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New Jason HC

This will be featured in all of my fics from here on out

okay so HC Jason doesn't know Tim's name, but like, he still interacts with him he just creates nicknames on a whim, for like no reason, he refuses to learn Tims name, i find that so funny

Tim: What r u doing in my house Jason: Listen here bird boy, replacement, baby bird, you better be listening Tim: ...do u know my nam--- Jason: shush now bird boy, i saw you in crime alley earlier, stay out of my territory Tim: I was there for a case, my name is T--- Jason: I dont care what u were there for replacement, stay out Tim: Dude--- Jason, hopping out the window: stay out!

or something like that

anyway my tumblr will prolly be dead for a fat minute im working on a big project

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I took a screenshot of this a while ago, and just found it again after cleaning my screenshot folder(It had over a thousand images bro) and I spent a whole week obsessing over writing it, so here, enjoy i guess

6.7k words, DCU, Batman - All Media Types

Main Relationship tag - Tim Drake & Jason Todd

Important tags - Jason Todd Loves Classic Literature, Hurt/Comfort, Tim Drake Has The Self Preservation Instincts Of a Wet Paper Bag, Not Canon Compliant

Summary:

Bruce had a library, full of books he wanted to read—wanted to remember—

"—Why don't you start a blog?" Bruce suggested absently, still hunched over his computer.

Jason blinked.

Or, Jason starts a blog for his book reviews, and gets a hater along the way. This changes far more than it should.

Hc that when Jason got adopted and was introduced to the giant ass manor library, he was determined to read every book there(like any reasonable 12 year old would do upon finding out there was a whole ass library in their house) but he needed a way to remember what he thought of the books, and Alfred or Bruce or someone suggested some sort of social media or blog, so Jason made his new super secret social media book review blog

At first it was just another one of those random accounts, until it got more and more followers over time, and Jason expanded from book reviews to just random stuff, and eventually his acc was pretty well known. Only nearly a year into this endeavor(before the acc really got rolling), Jason got his first hater. This hater was Tim, who had discovered the acc while testing his online stalking skills and, still annoyed at the change in Robin, decided to be a little hater about it.

Time went on and the accounts following only grew with everyone knowing about Jason's very dedicated hater that was constantly arguing with him over random shit, either just on website or in dms. Then the acc stopped posting cause Jason, yknow, died.

Some years went by and Jason's acc turned into a little story of "hey you guys remember that one book review acc that made new reviews scarily fast then just dissapeared one day?" "Oh yeah, you remember their super dedicated hater? Such a funny time lolol."

Then the acc came back. And with the accs return came the little hater's return(with Tim now extra hate fueled) and the arguments continued but over time Tim became less and less cruel as his relationship with Jason got better and better(this is an au where they actually yknow, bond and stuff) and eventually, Tim admits to being the hater behind the acc and stops his shenanigans

When someone asks about where Jason's favorite hater went, he just replies "turns out it was my brother the whole fucking time." And Tim, having seen the reply some way or another, would never admit that he teared up a little at being called Jason's brother after so many years of hatred.

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Ra's Al Ghul centered media

I would kill for it.

Okay, okay, so I'm not well versed in the dcu comics or media outside of batfamily stuff, and barely that, but i feel like theres a lot of missed opprotunities with Ra's Al Ghul

So, hes the "Demon Head" of the league of assassins. Yeah, that sounds pretty scary, that sounds untouchable, sounds like some sort of god, but, like, thats just some guy

and how the fuck did this guy come to be the fucking demon head of an assassin organization and also come into owning a bunch of lazarus pits(Theres multiple, right?) like supposedly this guy has been alive for five whole hundred years, what did brother do during then???

We aren't given a whole lot of backstory on the guy, which honestly is just a shame cuz like

Lets assume you're looking at an apple, but you have no prior knowledge of literally anything about the apple, you just know its edible, got some skin, and kinda funky, you have no idea how this apple came into existance, you don't know that it's from a tree, which is from years of sunlight and water, which is from even more years of adaptation bringing into fruition of what we know today as apple tree seeds, you have no idea about any of this, but maybe you know that theres some history behind it that you dont know and thats kinda scary in its own right, but think about how much more intimidating it would be if you actually knew the story

One of the best media examples of this i can think of, is Saturo Gojo, he's introduced as this really fucking powerful sourcerer type, he beats this melevolent fucking GOD(Sukuna's basically a god) without breaking a single damn sweat, brothers incredibly relaxed, brother knew he would what he was doing, and this was right after Sukuna was being incredibly fucking intimidating about killing this monster looking thing, so Gojo's approach is arguebly even more intimidating than if he was serious about it, and not much more about his past is revealed until later, which is even more intimidating

and then season two rolls around and its shown that Gojo doesn't always know what he's doing, sometimes he gets scared or peer pressured or dragged down by bodily funcitons just like the rest of us, it actually shows him improving, going through crisis after crisis and needing to adapt and get stronger and it makes him feel so real and even more powerful and they just do such a good job with him

imagine that, but with Ra's Al Ghul.

