#!! anon

[tojisun]

I would like to humbly more soup

(The one with detached reader and traumatized Simon that blurb was so tasty and ONLY only if you have the spoons for it ♡)

i have a ladle so have this

they share a cig together; it’s not even from simon. he found it in the drawers in their bedroom, stashed underneath a couple of CD’s that are only encased in paper folders. it’s an old pack with only four sticks left and they’re not even the potent kind, and simon realizes, then, that they have been hidden so carefully.

he purposefully lays them on the kitchen table, after dinner, to watch how she’ll react. it is, after all, still a breach of her privacy; that, sure, she opened her home to him but he knows, all too well, that there are certain corners in every house that are never meant to be prodded — apparitions made from memories live along too, and simon knows to be careful lest he rouses a nightmare from its burrow. he knows. he knows. still, he thinks about what he can coax from her, and chances it with the shadows.

but she just blinks at it, her eyes flicking between simon and the pack, slowly and cat-like, before heaving a sigh and reaching for her lighter in her pockets. simon hums, something low and curling with a quiet wash of disappointment at her impassivity, and moves to take a stick out from the pack, only—

a twitch in her fingers. a slight pause in her movements. a crack in the facade; a blip in her silence.

simon smells the blood in the water and pounces on it with snapping maws. he grins, careful, and utters, “y’don’t like it that i found them.”

he doesn’t need to ask when it is obvious that it is true.

she licks her lips, eyes meeting his, and simon wants to commend the way she was quick to gather her spillage and force it back in her mask, but her hands are still quaking, and her fingertips have turned light with how hard they are pinching the lighter, and simon knows that he’s won this one.

she knows it too. he sees it in the way she takes a ragged breath in; in her continued silence.

“they’re my mom’s.”

her voice doesn’t waver, it doesn’t break. it rings clear, like he just asked her what the weather was and she knows it is raining outside because when does the rain ever stop? but she is no longer looking at him, and simon—

he knows enough about the apparitions made from memories and pulls his hand away.

“i see.”

simon wonders if it’ll look too much like he’s licking the wound of his shame if he offers his pack instead, but in the silence of his words, as his own memories unfurl like miasma, she lights up one.

he devours the image she makes — the quiet ember flickering across her face, now smoothed off any storm — when she takes a puff. he doesn’t look away even when she passes the stick to him; doesn’t look away even when it is his turn to breathe it in, and for his patience, he is rewarded the sweet image of the smoke spilling from her lips as she collapses back to her seat with a soft upturning of her lips.

and, somehow, the night isn’t over even when they’ve finished the pack.

simon knows that this is the true victory.

[jacquesthepigeon]

Sabrina was watching Chloé's social media while wallowing

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES THAT DRUNK GIRL AT THE CLUB BOUTTA CALL THE EX

[devotion-disorder]

Until your nose is warm and you can move your fingers, think about yandere boys in bikinis (naturally I think of Asa and Noel)

maybe i'll feel warmer if i draw summery things......beach day slay💥

[markscherz]

”Basically all frogs are exclusively carnivorous” didn’t they discover a tree frog that pollinates flowers?

Yeah, and there's also weirdos that eat leaves as adults—that's why i said 'basically' all frogs. Four out of 7788, 0.05%, is basically zero.

[bigidiotenergytm]

Well since you like toxic yaoi from what I've seen for the past two days

What are your opinion about Sharpwolf ?

(Telemachus x Antinous) + (This can also be a question for all the gods)

love it good soup

here i drew it for @aesthetichoney2111 w her designs for tele and antin :3

[snarkspawn]

i just quit my job after having worked on veilguard and with the little say i had in the project i order that your lucanis-putting-up-his-hair-during-cooking posts are officially canon. Absolutely love those. Keep up the good work.

Oh haha thanks!! As many have pointed out in the notes; it's a matter of food safety and Lucanis seems like the kind of person who would very much care about that, so it was always canon for me either way :'D

Althoughhh if he wanted to spice it up a bit, maybe he could try different kinds of hai--

--okay, maybe not lmao

Anyway, you too! Keep up the good work, I mean :) wishing you all the best!

[tanblaque]

OFF Valley question because I'm just finding out you have a Tumblr lmao

You mentioned that Batter spends most of his time in his apartment but what does he do to kill time there?

Hi!

Try to get by;;

[bixels]

Your 20s Sunset is sooo gender goals. Do you have a summary of her story?

The short of it is she's a nameless orphan who was taken in by Celestia to become her pupil sometime after Celestia adopted Cadance. Resenting her human origins, Sunset desperately wanted to excel at magic and become a Canterlotian Witch like Celestia, a desire that quickly morphed into a fragile and jealous arrogance. As Celestia repeatedly denied her inquiries about becoming a Witch, a rift between them grew. Out of desperation and scorn, Sunset performed a forbidden ritual to summon spirits from the spirit world, calling upon three siren sisters to make a deal: Celestia's powers for their freedom. Before the transaction was complete, Celestia interrupted the ritual. Her fire magic was partially transferred to Sunset as the sirens escaped into the corporeal world and fled to Earth. In the wake of the incident, Celestia had no choice but to banish Sunset to Earth, where she has spent years roaming the American West, hunting down the siren sisters to reclaim her rightful place in Canterlot.

