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Honey being spiteful for no reason

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Star Trek (2009) looked like this

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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

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once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

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they know it was you

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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

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i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

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A mind-bending discovery from the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) is shaking up our understanding of the cosmos—suggesting that our universe may have been born inside a black hole.

Astronomers analyzing data from the JWST Advanced Extragalactic Survey (JADES) found something unexpected—ancient galaxies don’t rotate randomly. Out of 263 early galaxies, about 66% spin clockwise, while only 34% spin counterclockwise. In a universe with no preferred direction, we would expect an even 50-50 split. So why this strange imbalance? Scientists believe this could be a hidden fingerprint from the moment the universe was born—one that may link back to the spin of a black hole in a parent universe.

A Universe Inside a Black Hole? This discovery aligns with an idea called Schwarzschild cosmology, which suggests:

Our Universe is Inside a Black Hole: We exist within a black hole’s event horizon, a part of a larger "parent" universe.

Black Holes Birth Universes: According to Nikodem Poplawski’s torsion-based model, black holes don’t just collapse into singularities—instead, their spin and twisting spacetime create new universes.

The Big Bang Was a "Bounce": Matter collapsing into a black hole may have bounced back outward, causing the rapid expansion we see as the Big Bang. The spin of the parent black hole may have imprinted its rotation onto the galaxies in our universe—explaining the JWST’s observed spin bias.

RESEARCH PAPER: Lior Shamir, "The distribution of galaxy rotation in JWST Advanced Deep Extragalactic Survey", MNRAS (2025)

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I SHOT THE HEAD OFF THE CPR MANNEQUIN WHAT THE HELL

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why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

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laurie 😔

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love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been