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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 07

(Sasuke and Naruto messing around)

Sasuke : Ora ora get pregnant!

Naruto : Iyan~~~

Sakura : you’re pregnant.

Menma : And that’s how I was born…

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 06

Sasuke: PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING US!

Naruto: TO WHERE?!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 05

Sakura: Did you know that Kakashi-sensei is a hopeless romantic that read sap stories in public?

Sasuke: Yeah.

Sakura: Did you know Kakashi-sensei reads Naruto and Sasuke sap stories stories in public?

Sasuke: Yeah- WAIT WHAT-

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NARUTO INCORRECT QUOTES MASTERLIST

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Disclaimer!!!

I’m very unoriginal when it comes to incorrect quotes, so if you have seen it somewhere, i probably got inspired by that post!! Or i copy paste it from a tiktok audio, twitter post, meme, anywhere.

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 04

(Naruto and Kiba coming back from a mission with a blade sticking out of Kiba’s hand)

Tsunade: (talking to naruto) You know brat, when a kunai get stuck, don’t pull it out (pulls kunai from Kiba’s arm with a suspicious criss-cross mark)

Kiba: OW!

Tsunade: And when you pull it out, you certainly DON’T PUT IT IN AGAIN!!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 03

Naruto: Sasuke is the best friend I could ever have! I mean, he’s charming, tall, ridiculously pretty, and he’s smart too!! He always take care of me and take me out to my favorite restaurant all the time. He even bought me this friendship ring!!!

Shikamaru: Yeah well buddy i got something to tell you.

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 02

Sakura: Why is it so quiet?

Sasuke: Almost too quiet…

Kakashi: Oh no! We forgot Naruto!!!

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Naruto Incorrect Quotes 01

(Naruto on his way to lose consiousness because of an injury)

Gaara: Bye Naruto, I’ll see you when you wake up!! And if you don’t wake up I’ll still see you cause I’m gonna kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever!!!

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now that i think abt it, we’ve never actually shown how sasunaru first met? I want to know both of their POV

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lol im gonna start making inccorect quotes/start a social media au pls dont call me cringe HDJDG

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Naruto: I’m going to take you out

Sasuke: great, it’s a date!

Naruto: I meant that as a threat.

Sasuke: See you at five!

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Iruka: Naruto, we need to talk.

Kakashi: Yes, we need to.

Naruto: Why dads?!

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Dads?!

Sasuke *Puts arm around Naruto*: He finally did it. I’m proud of you babe.

Kakashi and Iruka simultaneously: Babe?!

Saskuke and Naruto simultaneously: Fuck.

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okay but third year Kageyama, Hinata and Yachi realizing they're actually Tsukishima's friends

Hinata freaking out because he can't find a black pen before a big test and Tsukishima wordlessly handing him two spares (in case one is almost dry) and telling him to smarten up but not actually making a big deal about it.

Yachi going over to his house to study with him and Yamaguchi and having a genuinely good time and yeah Tsukki makes fun of the bow she has in her hair but he also laughs at her jokes so... they end up playing Mario Party until like 1 am and he doesnt even complain about it.

Tsukishima showing up at Kageyama's house looking really annoyed and saying his brother is home for the holidays and is pestering him about college and the future and hey, do you want to go throw a ball around?

Kageyama, Yachi and Hinata all receive a birthday gift on time that year, neatly wrapped, and even if theyre simple gifts they're all *real* gifts and not one of them is a joke gift or a prank and they have to host a meeting to go through all of the options of why Tsukki's behaviour has changed until Hinata realizes what's happening and starts shrieking because FUCK YEAH I DID IT. TAKE THAT SUCKER. GET FRIENDED.

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Gai: One of the reasons why I married Kakashi was— Sasuke: —because nobody else ever would? Gai: ... Gai: was because of his loving teammates and students. Sasuke: There's no fucking way you were going to end your sentence with that.

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allow me to impart my newfound knowledge on how sasuke’s usuratonkachi got lost in translation taken directly from this video

so i just realized how impactful usuratonkachi is in the manga. Esp after the video pointed out that it’s a fond insult sasuke only used in part one and specifically at the end of sasunaru last battle to finally show us that sasuke is back 😭. Here are some screenshots of usuratonkachi being mentioned by Sasuke (and my commentary because i need to yap 😭)

okay so this is panels of sasuke using the insult in a day to day basis when naruto does something stupid

And then it became something more of a fond insult esp when he’s acknowledging naruto 😭😭

he even still uses it right when he’s about to leave the village (basically grasping straws)

And then he uses the insult one last time at the start of their fight at the valley of the end to signifies the end of their bond

This is where sasuke finally uses the insult again but now its at the end of the fight w their limbs ripped off which gave this panel a whole new weight because we’ve come full circle

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