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What Your Favorite MCYT Ships Says About You (Revised)

hey, its me. god that old post of mine keeps reminding me and i was like “fuck it, remake that bitch.”

keep in mind, these are for fun and i could be incorrect and also making fun of you (in a lighthearted way).

Dreamnotfound: There are so many things going on with this ship, but you are tumblr user who was into this ship way before twitter got over their denial arc.

XDreamnotfound: You still want DNF in the Dream SMP, but this is your second option.

Dreamnap: You are a firm believer in childhood friends to lovers.

Georgenap: You are a firm believer in resolving love triangles by ignoring the axis.

Dreamnotnap: Man, fuck a ship war you’re just here for best friends achieving their goals. Smash the motherfucking love react.

Skephalo: Your ideal dynamic is bickering married couples or you like the comic of Connecticut Clark and Malfina.

Karlnap: You don’t think you are touch starved until you see them being together or become more touch starved.

Quacknap: Same thing with Georgenap, but only after if Karl forgets them both in canon.

Karlity: You just want to have a good time.

Karlnapity: You wish good things for Sapnap and really, who wouldn’t?

Puffychu: You want a girlfriend who can kick your ass.

Awesamponk: You’re not over from the Valentine’s Day stream.

Fundywastaken: You used to be into tragic lovers, but now you are into divorced exes.

Fundy Harem: You are Yipblr who was really devastated after the wedding video.

Punz x Sam Nook: You are probably into robots way before DBH.

Georgebur: You are one of the few people who wrote “Instead DNF meeting up in the UK and fall in love, why not two British pretty boys?”

Dreambur: You are the original viewer of Wilbur asking out Dream on a Pizza Hut date.

DNFbur: Man, fuck a ship war you got a sandwich of two tall basterds, two British boys, and one American.

Punznotfound; You were probably tired of DNF, and was like “hey why not another blonde sweaty gamer boy instead?”

Samnotfound: You used to be into this ship for some weird reason until you found out Sam was lying about his height.

Velvetfrost: You really wish for Velvet to be the egg.

Philza x Mumza: You are Philza.

Schlattbur: I’m pretty sure 99% of you are trolling, but the small percentage of you are this:

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fuck you all, georgebur is the next dan and phil. not dnf.

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wait is penismp lost media?

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PeniSMP has reached #3 on the Tumblr Trending Page!

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Welcome to the PenisSMP Recap blog where we are like the recap twitter accounts but without the thread.

This blog is run by @snowflakes-rulez (mod s) and @boredfaneliza (mod e)

A couple of things in order for the recap blog to get started:

Send us a submit or a dm when a lore event happened: that includes date mm/dd/yy, the title, and who it was streamed by (or post made by the person/ anon) 

Send us character lore/info about each character and will do updates if there’s anything wrong or lore event.

Since there are ccs boundaries, send us evidence about their boundaries.

We will do polls if the people don’t agree on a certain things or for fun!

Rules:

Don’t send nsfw content like images or explicitly. Joking about it, mentioned about the creator boundaries, or the characters names is fine. 

Don’t have discourse in the notes.

Also, this blog and the penismp is all a fun joke. It’s made for fun :)

This blog might die, but eh we might as well have fun with it lmao

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C!SHITYY THIS AND C!PENIS

YALL WHERES SHITASS.

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Hi sry but Scott has older brother energy he should at least eat classified as a bilf

BILF THATS A THING??? OMG

hmmmmm I kinda see it.

also I find the right term for punz, see ya in hell

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man @/slashkid really said "hey let's make of fun of mcyt community by saying penisunavailable and shittyfartbaby69 with an electronic chair scene"

then mcyt community turned on them and make crit posts on c!shitty, and there are c!penis apologists. THEN SOMEONE SAID "SHITTYFARTUNAVAILABLE IS A TOXIC SHIP"

I feel bad for u op but at least you are getting fanart of your made up characters

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i have to make this cuz of yall fuck off /lh

also this is just a joke, im sorry to slander your fav mcyt but ya know

im sorry if i didnt mention anyone else cuz its either idk them or these are the guys mentioned so far as mcc 

heres a link, have fun and do what you want with it. :)

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c!badboyhalo and lady dimitrescu 

9′6 monster thing

established as a milf

has a big personality damn

the tumblr fandom probably sympathizes with them than anyone else

and their audience is lgbt+

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this image is gonna make people create so many band aus omg

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yuki your post feels like that thing where less typical people find more comfort in villainous characters cause they tend to be coded or exhibit traits that are considered signs

yeah its like that!

also this ask 2 days late, but i remember wanting to add megamind as a comparison to the eggpire cuz theyre both coded in a way lmao

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i think about the eggpire is pretty inclusive in fanon/canon terms for all ages, poc, and lgbt+ despite being the butt of the joke. 

btw these are just about their characters. so we got: 

a 9′6  demon is a milf who has big tiddies cuz he represents the trans men/nonbinary people to feel more comfortable with their boobs. nice design tho.

a gamer agender who wants to get paid in riches and wants to smooch a robot who goes by sam nook.

a literally tall ass gay cat. 

a doctor who loves lemon who been betrayed by the love of his life and literally got his arm cut off, but the egg give him a prothesis to help him out.

a 2′2 crystalized human structure is the sign of the demon’s motivation. you gotta give it credits for them having a character platonic/romantic relationship thats actually pretty good.

a tired purple teenager who just want to get money too but also seek approval from others cuz he wants to be known for something big. mostly in fanfiction. 

she isnt included according to the wiki, but hey an important flower girl character who can actually kick ass rip punz and is an ironic representation in her uh corrupted form?? since white roses literally means purity. :) 

yet theyre the villains kinda. the egg is the main antagonist tho. ill come back to this later lol

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ok wiggy is a dumb ship name, but its cute and funny??

like its in the same category as gream and drundy but wiggy sounds more funny and endearing??? you get me? it just sounds better than those two

it just sounds like a dogs name they would own lmao

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georgebur my beloved

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MAN THE BADLANDS LMAO

man my tastes be wack

link

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how did i get a fanart in my shitpost

"you know whats better than friendship?" ok stfu dream. when you got possessed by a dreamon. you literally got defeated by your furry finance who uses the power of love.