[frownyalfred]

Seeing your little boy be a father that you never got to be I know Thomas feels sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Your son is literally older than you and is rolling his eyes at the new way schools are teaching their kids how to do math and you just mourn that you never got the chance to do the name

I'm sure it exists and I'm just missing it, but I want a resurrection fic where Thomas is like "oh no my son really did outpace everything I've done for this city" and legitimately recognizes that Bruce is objectively a greater man than he was at the same age, instead of Thomas just mentally shitting on Bruce for choosing violence. Like yes, I eat that up too, it's delicious angst, but objectively speaking your son did SO MUCH more than you did for Gotham, and even just as man in his own life.

Master martial artist by 30 - one of the best in the world

Holds doctorates or the equivalent in multiple subjects

Raised multiple kids into notable heroes

Founded the Justice League

Continued the Waynes' foundations + charity work in Gotham and improved their reach and support

Wayne Enterprises/etc - while the work focus shifted, the work, profits, and employees are even better than Thomas' time

Founded Batman Incorporated, if you're including that

Helped root out corruption in GCPD and other city organizations

Consults/liaises on so many international and intergalactic cases it isn't even funny

But a lot of times, DC and/or fic focuses on Thomas being disappointed in Bruce?

like dude. your son has a DINOSAUR in his BAT CAVE and those two things aren't even the most interesting parts of him.

[shanastoryteller]

Hi shana! Hope you have a great day!

Bit of a strange question ... So, the recent ao3 maintenance had me read through your mdzs fics again (I love lynchpin so much!) and it had me notice something: there are quite a few redemption fics for pretty much any chara out there, except for jin zixun. And tbh, I wouldn't even know how to start writing one for him, but I thought, shana's a really good author, maybe she would have an idea?

Obviously not asking for a fic, more like, if someone challenged you to write it, how would you go about it?

weeellllllllll

i don't think jin zixun really needs to be redeemed

what's he guilty of, really? he's an asshole, sure, but he's not evil. he doesn't betray anyone. he doesn't scheme. he doesn't lie. he's just a chess piece, manipulated and used and ultimately discarded. he hates wei wuxian because he's rude to jin zixuan, because the rumors of his relationship with jiang yanli sully jin zixuan's reputation in turn. hating wei wuxian doesn't make him evil. in both lynchpin and become tomorrow i try and write him as a jerk, but not a bad guy

however if we were to make him likeable, when it comes to tweaking characters enough to polish them up without making them unrecognizable, you gotta ask yourself three questions

what is his best quality?

what's his worst quality?

how can his best quality be used to soften his worst quality?

i'd say his best quality is his loyalty and his worst is his gullibility. you should also look at the inverse of this - his worst quality is his loyalty because it leads to him doing stupid shit and acting like an asshole when it's not necessary, and his best quality is his gullibility because phrased another way, he's unthinkingly trusting of certain people.

so you'd take the person he's loyal to - jin zixuan - and make him a good sympathetic character. you'd give jin zixun's overprotectiveness a reasoning - such as jin zixuan feeling constrained by the expectations of his station and father's reputation keeping him from acting as freely as he'd wish - and you'd use this to soften his gullibility by having him trust jin zixuan completely

looked at like this, jin zixun's foil is wei wuxian. he acts for jin zixuan as wei wuxian acts for jiang yanli, with similar reasoning, and similarly potentially disastrous results. we find wei wuxian good and compelling and sympathetic. why not jin zixun?

often i think the best thing to do is not necessarily adding or subtracting to a character, but taking the traits they already have and shifting them just enough to show a different angle, like holding a prism up to the window to make a rainbow. there's something good in there already. you just gotta look at it the right way

[tonycries]

I just recently read the short hentai series Lady K & the Sick Man (that you mentioned before), and you were right... It is so good!

I KNOWWWW- AND LOOK AT THIS MAN ☝🏽☝🏽 Oh my gawd he gets the Tonussy crying more than any irl man could ❗

[messymoonmad]

can I bite your Telemachus?

I wanna bite your telemachus

It's a good thing

SHOW THEM THAT YOU GOT SOME BITE, LITTLE WOLF

[sangthael]

kinda missing your roach jimmy can we see him again

for you anon

[manchesterau]

re: phodcast. pj mentioned on stream talking about/coming up with podcast titles with a friend. which could mean nothing

im taking ur word for it and UHHHHHH well okay then phodcast is on

[markscherz]

do frogs like cheese?

No. Basically all frogs are exclusively carnivorous. Cheese may be protein rich, but it is not the most abundant food in the moist places frogs inhabit. I can tell you this because, as a person born and mostly raised in Switzerland, I have experienced first hand the pains of cheese-deprivation during extended fieldtrips in search of frogs in the rainforests of Madagascar.