He's old, we know that, hes over five hundred years old, and is kept alive by repeated use of the Lazarus pit, we know this, we also know that hes the leader of this assasin group

now how did he get here? Sure its intimidating enough for its purpose that we know he got there, but it would be even better if we knew how he got there, what blood was shed, what humanity was sacraficed, we don't see the before, nor the process, we just see the result

And, like, for everything that Ra's is needed in Damian's story, in Jason's and Dick's and Tim's and even Bruce's story, just seeing the outcome of everything Ra's did to get where he is, its perfectly fine, we don't need deep dives into character arcs and history for him to be scary enough, but it would be fucking awesome

How did he first get dipped in a lazarus pit? Was it consensual? Intentional? If not, were there other people before or after him that tried to reap the same benefits? Is everything that the Bat's know about the Lazarus pit direct research from Ra's? Did he even know about Pit rage or insanity before? Was he the first to learn?

Did he immediately try to take the pit for himself? Form a group to protect it that slowly evolved into an assassin based organization? For money? For the pit? Was there ever however briefly a cult, or radical group that tried to take it? How many were killed, who died for the pit? Was it all directly from Ra's? Indirectly? Did he even know?

How did he handle pit rage so well, or is Jason a different case? Or is Ra's? Is Ra's resistant, but not immune to the insanity(This ones actually supported by Gotham Knights)? Is he just as susceptible as the next person but simply had less to lose? Making the version we see in most media simply the end product?

God, I would absolutely kill for maybe a comic or a tv show just based around Ra's Al Ghul's rise to power in the league, or maybe him founding it and dealing with different enemies to protect the pits and each sacrafice he made for what he deemed worthy, and how Talia's mother came to be, and Talia's raising, and maybe even Damian's, god just give me something 😭

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Unhinged Tim Drake is Literally my favorite, stalking tendancies, keeping up with literally everything about everyone he cares about so he can do things for them, like Kon, not even in the tower, mentions to Cassie that he'd like this really specific brand of gummy bears more, Tim buys them out of stock and literally never mentions it after giving them to Kon

i also like to imagine that this would mostly be because he was. very, very isolated during his developmental years and never learned proper boundaries, and saw Bruce doing these things and how Jason and Dick didn't like them, but they were so useful, so Tim does something slightly different(Like all countries CCTV^) just to be able to keep track of them, without doing what bruce does

Stalker and obsessive Tim Drake.

That's it, that's the headcanon! Just Tim being himself, but up it to 100x higher! ^-^

Give me a slightly unhinged Tim that makes it his own personal mission to be the complete opposite of Bruce, (overprotective, overly paranoid, and slightly obsessive) but he becomes a slightly worse version of him anyways.

Give me a Tim Drake that, as soon as he meets someone who he likes, either platonically or romantically, becomes SO obsessive to the point it's actually borderline illegal.

A Tim Drake that unintentionally stalks everyone he cares about on a daily basis, knows every single thing about them, takes candid photos, and keeps folders upon folders filled with their personal information.

He keeps boxes filled to the brim about information on EVERYTHING of the people he knows and cares about, it's piled in rooms that aren't used in Drake Manor. First he finds their common information, like name, age, contact number, home address, and more. They're extremely easy to find, and practically childs play!

But the more... Private ones, are harder to find. He doesn't wanna just ask for it, no, that'd be 'creepy'! So he obviously does the most normal thing and just finds it without the other party knowing! He would never put a tracker on someone unwillingly, no, that's what Bruce would do, and he was different from Bruce!

He's (worse) better than that. He'd never try to track his loved ones! ...Via a tracker, obviously. He'd use much more ethical and less invasive means! Like hacking into every countries security system just so he has access to every single cctv. Completely normal!

This level of obsessiveness is for his casual friends, but for the people he loves down to the bone? The people that literally consume every part of his heart? Oh it becomes much worse. His family, the YJ, Bernard, and others? They are literally seeped into his veins, running through his blood, and carved willingly into his heart and bones.

Tim finds himself unintentionally taking photos of them when they aren't even looking or when they don't even know he's there. He finds himself just staring at them without blinking so he could memorize every single feature about them. He finds himself itching to just be near them, he gets the burning need to do nothing but stare and just feel their presence.

Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne wants nothing more than to just merge his very being, his soul, with the people he loves most.

I might have gone overboard on this but I just love unhinged Tim Drake, who could blame me? >w<

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Batfam meets Bernard (The cat)

NOT TIMBERN!!! Btw, timkon, actually

okay so i just had this fic idea, that im like very unlikely to ever get around to writing but I thought it was too good not to post anywhere, so, here it is

Tim meets Bernard on the streets, hes a pale shorthair cat probably with some ginger genes in him, but hes cute, too boney and definitely in need of a home, and Tim is lowk sad, and lonely, and not in the best place and a little bit of Cat can't hurt, so he takes Bernard in, but he doesnt freaking tell anyone.

