#and thats not even to talk about the fact that twink-ifying bill for the purposes of shipping is its own conversation

[stan-squared]

I feel like the twink shit also removes the eldritch horror of bill

Taking a being that exclusively exists within your dreams and mind because he is not meant to exist on the same plane as us and turning him into 'hee hee sexyman' actually takes away a lot of the interest he has a character

I get that it's easier to visualize BillFord if Bill isn't a literal fucking triangle. I really do get that. But if I see one more twinky, conventionally attractive, or hell even meant to be intimidating anthropromorphized Bill entirely for the purpose of making some thirst shit with Ford? I'm gonna scream

I don't want to watch Ford getting flirted with by some hot anime boy or even some big monster thing. Stop making him hot! This man was attracted to the power and flattery! The fact that Bill is a literal fucking triangle is PART OF IT!!

Obviously have your fun but damn, I just wanna see a triangle sometimes