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So farewell then, Rainie Cross, You had quite the journey, From Phil’s crack-addict girlfriend, To Mrs Max Branning, To the manager of the funeral home with your next husband, Stuart, But now you’re gone, and all because he didn’t want the surrogate baby you both had with Bernie.

8th July, 2022

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So farewell then, Nancy Carter, Fleeing the Square because Zack cheated on you with that Sam Mitchell, It’s a shame, because you seemed quite central to the current plot, With Janine and Linda and the stolen fifty grand, But you’ve left before, so maybe you’ll be back again.

24th June, 2022

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So farewell then, Isaac Baptiste, Off to Trinidad to look after your mum, You had that schizophrenia storyline, But they didn’t really know what to do with you after that, You deserved a proper exit though, Still can’t believe you didn’t even get a taxi scene.

10th May, 2022

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So farewell then, Keegan Butcher-Baker, Off to Germany, after burning down your sandwich van, It was nice that they brought Tiff back, To give you a happy ending, Because you really deserved one after all the shit you’ve been through.

18th March, 2022

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So farewell then, Iqra Ahmed, EastEnders’ first Muslim lesbian, You might have been a bit boring, But you lasted longer than your sister, And you deserved a better exit scene than just saying goodbye to Bobby Beale.

13th January, 2022

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So farewell then, Ash Kaur, Better known as Ash Panesar, You didn’t get a proper exit scene either, A shame you’ve gone, Because that flirtation between you and Stacey Slater’s lesbian ex-con wife, Was really promising.

13th January, 2022

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So farewell then, Liam Butcher, I thought you’d be sticking around a bit longer, But it seems you were only brought back to nick a few cars, And to give Tiffany a place to go when she leaves. Bit pointless, really.

15th December, 2021

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So farewell then, Tiffany Butcher-Baker, That was a very Hardy-esque exit they gave you, With the unread letter and everything, And then Julia’s Theme on top of that, Not going to lie, I’ve got tears in my eyes.

15th December, 2021

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So farewell then, Sheree Trueman, Packed off to Trinidad, Because of all the awful things you did. I don’t think you had a single likeable moment, Which is quite an achievement, really.

October 1st, 2021

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So farewell then, Big Mo Harris, Off on a cruise with Fat Elvis, From which you will probably never return. I shall miss your dodgy deals and your one-liners, Your frequent piles updates, not so much.

June 4th, 2021

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So farewell then, Kush Kazemi,  Pushed under a tube by secret murderer Gray Atkins, Because you were running away with Whitney, And you’d grassed up the Mitchells. I thought they’d leave the door open for your return, But no, you are dead.

April 21st, 2021

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So farewell then, Tina Carter, Murdered by Gray Atkins, Because you guessed that he killed his wife, You died in an offscreen strangle, That we couldn’t see because of Covid restrictions.

December 25th, 2020

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So farewell then, Jags Panesar, Off to jail after being framed by your own mum, For a crime you didn’t commit. Everyone assumes you’re coming back, But I doubt the other Panesars will be around that long.

October 24th, 2020

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So farewell then, Habiba Ahmed, Unexpectedly written out and bundled into a taxi,  On Thursday night. You had that affair with Honey’s bastard boyfriend, And that was pretty much it.

October 24th, 2020

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So farewell then, Chantelle Atkins, Impaled on your open dishwasher,  After Gray pushed you and then left you to die, As hard-hitting storylines go, This is up there with that time Whitney was groomed by her step-dad.

September 19th, 2020

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So farewell then, Bex Fowler, Off travelling the world after nearly dying from some bad drugs on the boat, Will you come back,  And will you still have the same face? I hope so.

March 7th, 2020

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So farewell then, Adrian Edmondson, Aka Daniel Cook, Dead from cancer just as Jean got the all-clear, You faked your death for some reason, But you were a breath of fresh air and will be missed.

29th February, 2020