#& are totally unrelated

[flwrkid14]

Casual Chaos: Tim Drake’s Makeup Stream

Danny, known to the internet as Nebula, had been teasing a special stream for weeks. Fans were buzzing with excitement and theories, especially when the announcement popped up: “Doing My Boyfriend’s Makeup!” Naturally, the chat erupted into chaos. Danny was pretty private about his love life, so this reveal had the fandom on edge.

When the stream finally went live, Danny greeted his audience with his usual laid-back grin. “Okay, today’s the day. Let’s see if I’m any good at this,” he said, spinning a makeup brush between his fingers. “But first, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.”

The camera panned, and there he was—Tim Drake, sitting there as if this was the most normal thing in the world. No big introduction, no fanfare. Just Tim, giving a small, nonchalant wave.

“WAIT. IS THAT TIM DRAKE???”

“Like… THE Tim Drake??”

“No way he’s dating Nebula, what is happening???”

Danny, fully aware of the chaos brewing in the comments, didn’t even acknowledge it. He just turned to Tim. “Ready for your makeover, babe?”

Tim shrugged, totally calm. “Let’s do it.”

As Danny started applying makeup, the chat kept freaking out, but the two of them acted like it was just another Saturday. In Gotham, though, it was a different story. The Bat's group chat was blowing up:

Dick: “TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE-WAYNE, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.”

Jason: “How does a nerd like you land Nebula of all people???”

Steph: “I AM CRYING. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!!”

Damian: “This is unacceptable. Drake, I demand an explanation.”

Bruce: [Typing…]

But Tim? Unfazed. He ignored the constant buzzing of his phone and sat still as Danny carefully lined his eyes and added a touch of mascara, keeping up casual chatter with the stream.

“You know,” Danny said, holding up a shade of lipstick, “Tim’s got this effortless model thing going on. I’m just enhancing what’s already there.”

Tim raised an eyebrow, smirking. “I didn’t exactly sign up to be your runway star.”

“Wait… he’s actually REALLY pretty??”

“Tim Drake is hot, confirmed.”

“LOOK AT HIS CHEEKBONES OMG.”

As Danny finished the look, adding some extra blush and a light gloss, the reaction was immediate. The chat was losing it. Tim glanced at himself in the mirror, barely reacting. “Well… I don’t hate it.”

Danny leaned back, admiring his work. “Not bad, right?”

Meanwhile, back in Gotham, the bats were still going wild.

Steph: “Tim, you better show up to every gala looking like this from now on.”

Jason: “You’ve been holding out on us with this face, man.”

Dick: “This is ICONIC.”

Bruce: “We’ll need to discuss this later.”

Tim finally glanced at his phone and snorted at all the messages. “They’re never going to let this go, are they?”

Danny just grinned at the camera. “Probably not. So… next time, you'll do my makeup, right?”

The chat, of course, exploded all over again.

[toughbunnyforever]

maybe try writing him a note next time idk

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike misunderstood Vanny’s request,,

[98chao]

in the kinged dom. straight up "running it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My cookis

[tomwambsgays]

"i think he's still there… in martinaise. he's in martinaise…"

[grand-line-shenanigans]

For those of us who cannot comprehend big numbers (me) I have done the math. FOUR FUCKING YEARS. SECUNIT WHAT THE FUCK.

[angeljas]

theyre learning how to flirt

[queenie-ofthe-void]

Something something... Eddie and Steve are mirror images of each other. Both start as larger than life caricatures of a high school stereotype. But one is "cool, jock, athletic" and the other is "nerdy, freak, outsider"

Something something... except jocks are supposed to be 'aggressive' and nerds 'passive' but they are each the opposite. Eddie starts out as seemingly VERY aggressive (manhandles the boys, yells, makes scenes, etc). Steve starts out as relatively passive (snarky, flirty, dorky, lover-boy).

Something something... they end up flipping back to pre-conceived notions. Steve fights Jonathan, fights the demogorgon. Eddie runs away, hides in the boathouse.

Something something... weapons with nails. A baseball bat is direct fighting, aim to hurt, melee, aggressive. A trashcan lid is a shield, aim to protect, safe.

[klanceogies]

when ur friend is Incapacitated and that’s totally unrelated to u being his type. whatever.

redraw from @leenfiend’s comic cause i can’t stop thinking about it

[attyrocious]

its trad art weekend. have a law warm up before i go to zine dungeon

[diasporadreams]

it IS still really that serious…… life changed forever 8 years ago!!! something happened and im head over heels!!!!!

[ach-sss-no]

i saw a post talking about how we cook our meat because we don't like getting worms

WOW

rude

we can't air this, by the way, that awful noise this jerk made was directly into the microphone and the audio peaked higher than mt doom

[cellgatinbo]

context: pac had fit choose between two different palm tree designs for the pool and fit chose the “uglier” one, which made him get predictably dramatic

[sualne]

carnis au or also 'one meat', have some lore!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

chat if i may speak

[puttputtscribbs]

They deserve the world

(and more screen time)