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you know the post that’s like the 3 different fanon draco archetypes in drarry fanfics? what would those be for harry i wonder

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for @k-kizkhalifa ✧˖°.

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I think about this post 24/7 so I had to draw it. Stress relief tits.

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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Caught off guard...

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reading the collected letters of shirley jackson and this is from a letter to her agent while she was working on the haunting of hill house

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I am very normal about them:)

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the divas

original text post here

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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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consider lezzing out when the moment arrives

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tribute to david lynch for a local theater 💙

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hey turns out theres an official house of commons petition to revoke elon musks dual citizenship 👍

can only be signed by canadian citizens and its been open for 2 days and already has almost 49k signatures

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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Happy Valentines Day 💜

I've been pretty absent around here, I know, but here's a couple recent drarry commissions I squeezed into my schedule for the lovely @legallybooks, thank you so much for reaching out on this one!

Enjoy xx

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Wizarding World Savior Harry Potter and Innocently Charged Ex-Death Eater Draco Malfoy create wide-spread buzz by not only agreeing to walk this year’s charity runway separately, but instead arrive hand-in-hand to walk it together.