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Stacy's Tipsy Musings: Battle of the Stans Round 1 Colin

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I've been silent for a while but I'm drinking Malibu and Watermelon Redbull tonight and thinking about all the things that have been hitting my dashboard lately and making me go....URRRGHHHHH!!!

This time it's the battle of the STANS!!!! Yes you heard me, it's when one side of the ship screams louder than the other about a certain opinion. Well I wanted to tear those opinions up one by one and see what a Polin Stan thought about it.

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, I'm not trying to start a real fight here! These are just personal opinions that I feel come from one side and should really be looked at from the middle more. Peace love and shipping!

Round 1: Penelope

Sooo without further ado...Round 1...Its time to move to Colin Stans.

Colin Stans Round 1:

Consent or Deceit?

I feel like I keep reading this everywhere, “Colin wasn’t the one lying therefore it was Pen’s responsibility to stop Colin in the carriage or at their home from becoming intimate and therefore the responsibility lies entirely with Penelope that they went that far, and Colin holds no responsibility in the entrapment of the marriage since her secret came out AFTER they were engaged, and it was announced.”

And woah Nelly isn’t that a big smelly one. So, let’s talk entrapment.

I wanted to remove this word from my vocabulary after S3 aired. I never wanted to see it again after reading it in so many fics after the season aired. But what did it mean...and who is responsible for it?

Entrapment is the act of causing someone to do something they would not usually do by tricking them.

Ok so the argument is that because Pen was lying, only she could have entrapped Colin. Let’s break it down.

Colin ran in and interrupted her dance with Debling, the man she thought was about to propose to her, the ONLY man she thought would EVER marry. This man was the ONLY way out of her home and the life she was currently stuck in.

Dance interrupted; proposal nixed.

Pen runs out, thinking her life is now ruined, she is now still stuck in her life with her mother.

Colin busts into her carriage and basically says “Hey I have feelings for you.” And then the dream of her life comes true, and they are in the middle of snogging in a carriage. Let me tell you, our girl is not thinking...I am Lady Whistledown. She is thinking holy fuck, I’m kissing Colin Bridgerton. Shock #1

After our life altering make out, Colin proposes to her. Ok so, she wakes up from this dream of basically getting finger bombed by the man she’s always wanted, who says I’m not just trying to make out with you, I want to actually marry you. Shock # 2 for the night.

Now yes, she could have stopped him there and announced to him that she’s the person he hates most right now, but she did not. Let’s give her another beat to breathe.

The VERY NEXT DAY, Colin goes to her mother and says sit the fuck down woman I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER! Shock #3

He then takes her to their new home and tells her he loves her .

He then starts undressing her, tells her she’s beautiful, and basically shows her what real desire is. SHOCK #4 in the span of like 48 hours.

So, no she is not thinking about Whistledown until the deed is done and her high is wearing off. She’s shell shocked and dicked down. And now what? She tells him and she’s completely ruined?

Yes, she consented to all of his intimacy, but did she PLAN to trap him in any of that. The girl saw none of it coming in 48 hours. Did she trick him into doing something he would not usually do? NO. Colin went willingly. So, there was NO entrapment on her part.

Should she have told him after all of that settled down, yes but again I ask you to tell me would you have done it at the engagement party. No. I will admit she had time the day after that, yes. Did she, no. That was on Pen. And yes, that was a mistake on her part.

But Colin did take that girl and shock her 4 times in 48 hours and ruin her in the eyes of the ton so whether his stans want to take any responsibility for that on his part or not, Colin did. And he would have married her regardless, because he loved her. But let’s be honest, Pen wasn’t tricked either into doing something she wouldn’t have done willingly either. She would have followed him into his house without a marriage proposal after that carriage ride if it meant getting more of that boy’s anything! She was down for it.

Polin Fan Knockout Punch: Win lose or draw,Colin said something when he was angry that he didn’t mean. No one was trapped, they got married because they loved each other. Now can we stop using that fucking word?

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