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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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Pleased to announce my favorite boy has made the Sanrio character ranking after years of being excluded and basically retired! I may or may not have actually cried at work about this...

Anyway I'm begging everyone to vote for him so he gets more merch 🍎🙏

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I don't know what's more insulting. The fact that I had to cancel my last scheduled vaccine because I lost my insurance, the fact that I've gotten Covid twice already this year, or the fact that the only place I went all week was work and I mask there.

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perry the platypus is not canonically ace/aro.. the closest thing to that is when dwampy said he would never have a girlfriend

Dan referred to him as asexual on TikTok at one point. I'm sure it was probably in more of a "let's keep this character who is from a kids show and also an animal sexless" way, which is totally understandable, but I'm still counting it lol.

Legit so few aro/ace characters and a bunch of them were confirmed through brief creator statements rather than the media itself so I'll take what I can get 🤷‍♂��

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Every time an AI generated fic gets posted on AO3 an angel loses their wings 😔

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Worst anxiety feeling might be getting the nerve to schedule 3 appointments and ending the calls with 0 appointments...

DMV literally said no when I tried to schedule for a real ID. Which y'know I get they're overbooked and I have a passport so whatever I'll wait a bit longer.

Primary care physician has to check if they're even ALLOWED to prescribe me birth control since they're a catholic organization. The only reason they didn't outright say no is because I'm not sexually active and want it for PCOS/skin reasons. They are one of the only places in an hour radius that takes my current insurance. Might just drop them and go somewhere else at this point no matter the distance.

Dermatologist made me put a request in through the website so we'll see when I hear back about that.

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I love that the one person I never feel bad about texting late is my grandma. It could be 11pm and I know she'll still be awake and answer my text within 5 minutes. Who needs a bedtime when you're 85! And despite that she'll still be up early going to the health club for Zumba 🤣

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Accidentally picked up a stomping stim as if I needed another happy stim I'm lowkey embarrassed by. Couple good aggressive kicks on the ground to get the energy out I guess. I'm absolutely manic right now so I at least I'm getting my energy out in somewhat harmless ways I guess.

(If I ignore my excessive spending, sex drive, and skin picking this week 💀)

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My 3 and 6 year old cats have specific motions they do when I get within a 4 foot radius of them and it's the cutest thing ever. The 3 year old immediately rolls over to show his belly to be pet and the 6 year old starts doing a head bobble and slow blinking in preparation for forehead kisses. So I gotta pet and smooch these dweebs every single time I walk past them even if I wasn't planning on it lmao. Spoiled rotten over here 🙄

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I really said "it can't get worse" and then my crown fell out... 🧍‍♂️

January has been the equivalent of getting repeatedly shot for me. Watching American politics has been bad enough but I also keep sick despite masking in public and frequent hand washing. First I got the flu at my family Christmas which turned into bronchitis, a sinus infection, and an ear infection. That led to ovarian cysts bursting + eczema flare up from stress. Got better and then caught a cold from my friend. Now I have Covid from my mom who works at a school. Fell down the stairs the other day and bruised my back up so I decided to sleep in to recover. Instead I woke up feeling worse and freezing because the furnace stopped working in the middle of the night 😭 So now I've spent the whole morning trying to get that sorted out but I also have to leave for work in 30 minutes and the dude still hasn't called me back. I feel like I'm being overdramatic but at the same time what are the chances I'd speed run all my illnesses for the year in the first month.

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24 hours without heat later but the furnace guy should be here soon! Then I'm taking my ass to urgent care and hopefully getting a nap in before work.

January has been the equivalent of getting repeatedly shot for me. Watching American politics has been bad enough but I also keep sick despite masking in public and frequent hand washing. First I got the flu at my family Christmas which turned into bronchitis, a sinus infection, and an ear infection. That led to ovarian cysts bursting + eczema flare up from stress. Got better and then caught a cold from my friend. Now I have Covid from my mom who works at a school. Fell down the stairs the other day and bruised my back up so I decided to sleep in to recover. Instead I woke up feeling worse and freezing because the furnace stopped working in the middle of the night 😭 So now I've spent the whole morning trying to get that sorted out but I also have to leave for work in 30 minutes and the dude still hasn't called me back. I feel like I'm being overdramatic but at the same time what are the chances I'd speed run all my illnesses for the year in the first month.

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January has been the equivalent of getting repeatedly shot for me. Watching American politics has been bad enough but I also keep sick despite masking in public and frequent hand washing. First I got the flu at my family Christmas which turned into bronchitis, a sinus infection, and an ear infection. That led to ovarian cysts bursting + eczema flare up from stress. Got better and then caught a cold from my friend. Now I have Covid from my mom who works at a school. Fell down the stairs the other day and bruised my back up so I decided to sleep in to recover. Instead I woke up feeling worse and freezing because the furnace stopped working in the middle of the night 😭 So now I've spent the whole morning trying to get that sorted out but I also have to leave for work in 30 minutes and the dude still hasn't called me back. I feel like I'm being overdramatic but at the same time what are the chances I'd speed run all my illnesses for the year in the first month.

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Started the year with a flu that turned into bronchitis, an ear infection, and a sinus infection so I'd like to think my year will only get better from here!

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I think the universe is genuinely trying to take me out cause I managed to fall down the stairs, get a nail lodged in my tire, have an eczema flare up, and bleed through my pants at work in just 24 hours. I fell asleep in the shower earlier cause I was like damn this is the only place I can catch a break 😅

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Sometimes you have an OCD induced panic attack at work so bad you're shaking and almost throwing up because nothing is where it's supposed to be. Then you finally finish organizing and you still feel awful but there's the smallest bit of humor because you specifically panicked over organizing the dildos and pocket pussies...

To be fair this all started with the party/gag stuff cause that took me like 2 hours alone. I'm unfortunately not even done with stock but it's been 4 hours straight so I'm taking a break 😭 minimum wage is not enough for me to be stressing this hard.