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send me anywhere, take me out

i'm the well they're gonna drag you down

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elementals, canine version

[images are 6 paintings of wild canines with fantasy motifs: a maned wolf with smoke rising from its spine and tail, a grey wolf howling with an aurora-like trail of icy mist on its breath, an african wild dog with a riot of brown fungus growing from its spots, a fennec fox floating among several shards of dark stone, an inky-dark silver cross fox with a black smoky tail, and a glowing white arctic fox with a white smoky tail.]

prints here | big cat series

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Trying the Nothing Tea made by @arrowheadedbitch !

If you don’t want to watch the video here is my final verdict: just the aftermath forgotten chai water, green tea, and dubious dollar tree honey makes a perfect Nothing Flavored tea.

New development: when it was hot and just finished steeping I could taste the almond milk quite clearly. Retasting it now, the almond milk indeed tastes more like whole milk and the flavors clash together for the end result to be what I can only describe as “plain”. Absolutely fascinating stuff. My thoughts is the mostly corn syrup honey overpowered the very light flavors of the green tea and nullified the flavor. No idea what’s going on with the almond milk though, I’m still baffled why it tastes like whole milk.

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Had to draw Yondad, Mary Poppins Yondu Udonta

had to do the skeleton meme(thank you for who ever made this funny meme), with Yondu dropping Quill and Kraglin watching the whole thing.

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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

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12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

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this hit me like a truck

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Doodles for Trod chap 21. Originally I wrote the confrontation/communication scene in the midst of a crusade but now it's taking place at Rakshasa's restaurant and now it's Everyone's problem

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DPxDC Places To Sleep

I've seen many fics and prompts with Homeless Danny, and I've just had a thought: what's the safest place to sleep at night when you a) don't have a home, b) can turn intangible and invisible, and c) are not afraid of mortals' justice system since you're dead and it doesn't really apply to you?

Cop cars.

Cops patrol the streets at night, but really, they mostly just pick a place and stay there until something happens, right? (I mean, I think that's right, I'm not very educated on the matter)

So, say Danny is in Gotham, and he needs a place to sleep, but it's the most crime-ridden city in the world, and sleeping out in the streets is cold and uncomfortable. And sure, he can climb into any car, but he chooses the cop car because, first, it's got a radio, so if the cops get any alerts about him (you can't tell me that GIW wouldn't use the help of local police, they are government agents after all), he will hear it first. Second, it's warm and cozy and soft. Third, and the most important: no one is going to look for him there! It's like hiding in plain sight but even better.

Or, well, it is, until one night the cop car he is sleeping in gets dispatched to some crime scene along with about a dozen others, and it turns out to be some trafficking rink that got busted or whatnot, and there are a lot of people who need to be taken to the GCPD station. So Danny, sleepy and grumpy because he was suddenly woken up, searches for the first still running but empty car, while staying invisible and intangible, and when he finds it, he just crashes in the back seat.

He is very surprised a few minutes later when the motherfucking Batman jumps in the front seat, and at least three of his sidekicks are trying to squeeze themselves in the back.

The Bats are even more surprised when they find a random teenager flickering in and out of visibility in the back seat of Batmobile, his eyes wide as saucers and Lazarus green.

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Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

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I feel like people have forgotten about this

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Museum of witchcraft 74

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Once again recommending donations to the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund. Not only is it a credible organization, you can donate any amount, so even if you don’t have much money, you can still contribute what you can towards humanitarian aid in Gaza. It takes donations via credit, PayPal, and mailed checks.