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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
#:3c#pho.posts#april fools#boop#april fools day#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k#75k#these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...#100k#<- CRAZY. CRAZY THINGS HAPPENING
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Donate to world central kitchen
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get booped idiot
#boop#april fool's day#tumblr#cats#april fools day#boopometer#april fools#theo.txt#100#500#1k#5k#10k#20k#30k
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
#lucinda.txt#when i was 20 my theater teacher died and i thought i was also going to die#when i was 23 my childhood cat died and it was awful#all my grandparents are dead. liam payne from one direction has died.#it's like... okay. and you still have to wake up and go to work!#& i guess the idea is one day you'll get better at losing things#one day you just won't CARE that your childhood is over#i guess. but i doubt it.#1k#2k#5k
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PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY ↳ October 20th, 1:12 PM, District Court, Defendant Lobby No. 3
#happy unnecessary feelings day!#normalize telling your crush to get tf out of your life#ace attorney#aceattorneyedit#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#gamingedit#my edits#*1k#*5k
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wobbly rooms
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biblically accurate Kevin Day tattoo apparently
#kevin day#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#the foxhole court#andreil#tfc#all for the gay#aftg shitpost#shitpost#digital art#fanart#tsc#the sunshine court#my art#1k#2k#3k#4k
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My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.
Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.
The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:
#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger#do kids these days still know the old signal for#roll down the window#?#do they still use it?#it does have the advantage of being distinctive#in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not#toasty life#the value of a hamburger#memes#it's one banana michael#op#50#100#500#1K#5K#10K
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#like .. it’s the same thing 😭#mine#shitpost#meme#memes#shitposts#Facebook#tumblr#boop#boop o meter#booping#poke#pokes#April fools#Aprils fools day#bap#1k notes#5k notes#8k notes
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Boop him Toothless
#httyd#how to train your dragon#boop#April fools day#April fools#hiccup#httyd 2#toothless#funny#shitpost#1k notes#2k notes#3k notes#4k notes#5k notes#6k notes
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So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.
#chaoticbuggybitchboy#idk what to tag this as#us politics#lgbtq#cripple punk#<- tag this whatever you want#that’s just why i personally am pissed off#my posts that hit it off#this is my second post to hit 1k notes and it’s the first to get there in a day
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THE GIVER by Chappell Roan + favourite lyrics
#*gifs#1k#chappell roan#chappellroanedit#userchappell#chappellsource#tusermiles#ughmerlin#userbru#tuserdee#alielook#tusercj#tusermich#userleah#userhella#useraurore#femalepopculture#wlwgif#wlwsource#dailywomen#femaledaily#i have been singing this all day and it's a problem but i'm obsessed
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me when i fucking Boop you
#boop#sorry i am obsessed i will be like this for at least this evening#april fool's day#tumblr#cats#april fools day#boopometer#april fools#theo.txt#1k#500#100#10k#5k#20k
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The Dead Lovers by Edvard Munch / Vienna Cemetery / Lovers of Valdaro / The Lovers of Modena / Hasanlu Lovers / Monumento Rossi / Dave Navarro & Carmen Electra by David LaChapelle / A Memorial to Marriage by Patricia Cronin / Monumento Scarneo / Olavi Lanu / Bronze Age Scythian Couple / The Life & Death of a Relationship - Sue Law / Lovers of Turuel / New Orleans Botanical Garden / Etruscan Sarcophagi / Gravestone commissioned by widow for deceased husband - Mt. Macedon Cemetery / Eternal Love - Frank Kunert / Meant To Be - Bruno Caesar / Roman Sarcophagus / Sarcophagus of the Spouses
#web weaving#compilation#comparatives#parallels#love#art#soulmates#david lachapelle#edvard munch#frank kunert#nature#sculpture#valentines day#comparison#comparisons#romance#history#art history#star crossed lovers#1k
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this year’s dyke day experience
#iasip#dyke day#dyke day LA#pride#pride month#lesbian#queer#trans#lgbt#lgbtq#sketch#so this happened#1k#5k
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