super-hella-ace
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Or at least that's what I tell myself to get through life.
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super-hella-ace · 3 years ago
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What We Do in the Shadows more like Taika Waititi being adorable for two hours.
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super-hella-ace · 4 years ago
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Cuddling with my boyfriend and he starts scratching my head affectionately. I look up at him and say, “Are you petting me like a dog because I’m your bitch?”
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Seven year old nephew:
Me:
7: Are you going to have a baby soon?
Me, a confused 18-year old virgin: No... Why would you think that?
7: You’re almost a grown up.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Achievement Unlocked 
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Yes. Give her the obviously photoshopped Cheetos.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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This city isn't big enough for dreamers.
Graffitia by Green Day
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Update: We went out on a date. It was awesome.
We were talking about names in my Sociology class and this boy next to me says his name is Wesley. So we start making “Princess Bride” jokes. He begs us to stop. I turn and stare him dead in the eyes and say, “As you wish”. 
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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In my Shakespeare class we were discussing types of Shakespeare plays. My professor explains that all of Shakespeare’s comedies end in weddings. I never speak in this class, but I raised my hand. My poor, innocent professor looked in admiration at me and I opened my mouth for the first time since introductions and said, “All of Shakespeare’s comedies end in a wedding because marriage is a joke”. The light left that man’s eyes and all hope was lost. The hot guy next to me asked if I was okay.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Noods before dudes
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Update: I have eaten 8 cinnamon rolls. Send help. 
Plain white bread is so good.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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What’s better than cinnamon toast? Cinnamon rolls.
Plain white bread is so good.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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New discovery: Cinnamon sugar toast.
Plain white bread is so good.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Plain white bread is so good.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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When Adam Young said, “She’d rather fall in chocolate than fall in love.” I felt that.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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My sister just walked by my room and said, “Hey, Ashley” and I just went, “Yeah”. ._.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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Love is like a fire. If put into the wrong hands, it can destroy everything.
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super-hella-ace · 5 years ago
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I was driving in my car and “Welcome to the Black Parade” came on. I got so excited that I ran a stop sign.
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