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BillStan casual sex is so funny to me because like

They would be so antagonistic and neither one of them wants to be the soft one but they somehow end up cuddling anyway.

It can't remain casual for long because Bill is clingy and possessive and Stan isn't used to physical affection but like hell are either of them going to admit that lmao

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A wonderful Bill design that I just had to draw!!!

@freakford

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Human body Bill gets pregnant and doesn't know who the dad is because he's sleeping with both Stan and Ford.

Stan and Ford do not know.

Chaos ensues.

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Locked out

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I think my actual issue with the Human Bill design stuff was just when it only seemed to be for shipping or 'sexy' purposes. Like if it's an AU with a reason for him to have that form then it feels wildly different and at the very least the AU's that I've found that give him the form for a reason don't pull the twinkification.

Anyway thinkin real hard on an au after seeing a bunch of Bill redemption AU's lol

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Ford being wildly possessive and jealous, especially after erasing Stan's mind. It's a very "I'm not going to lose him to anyone or anything" mindset that misfires a lot. BUT, he's absolutely horrified every time it happens because he keeps comparing it to the level of obsessiveness Bill had for him and he keeps going "oh no i cant be like him im such a bad person" and tries to hide it

Stan on the other hand very much knows and it super into it and tries sometimes to set it off so Ford will do something about it already

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Bill hates Stan for tricking him sure, but he hates him way more because Ford chose him. Bill being incredibly possessive because its the only affection hes capable of and just cannot get over Stan taking everything from him. His power, his plans, his fucking boyfriend

Even funnier with the idea that in the same way Bill considers Stan to be a weaker version of Ford, Ford affection for Bill was painted in a desperate need to attach himself to someone who reminded him of his brother and even if they had never come back together Bill would always just be a second rate Stan

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Same Coin Theory Stancest goes crazy. Like, what do you mean Ford fell in love with a guy who uses the same nicknames that his brother has used since they were kids? What do you mean he fell for a guy who has the same mannerisms and uses the same phrases? What do you mean Ford was so instinctually drawn to him and desired his praise so badly? What do you mean that his Muse and his brother could be one in the same?

And then, the only person Ford could think to trust when everything goes wrong is Stan, who, without either's knowledge, secretly holds Bill's soul. Ford's brother, who longed for him and sought for a way to bring him back for decades. Who was willing to lose everything in order to defeat Bill, who considered that the only reason he's actually good for something. The one who Ford loves more than anything, who he sailed away with for their happily ever after. His brother, who was quite literally made for him. Stanley. His brother, his twin, his soulmate.

Insanity.

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Stan kissed like he spoke, confident and brash and dragging Ford along for the reckless ride. He kissed with the silver tongued suave of a sales pitch, a promise of more. The promise of big and bold and all he couldnt possibly achieve, paid for only by the gullible but Ford found himself for once a believer. He kissed with the wild, rambling abandon of every story hed ever told and here Ford was, clinging to every word. Hed believe anything Stan told him, if only to keep those lips on his.

Ford kissed like he spoke, cautious and testing. It could be considered hesitant, but Stan knew every move was deliberate, calculated. He kissed like Stan was a subject, pinning him and noting every miniscule reaction. Breaking down the best ways to take him apart and Stan was happy to give him every bit of evidence it took to leave him thinking of nothing but that touch.

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Fiddleford could easily make Freddy Fazbear but William could never make Shacktron smh

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Trying to cosplay Ford and realizing I've seen this fucking outfit before

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Trans Woman Stan has my entire brain by the stem rn

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I feel like the twink shit also removes the eldritch horror of bill

Taking a being that exclusively exists within your dreams and mind because he is not meant to exist on the same plane as us and turning him into 'hee hee sexyman' actually takes away a lot of the interest he has a character

I get that it's easier to visualize BillFord if Bill isn't a literal fucking triangle. I really do get that. But if I see one more twinky, conventionally attractive, or hell even meant to be intimidating anthropromorphized Bill entirely for the purpose of making some thirst shit with Ford? I'm gonna scream

I don't want to watch Ford getting flirted with by some hot anime boy or even some big monster thing. Stop making him hot! This man was attracted to the power and flattery! The fact that Bill is a literal fucking triangle is PART OF IT!!

Obviously have your fun but damn, I just wanna see a triangle sometimes

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I get that it's easier to visualize BillFord if Bill isn't a literal fucking triangle. I really do get that. But if I see one more twinky, conventionally attractive, or hell even meant to be intimidating anthropromorphized Bill entirely for the purpose of making some thirst shit with Ford? I'm gonna scream

I don't want to watch Ford getting flirted with by some hot anime boy or even some big monster thing. Stop making him hot! This man was attracted to the power and flattery! The fact that Bill is a literal fucking triangle is PART OF IT!!

Obviously have your fun but damn, I just wanna see a triangle sometimes

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Oh I’m SOOOO NORMAL about this clip

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I want to hug him so bad