with killing Lilith either, so this time around he's not gonna stake his siblings' lives on how much someone else claims to love them even if that someone else is his best friend who cares about them all. So Lucifer goes out of his way to punish them: to both discourage them from committing the same wrong twice and to show Diavolo that since Lucifer's handling their punishment, Diavolo needn't step in with something more harsh and permanent.

And this is pretty much confirmed and seen in that series of chats where Mammon tries to steal the Demon King's treasure and actually genuinely pisses off Diavolo, and Lucifer in a private chat more or less pleads with Diavolo to not punish Mammon and let Lucifer deal with it.

But yeah, like with the others Lucifer's perception of the severity of Mammon's Sin is clouded, but this time it's not just by how badly and frequently Mammon's Sin occurs but also by his own fears making his punishments for Mammon insanely out of proportion with the actual crimes. Aka just locking Belphie up in the attic for trying to start a war and KILL the entire human race vs literally torturing Mammon for eating an éclair from an unmarked box meant for Diavolo.

So yeah, Lucifer has his ptsd related reasons for treating Mammon the way he does BUT he goes way too far and should really take a chill pill (and go to therapy too)

Overall, people need to be nicer to Mammon because he doesn't deserve any of this shit and I'm glad MC's willing to throw hands for him