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Czechia mentioned (yippeee!)

The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

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If you eat egg with the shell both your muscles and your bones will be strong.

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Dog sized bees! Dog sized bumblebees! Wasps that don't hate me! Also Dog sized! Big fluffy spider friend that I can hug without crushing! Big Ole dragonflies! Sit on shoulder like parrot!

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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This is culture.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Nova and co. 's adventures on a hell heist. Everyone is having lots of fun and nothing bad ever has or ever will happen.

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My precious little Bhaalbaby. Their name is Nova and I love them very much.

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And like Cassandra OP is cursedly met with disbelief from the unworthy despite the enlightened truth of their prophecies

I dont care if there’s no “signs” or “reasons” for a character to be trans. I know they’re trans because I had a vision. I see their true gender because I’m a seer.

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I know for a fact that when Durge decides to keep Orin Astarion is like those 'dad who didn't want to get the dog and the dog' memes. Like he talks about what a horrible idea that is for at least an hour but two days later he's holding a thumbs up proudly in the background as Orin commits attrocities

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Itty bitty Bhaal babies. I care about them a normal amount.

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There is more. Does anybody want to see it? Unprobable. Am I having a blast? Most certainly.

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Custom Durge radioactive levels of self indulgent art. Enjoy.

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Wrong, Lae'zel would never cheat. She would consider it a matter of honor to achieve victory while following the rules perfectly.

Astarion, no..

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My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."

I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."

So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."

So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.

And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.

Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.

And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.

And then poof!

He waves them into non-existence.

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Went down the baby Durge and Orin as siblings thought spiral and now I'm extremely upset that I can't forgive and make good with her. Like yes this is all in my head. I made the entirity of what I got attached to about them up. But she's my sister now. Come with me Orin you don't have to murder for our dickhead god you can murder for yourself please please please

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More dragon Janus. This is how they sleep btw the moon told me.

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"Nice going, asshole, now you've awakened

The Dragon™."

I saw someone write that Janus should get to turn into a big kaiju monster too, specifically a hydra and they were correct.

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I haven't really thought about dsmp in a long time but this is very funny

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