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spoilersbutinaccurate · 1 day ago
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Deep dive into the scroll
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“Who is that?”
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Some things should stay in the past, no?
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 9 days ago
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“What did you see that day?”
“I don’t remember.”
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 11 days ago
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so glad these are getting more appreciation
chinese reaction images are by far more visceral and just downright better than western ones
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 13 days ago
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Master and Disciple cont.
Pt.1 | Pt.2
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 13 days ago
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Master and Disciple
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Pt.1 | Pt.2
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 14 days ago
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I love doodling him
Bonus:
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 14 days ago
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What kind brush you use?
(This is so old.)
I have many but they aren’t that useful.
Aside from this brush for backgrounds (which I used recently), I mostly just use the default ‘fade’ or ‘dip brush’ in ibispaint for rendering. And the crayons for clouds and other lighter effects.
I also adjust them so the effect might not be the same.
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I’ve used this for backgrounds though. I can’t find the creator.
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 14 days ago
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ART BLOCK STILL PERSISTING, SCHOOL'S BEGUN AND I WON'T BE DRAWING AS MUCH. ANYWAY HERE'S SOME DOODLES I FORGOT TO POST :3. NEZHA ART DUMP!!!!!
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I DOODLE LOTUSBLOSSOM AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT THEY WERE FANON. I LOVE THEM SM @daydreamnightshade
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Also question- What if Princess Iron fan actually took great care of Redson and moved on from bringing her husband from a mountain, how would that effect the Redson we know?. Haven't seen much art of her, I love drawing her.
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I'll try to draw soon. 'kay bye!!
Nezha with his ring is nezha from my chaos beyond au.
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 15 days ago
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🤖!!! mac mech!
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 16 days ago
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Old times
Grayscale underneath
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 21 days ago
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New years
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 22 days ago
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Nezha's Power Catalog: FSYY
Well, since @journeytothewestresearch has pinged me and @ruibaozha in an ask way back when, we are doing a catalog of Nezha's powers together. I'll be taking the FSYY part.
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Disclaimer: I'm not counting powers from his treasures, such as the Wind-Fire Wheels giving him super speed and allowing him to take flight. 
I'm also excluding the invisibility talisman Taiyi drew on him in Chapter 12, since, unlike his Three-headed Eight-Armed Form, it's not a skill or permanent alteration.
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Pre-resurrection:
Advanced physical maturity - I don't know what to call “A newborn baby being able to jump and run around right after emerging from a ball of flesh”, but this is probably it. (Chapter 12)
Unusual height - 6ft tall 7 years old kid, though this might just be a result of FSYY's weird sense of scale. (Chapter 12)
Super strength - A 7 years old kid killing Li Gen the Yaksha with a Qiankun Ring to the head likely counts as super strength. In Ao Bing's case, he drags him off the steed with the Huntian Sash first before the bonking. (Chapter 12)
Still, his later beatdown of Ao Guang and being able to draw the Qiankun Bow no one else could lift? Yeah, definitely super strength. (Chapter 13)
Five Elements Travel: Earth - After Ao Guang storms off to make a complaint to JE, Nezha uses Earth Travel to go to Taiyi's abode and ask for help. It's activated by grabbing a handful of dirt and tossing it into the air. (Chapter 12)
Travel to the Celestial Realm - After Taiyi puts an invisibility talisman on him, he goes to wait for Ao Guang under the Celestial Realm's gates. (Chapter 12)
Dream Communication - Talking to Lady Yin in her dream after his suicide. (Chapter 14)
A generic ghost power, as shown by later instances of Wen Zhong and Yin Jiao's souls warning King Zhou in his dreams, before they go into the Terrace of Investiture. (Chapter 52, Chapter 66) 
Efficiency at granting prayers - After Lady Yin builds a temple for him, he is said to be able to fulfill all the wishes of his worshippers, from granting blessings to warding off disasters.  (Chapter 14)
Materialization - After Li Jing's destruction of his temple, Nezha goes to protest to Taiyi, and the narration says that “After receiving incense and worship for half a year, Nezha is able to take a form and voice himself to some extent.” (哪吒受了半年香烟,已觉有些形声)
It is implied here that ghosts can become corporeal again via people's worship, though, from the looks of it, Nezha has only become visible and audible, and doesn't have a physical body yet at the point of the temple's destruction. (Chapter 14)
Post-Resurrection:
Unusual height (Again) - He grows from 6ft to “1 Zhang 6 Chi” after his resurrection, which is about 15-18 ft. (Chapter 14)
Spear arts - Taught by Taiyi. (Chapter 14)
Samadhi Fire - When Wenshu ties him to the Flying Dragon Pillar and orders Jinzha to whip him, he is described as “blowing out Samadhi Fire from his seven orifices” (打的三昧真火七窍齐喷). This may or may not be metaphorical. (Chapter 14)
It must also be noted that FSYY's Samadhi Fire is not the Red Boy-exclusive special attack of JTTW, and multiple Daoists from both Chan and Jie Sects are able to use it.
