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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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sad borky cover page WIP for a lil mini comic I'm making about him... it will be titled 'solace' :D

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i just finished s4 and i love that in the end gus's demise was not walter but his shakespearean feud with the salamancas; his own bottomless desire to make the man who killed his lover years ago suffer over and over and over again, that his achilles heel was not pride like walter's but rage and revenge born out of grief; grief, which is simply love that doesn't have anywhere to go. it was a monstrous love and it made a monster out of him but it was love, while walters love for his family is a veneer. what finally did gus in was not walt being any kind of formidable, equal adversary but simply an opportunistic parasite travelling on the back of a story that was so much bigger than walt could ever imagine; it was a death that didn't involve him at all beyond orchestrating a tripping wire. he doesn't get to see gus's death, doesn't get to let gus know it was him. gus dies in the story where it is hector salamanca who gets to pull the trigger on the murder-suicide that finally dries out the oceans of bad blood. just gus and an old friend and their history and shared, bloody absolution. walt tells skyler he won but it rings hollow. he is alone in a one man play

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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

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I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

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the lalo and nacho stuff in 5x10 is literally insane I still don't know how I could possibly read that other than 'lalo is trying to get cartel married to nacho' like. taking him to his home. showing him off to everybody. 'halfway to being a salamanca'. Like. lalo was literally trying to wife that twunk up...

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Bob Odenkirk and Rhea Seehorn - Better Call Saul Gag Reels

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BETTER CALL SAUL | S05E03

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Listen to me and listen close. You simply cannot make me hate a dragon age game. I loved DA 2 when they reused the same maps over and over and drowned us in random encounters. I loved Inquisition when we spent 20 hours in the hinterlands. I loved Veilguard every time Rook put his dumb hands on his stupid hips. I love these games, I would like more, and simply cannot board the hate train. I totally get why people are upset, but the game was fun, it made me cry, and I’m going to play it 12 more times just like I did the other three.

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after spn i had such high hopes but the bcs spanish dub really failed us. they should have rewritten the entire fireplace scene but lalo just says what he really thinks (gay sex) and it doesn't change the plot whatsoever

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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Mood..

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You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends

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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall