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As promised‼️🙏

My version of timeskip aizawa bc that bob was atrocious 💀

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have i taught you nothing??

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jeremy knox hate feels so personal to me like. hey thats my baby. stop being mean to him he’s just trying his best

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I'm back (x)

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

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god neil josten ‘family line’ edit would go so crazy. he’s so good at telling lies, that came from his mothers side….. he told a million to survive…… he has his fathers eyes….. they share a face and share a last name but they are not the same….. he can run but he can’t hide from his family line….

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Jason: whoops

Dick 'anger issues? what anger issues?' Grayson: Whoops? Whoops? THIS IS NOT A WHOOPS SITUATION. WE ARE FAR PAST WHOOPS. WHOOPS IS A DISTANT SPECK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. WE ARE SOLIDLY IN 'OH FUCK' TERRITORY, AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT!

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Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

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As someone who started working full time in corporate at 19, I'm kinda obsessed with this

I counter your “Dick is old” statement with the batbrothers constantly being reminded of how young he actually is.

“Ask Dick, he’s ancient.” Jason says. A week later Jason saves a terrified grad student from a kidnapping and the guy tells Jason he’s 25. And Jason’s like what. But you’re a kid?!

“I was 25 when I adopted Dick.”

“What?!” Everyone says! “That’s so young, you can’t be a dad at that age that’s insane!”

“Dick is 25.” Bruce responds and they’re all horrified.

*Dick is in the hospital and Jason and Tim are trying to figure out his insurance situation when Bruce walks in and tells them them that Dick is still on his plan since he’s not 26 yet.*

I just feel like they don’t understand how young Dick actually is and they tease him so much that sometimes they don’t even realize that he’s really still so young. (I obviosuly don’t know the accurate ages of everything, but just saying).

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cat and laila to jean is what dan and matt to neil. power couple adopting a stray cat

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aftg tv show but solely because i want someone to take the bing bop boom boom boom bop bam the type of shit I'm on you wouldn't understand audio and make an edit that’s just clips of the foxes hitting each other

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Jason, kicking in Dick's door: Stop fuckin lying to people!!

Dick: What the hell-? What?!

Jason: If I hear one more person calling me the angry Robin, I'm gonna stable your eyelids shut and shave you, I swear to God!

Dick: Why me?! What the hell did I do!?

Jason: I didn't study every night and go to bed on time to get called the angry Robin you bitch!

Dick: I've never called you that before in my life!!

Jason: Then who started it !?!

(Meanwhile)

Tim, sitting in his room giggling as he hears them fight: Hahaha..

Tim: I should move to Metropolis for a bit..

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i will say supernatural’s commitment to make every single fucking thing an uglyish white man is incredible. like the first 2? all right. understandable. theyre just a couple of Guys. batshit powerful billion year old angel of the lord? also some guy. God? some guy. a dragon? ghouls? vampires? the devil? just Some Guys. the monstrous offspring of the devil and a republican? Literally some guy. Supernatural is a show about monsters and magic and whatever but on a realer and deeper level it is about a few uglyish white men standing around talking. No variation on concept whatsoever. Every season is like What if….there was Another Guy……

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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idk why i remember the detail so clearly but when jean moved in with the girls initially they told him which cleaning supplies/chemicals don't mix together and it's just stuck in my brain. he's going to mix them. i dread.

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