The best example is when Nezha and his brothers, Lei Zhenzi, Huang Tianhua, and Weihu try to burn Ma Shan with the Samadhi Fire on Jiang Ziya's orders, which doesn't work because he's a lampwick spirit, who proceeds to escape through the flames. (Chapter 63)
Lotus Body: Immunity to soul-based attacks - In Chapter 37, the narration then explains that all beings of flesh and blood possess the Three Souls and Seven Spirits, and Zhang Guifang's spell works by forcefully scattering them. 
Nezha, because of his lotus body, does not have souls, thus granting him immunity to the attack. 
This will become a recurrent thing. Here's a list of all the soul-based treasures and spells that fail against Nezha:
Zhang Guifang's Unhorsing Spell (Chapter 37)
Zheng Lun's nose beams (Chapter 57)
Chijing Zi/Yin Hong's Yin-Yang Mirror (Chapter 60)
Guangcheng Zi/Yin Jiao's Soulfell Bell (Chapter 65)
Qiu Yin's Red Pearl (Chapter 74)
Fa Jie's banner (Chapter 79)
Long Anji's Paralyzing Ring (Chapter 79)
Bian Ji's Spectral White Bone Banner (Chapter 84)
And here's a collection of his sassy responses: 
“Bastard, I'm staying on these wheels and you ain't calling me off them!” (Against Zhang Guifang)
“Dude, are you sick or something, blowing your nose at me like that?” (Against Zheng Lun)
“Idiot, it's just a red orb. What's so special about it, huh?” (When Qiu Yin tells him to take a look at the pearl)
“Your ring sucks, check out mine!” (To Long Anji, right before bonking him with the Qiankun Ring and killing him)
Lotus Body: Resistance to physical attacks - Spells can't knock Nezha off his wheels, but weapons like Yang Sen's Sky-opening Pearl, Wen Zhong and Zhao Gongming's whips, and Guangcheng Zi/Yin Jiao's Heaven-turning Sealstone can. (Chapter 38, Chapter 42, Chapter 47, Chapter 63)
However, he doesn't seem to suffer any lasting injuries afterwards. The only non-magical/poisonous injury that sticks for a while is some bruises, from getting hit in the face by Deng Chanyu's Five Light Stones. (Chapter 53)
Lotus Body: Immunity to diseases - When Lv Yue puts his plague pills into Xi Qi's water supply, the entire city falls victim to the sorcerous plague, save for Nezha and Yang Jian, because of the former's lotus body and the latter's Ninefold Mystic Arts. (Chapter 58)
Later, Yu Hualong's five sons create five bushels of poisonous poxes, which are spilled all over the Zhou camp from the air, giving everyone magical, five-colored smallpox.
Once again, Nezha is immune, and Yang Jian, knowing that the Yu brothers are up to something, gets the hell out of dodge before the pox spell is unleashed. Cue Nezha complaining of them “Pulling a Lv Yue again”. (Chapter 81)
Immunity to the Soul-Killing Banner (戮魂旛) - The treasure in question belongs to Yu Hua: when raised, it unleashes/turns into multiple streams of black smoke that covers the victim and whisks them away. (Chapter 32)
Subsequently, he tries to use it against Nezha, but Nezha just grabs the smokes, seizes the treasure, and stuffs it into his Leopard Skin Sack. This may or may not fall under the umbrella of “Immunity to Soul-based Attacks”. (Chapter 33)
Counterspell: Pearl Attack - Feng Lin can blow a cloud of smoke out of his mouth, which contains a bowl-sized red pearl that functions as a projectile weapon. Nezha just points his finger at the smoke, and it fizzles out. (Chapter 36)
Supernatural endurance: Red Sand Formation - One of the Ten Formations, it contains three bushels of red sand, which can create a giant sandstorm that reduces any humans and immortals who enter the formation to powder. (Chapter 44)
Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are assigned to protect King Wu, the only person who can break the formation…because Fate Says So, but is also Fated to get trapped in there for 100 days. So naturally, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi get stuck in there alongside him. (Chapter 49) 
When Old Man of the South Pole breaks the formation, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are fine, but King Wu is already dead and has to be resurrected via a magical pill. (Chapter 51)
I'm not putting this under Resistance to Physical Attacks because, unlike the weapons, I'm unsure as to whether the red sand is magical in nature.
Resistance to poison: Blood-melting Knife (化血神刀) - Limited, since Nezha is still severely injured and incapacitated by Yu Hua's new treasure (made by his master Yu Yuan). However, for mortals, a wound from the knife is pretty much an insta-kill. (Chapter 74)
Three-headed, Eight-Armed Form - After Nezha is injured by Yu Hua's knife, he's taken back to Taiyi's abode to recover. When he's ready to leave, Taiyi offers him three cups of wine and three “fire jujubes”, which gives him his iconic multi-headed and armed transformation.
Unlike in JTTW, FSYY's Nezha has 8 arms instead of 6. Presumably, the 2 extra ones are used to wield the Yin-Yang Swords, the pair of weapons Taiyi gives to him alongside the Nine Fire Dragon Bell Cover…which never get used afterwards.
Upon switching to the multi-headed and limbed form, his appearance also changes into a blue-faced, red-haired, fanged monstrosity, which is not too dissimilar to the fierce guardian deities of esoteric Buddhism. (Chapter 76, Chapter 79)
Also, amusing reaction to his new transformation: “Dangit master, how am I supposed to use all these arms? They are like ugly branches on a tree.” (Chapter 76)
Sagehood in Flesh (肉身成圣) - Nezha is said to attain the status post-war, alongside his brothers, Li Jing, Lei Zhenzi, Wei Hu, and Yang Jian. 
Basically, immortality and godhood, but it doesn't require you to die in Ancient China's Bloodiest Bureaucracy Recruitment Program first. (Chapter 100)
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 22 days ago
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No thoughts just spin
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 2 months ago
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Art by terry wei
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 2 months ago
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When you lmkoc-fied a myth character but want to return to your roots.
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 3 months ago
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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spoilersbutinaccurate · 3 months ago
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[China History]How were “luxury toiletries” made and created in ancient China 1,250 years ago?[Eng Sub]
This episode is set in the second year of the Tang Dynasty Tianbao era (743 AD), during the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. It tells the story of a maidservant of the emperor's beloved concubine, Mei Fei 梅妃 (also known as Jiang Caiping/江采萍), who created the "Dendrobium Pearl Bath Bean/石斛珍珠澡豆" that Mei Fei/梅妃 had developed. According to the "Beiji Qianjin Yaofang《备急千金要方》" (Essential Formulas Worth a Thousand in Gold for Emergencies) by Tang-dynasty physician Sun Simiao:
洗面药:猪胰(五具切细)、毕豆面(一升)、皂角(三挺)、栝蒌实、葳蕤、白茯苓、土瓜根(各五两);上七味捣筛,将猪胰拌和,更捣令匀,每但取洗手面,白日白净如素。
【Translation】:
"Facial wash medicine: pig pancreas (cut into fine pieces), beanstalk powder (one sheng/升), Gleditsia sinensis Lam(three pieces), Trichosanthes real, flourishing, white Poria cocos, and five taels each of soil melon roots; mix the seven ingredients, grind and sift, then mix with the pig pancreas, and grind together. Use the resulting powder for washing hands and face, making them as white and smooth as porcelain during the day"
(Note: The video also incorporates a segment on the tribute pearls from Hepu, filmed with the process of "opening oysters and harvesting pearls," though the historical accuracy of the video may have some artistic liberties, so viewers should be mindful of this).
The recipe for the "Dendrobium Pearl Bath Bean/石斛珍珠澡豆" was highly sought after by the imperial concubines and princesses of the time, who affectionately referred to Mei Fei as "Hu Zhu Fu Ren/斛珠夫人" (Lady of Pearls). Not only was she skilled in traditional Chinese medicine, but Mei Fei was also a talented dancer. She was one of the eight great female talents in the Tang Dynasty, having choreographed the famous Tang court dance "Jinghong Dance/惊鸿舞" (Dance of the Scared Swan).
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