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Gai: Many people believe that Kakashi is ruthless and violent, a 'friend killer' even, when in actuality the opposite is true! Gai: I've known Kakashi for years, and he wouldn't hurt a fly. Kakashi, running into the room: GAI, I FINALLY GOT HIM! THAT LITTLE BUZZING BASTARD!!

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hi so i never found any haikyuu prompts list / month / week / the sort (plpslpslspls send me if you found one) so here's a 100 prompt list of haikyuu! can be used for drawing, writing, whatever!!

soulmate

setter and spiker

fantasy au

canon divergence

role swap

timeskip

reunion

jersey

merchandise

VOLLEYBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jacket

sun and moon

spiderman au

fly!

op/ed based

fruit

animal mascot

cooking

pirate au

crossover

trying another sport

the olympics

domestic

home

siblings

lazy sunday

groceries

dancing

driving

roadtrip!!!

travelling

multilingual

rain

high school days

test

date

jealous

mutual pining

there's only one bed!?!?!?!?

sleepover

night owl

studying

genderbend

college

wedding

hurt/comfort

embarrassed

royalty au

angels and demon / gods au

80s

bodyswap

halloween

valentine

christmas

bubble

summer

winter

spring

autumn

someone died lmao

if A goes to another high school

practice

music

celebrity / idol

library

in transit

sweater

wrong number au

childhood

highschool and timeskip self

in sync

flower

hanahaki disease

fairytale

shopping

locked outside of house

waking up until 2 AM

beach

convenience store

road

crossdress

cosplay

beach volleyball

money

camping

fan

game

fight

character in favorite aesthetic clothing

that one haikyuu scene

oikawa plush abuse

lab

clothes swap

kabedon

friends w benefits

sharing food / drink

kiss

supernatural au

bubble tea

polaroid

(nvm while researching i found kagehina weekly prompts but i would like for more) that's it! let me know if you want part 2!!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 07

(Sasuke and Naruto messing around)

Sasuke : Ora ora get pregnant!

Naruto : Iyan~~~

Sakura : you’re pregnant.

Menma : And that’s how I was born…

Masterlist

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 06

Sasuke: PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US!

Naruto: TO WHERE?!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 05

Sakura: Did you know that Kakashi-sensei is a hopeless romantic that read sap stories in public?

Sasuke: Yeah.

Sakura: Did you know Kakashi-sensei reads Naruto and Sasuke sap stories stories in public?

Sasuke: Yeah- WAIT WHAT-

Masterlist

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NARUTO INCORRECT QUOTES MASTERLIST

Disclaimer

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Disclaimer!!!

I’m very unoriginal when it comes to incorrect quotes, so if you have seen it somewhere, i probably got inspired by that post!! Or i copy paste it from a tiktok audio, twitter post, meme, anywhere.

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 04

(Naruto and Kiba coming back from a mission with a blade sticking out of Kiba’s hand)

Tsunade: (talking to naruto) You know brat, when a kunai get stuck, don’t pull it out (pulls kunai from Kiba’s arm with a suspicious criss-cross mark)

Kiba: OW!

Tsunade: And when you pull it out, you certainly DON’T PUT IT IN AGAIN!!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 03

Naruto: Sasuke is the best friend I could ever have! I mean, he’s charming, tall, ridiculously pretty, and he’s smart too!! He always take care of me and take me out to my favorite restaurant all the time. He even bought me this friendship ring!!!

Shikamaru: Yeah well buddy i got something to tell you.

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 02

Sakura: Why is it so quiet?

Sasuke: Almost too quiet…

Kakashi: Oh no! We forgot Naruto!!!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 01

(Naruto on his way to lose consiousness because of an injury)

Gaara: Bye Naruto, I’ll see you when you wake up!! And if you don’t wake up I’ll still see you cause I’m gonna kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever!!!

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now that i think abt it, we’ve never actually shown how sasunaru first met? I want to know both of their POV

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lol im gonna start making inccorect quotes/start a social media au pls dont call me cringe HDJDG

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I’m going to take you out

Sasuke: great, it’s a date!

Naruto: I meant that as a threat.

Sasuke: See you at five!

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Iruka: Naruto, we need to talk.

Kakashi: Yes, we need to.

Naruto: Why dads?!

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Dads?!

Sasuke *Puts arm around Naruto*: He finally did it. I’m proud of you babe.

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Babe?!

Saskuke and Naruto simultaneously: Fuck.

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okay but third year Kageyama, Hinata and Yachi realizing they're actually Tsukishima's friends

Hinata freaking out because he can't find a black pen before a big test and Tsukishima wordlessly handing him two spares (in case one is almost dry) and telling him to smarten up but not actually making a big deal about it.

Yachi going over to his house to study with him and Yamaguchi and having a genuinely good time and yeah Tsukki makes fun of the bow she has in her hair but he also laughs at her jokes so... they end up playing Mario Party until like 1 am and he doesnt even complain about it.

Tsukishima showing up at Kageyama's house looking really annoyed and saying his brother is home for the holidays and is pestering him about college and the future and hey, do you want to go throw a ball around?

Kageyama, Yachi and Hinata all receive a birthday gift on time that year, neatly wrapped, and even if theyre simple gifts they're all *real* gifts and not one of them is a joke gift or a prank and they have to host a meeting to go through all of the options of why Tsukki's behaviour has changed until Hinata realizes what's happening and starts shrieking because FUCK YEAH I DID IT. TAKE THAT SUCKER. GET FRIENDED.

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Gai: One of the reasons why I married Kakashi was— Sasuke: —because nobody else ever would? Gai: ... Gai: was because of his loving teammates and students. Sasuke: There's no fucking way you were going to end your sentence with that.