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People who victim blame are the scum of this earth and deserve to be smacked in the face with a folding chair. Or a walking cane. Or whatever you have on hand, really.

Reblog if you agree ✔️

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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I don’t sleep.

How do you sleep at night knowing that Regulus would pick Sirius in a room full of people, but Sirius would always pick James?

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How do you sleep at night knowing that Regulus would pick Sirius in a room full of people, but Sirius would always pick James?

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Regulus was a weak baby when he was born, and was lucky to have survived his first few months let alone years. However, growing up Regulus got sick easily, and often it was Sirius who took care of him.

Not his mother, not his father, not the elf, but Sirius.

She would stay up late at night reading books from the black library about illnesses and medicines for her little brother. She would cut herself and practice healing scrapes and bruises for him. She would brew potions far too complicated for anyone her age for him.

Eventually, her skills came in handy when Remus’s furry little problem was revealed. She helped heal his injuries and hung out in the infirmary sometimes to watch Madam Pomfrey heal other students.

At first, Madam Pomfrey thought he was there to create mischief, but soon realised how knowledgeable and passionate he was for healing. She grew a soft spot for him and taught him all she knew.

Originally, Sirius wanted to become an auror with James and but she changed her mind and was really nervous about telling him, but in the end James just laughed it off and was happy for Sirius because he is a good fucking friend.

Sirius snagged an internship at St. Mungo’s in her seventh year, and after graduating she got a job there as an apprentice.

Just, Healer Sirius.

(Really, I have been obsessed with this hc since I first came up with it and I could go on for days on the multitude of AU’s I have come up with but I should probably go to sleep now.)

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For cancer month one of the teachers at our school decided to shave his head, and he held a raffle so the students could decide what hairstyle he would get. He did it during break today, and ended up shaving his beard too because the audience wanted it. (some people were yelling at him to shave his eyebrows) anyway, said teacher is walking around with a skullet now.

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OKAY OKAY I FOUND IT

it’s says:

(my name): my parents beat and yell at me for nothing and call me slurs me: 😨

(this was written by my friend btw)

ok who the fuck makes these im dead

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SHUT UP

LITERALLY TWO MINUTES AGO I WAS SAYING HOW MUCH I PROJECT ONTO SIRIUS AND THEN I SEE THIS

IM NOT EVEN JOKIN I HAD A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS WITH MY FRIEND MINUS THE LAST TWO MESSAGES

ok who the fuck makes these im dead

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I project onto Sirius Black so much it’s unhealthy. No because staying up till 5 am every night reading fanfiction, thinking about him every waking second, bawling my eyes out until I get migranes, obsessing and chasing every possible AU and just heart break in general cannot possibly be good for me.

I somethings wonder if I should go see a cardiologist.

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my life revolves around dead gay wizards from the 70’s

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What am I doing with my life?

I have like, six assignments due over the next few days and I haven’t started on most of them. ( I should probably do that now. )

Will I fail? without a doubt. Do I care? No.

Really, the only thing I care about right now is crying over fanfiction about the most dramatic and angsty house of black and coming up with headcanons about the marauder's era to add further detail to the world I have created in my mind.

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the very fist time i head this song all my brain did was go “AZIRACROW”

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Absolutely stunning! @chalktwins

Credit: Chalk Twins on Xitter

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me after seeing the words ‘oral presentation’ on my assignment:

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I've seen welsh Remus, french Sirius and Regulus, italian Barty...

But I raise you, portuguese Marlene

Marlene, who uses "fuck" so often she doesn't even remember it's supposed to be a bad word. Marlene, who spends her summers in the long beaches with her family. Marlene, who is more invested in football than any other of her friends. Marlene, who could actually eat only 'tremoços' for the rest of her life.

Just, portuguese Marlene

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i just saw a post about portugese marlene and now all i can think about is where the marauders are from.

after thinking about this long and hard( i spent like two seconds on each person i am a very fast thinker) i present to you:

a (quarter italian) indian james!!

a french sirius and regulus (and the entire black family really)

a welsh remus

a german peter

a portugese marlene (i accept nothing less)

an english lily

a brazilian mary

an italian barty

a scottish evan ( he was brought up in london)

an african dorcas

a mix of everything pandora (she is some part egyptian idk how but she is)

did i forget anybody?