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Reasons why Hades was Not invited to participate in God Games: he too drinks his Respect My Wife juice

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Poseidon, in his underwater palace, listening to God Games: Hey these are some sick beats

Poseidon, realising what Athena’s doing: >:(

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Imagine settling down for afternoon tea and then your biscuits start girlboss gaslight gatekeeping you because that’s what the siren went through

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Love it when my mum finds a way to argue with me when we’re on the same side of an argument

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“Well I’m so glad you asked that question” in a speech while the speakers are obviously reading off a script and trying not to laugh is the funniest thing that can happen

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If I ever mutter a synonym under my breath while you’re talking, please don’t be offended. I’m not saying your vocabulary is weak, I swallowed a thesaurus in creative writing class once and doctors say it’s incurable.

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Why do wanna know what I’m doing bro? I’m just looking into your eyes bro. I’m just learning the secrets of the universe through your eyes bro. I’m just promising myself that I would move the moon and stars for you if you ever asked bro.

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Saw a lone police officer the other day and in my head I was like, Oh no where’s your buddy where’s your pal, because apparently I treat everyone like a toddler when I’m sleep deprived

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I truly believe one of the best examples of ‘You don’t understand the pain it took to be this gentle’ are driving instructors

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Throwback to me on the first listen thinking ‘Now they’re gonna see what ‘Stop the presses’ really means’ was ‘Now they’re gonna see what stock depression really means’

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Hands down my absolute favourite laugh is the fill in the blanks laugh where someone’s bent in half, silent with the occasional squeak.

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What if Cinderella’s happy ending wasn’t actually happy? What if she and the prince weren’t compatible? What if her life with the prince was just as sad and oppressive as her life with her stepfamily? What if - what if - what if??

Or, what if you just let a girl be happy?

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"I'll read up about it" but I mean it as a threat. I will know All the facts. You breathe in my direction and I will Obliterate you with the facts. All of them.

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Beige flags in found family are hilarious. Yes we all almost died for each other multiple times and we understand each other in ways that even we can't articulate, but the way you chop carrots is actually sad.

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This is my comfort crime show, what do you mean they have to go through trauma?

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They should have kept the tarantulas in the cast recording.

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Another cat energy x dog energy character pairings but it's regal big cat x tiny demon dog