Well, he does, but like, in the worst possible way (Its mostly not his fault, he has no idea how to take care of pets and keeps treating Bernard like an actual person)

Dick, calling Tim for a weekly checkup: Hey Tim! Just wanted to check up on you, whatre you doing right now? Tim: Hi Dick, uhh, not much, just working a case and helping Bernard settle in Dick: Bernard? Who's that? Tim: Bernard? He's my roommate, i uh i found him on the streets and. like. took him in. Dick: What!??? You got a roommate!???? Have you told anyone else? Did you even ask??? Tim: Why would I have to ask?? Its my apartment???? No I haven't told anyone---It's my business, Dick. Dick: You should at least tell Bruce, if its a liability Bruce should know Tim: What in the world are you talking about??? Nevermind, I don't have time for this, I'll be at Sunday Breakfast i'll see you there

At Sunday breakfast Tim is covered in cat fur, Steph and Bruce are tearing up from allergies, Dick keeps eyeing Tim suspiciously, Alfred and Cass already understand exactly what's happening(But don't feel the need to inform), Damian keeps asking about cats and Jason is predictably absent

Surprisingly, its Jason who learns next

Jason, breaking into Tim's apartment at like three in the morning with a bullet wound and probably delirious with blood loss: Hey why does this place seem more lived in Tim: What the fuck are you doing here! Actually, nevermind, be quiet! You'll wake up Bernard! Jason: Who the fuck is Bernard? You fucking someone? Tim: What!? No! Bernard is my roommate, and asleep! In the guest room! So be quiet! Jason, bewildered and slightly proud: Damn, replacement, didn't know you had it in you

And then Tim starts dating Kon, and everything gets inexplicably worse

Tim, abt to leave the batcave: Hey I can't do Steph's route tonight I have a date Dick, freaking out: What!?!?!?!?? My little brother! No!!! Jason, incredibly proud: I knew it! You're my new favorite brother Damian, who know's its Kon, and already knew of his brothers feelings: Finally, I assume he asked you? Tim, embarrased, thinking literally everyone knew about his thing for Kon way before Tim even knew it himself: yeah... Surprised me with flowers and everything. Damian, ominously: I expect no less. Tim: Don't look like that. You're not giving him a shovel talk, Damian. Dick: Seriously!? You knew before I did!!????? Jason: Wait, Demon Brat knew?? Damian, rolling his eyes: Tim was very obvious, it is not my fault you both are oblivious.

Tim, Jason and Dick are very confused, all for different reasons

And then, Bruce finds out.

Tim, calling Bruce for WE related things: Ugh, yeah, just that and then this stupid vase. Bernard knocked it over last week, I'm this close to making him pay for it getting fixed. Bruce: Bernard? Tim, are you living with someone? Tim, oblivious: What? Yeah? Bernard, he's my roommate, we've been living together for a few months or so, now. You didn't know? Bruce, concerned: Tim... is this--- is this you coming out to me? Tim, incredibly confused: What? How---I mean, yeah I'm uh bisexual, but. that was not--- Bruce: Its okay, we'll all still love you, either way, I want you to feel safe around me, but, um, are you sure hes safe? Tim: What? Bruce, yes, of course he's safe, why are you asking?? Are you okay? Bruce: yes? I'm okay, are you? Tim: Yes????

And it comes to a peak when Jason admits he broke into Tim's house and was shushed to not wake up Bernard, and Dick says he knew Bernard was Tim's roomate, but none of them had meet him yet, and Bruce is also very curious about Tim's roommate/potential romantic partner that literally none of them have ever met, so they sort of stage an intervention, they plan on going to Tim's apartment and meeting this Bernard, whether Tim likes it or not because theyre scared for their little brother/son

But before they can do that, Tim brings over Kon.

Its a quiet sunday, weekly sunday breakfast where all the family gets together, and Tim is oddly late, since he's usually one of the most accurate people with time and deadlines and dates and stuff, when he bursts in with someone behind him

Tim, mildly out of breath, hair wind blown: Hi! This is my boyfriend, Connor! Alfred, who already knew and is ushering them to the table: Welcome, Master Tim, Mister Kent, right this way Jason, Dick and Bruce very confused and even more concerned Dick, whispering to Jason: Connor? I thought... Jason, whispering back: Yeah... me too... Cass greets him in sign language and Damian just sneers Bruce, with a raised eyebrow: Connor Kent? Hm... Tim, how is Bernard doing? Tim, unfazed: Bernard? He's fine, still at home. Probably breaking something, actually. Connor snorts: Yeah, probably, you know how he gets when you're not there. Bruce, Jason and Dick now under the impression that they are in a polyamorous relationship: Ah. Bruce, still kind of concerned: Okay, well, it's great to have you, Connor.

So its completely fine for like a week, and then Stephanie breaks into his apartment and finds Bernard, curled up on the pristine white couch and making the apartment look less empty

Tim isn't there, so she freaks out in the group chat instead

Steph: OH MY GOD, TIM HAS A CAT!???? [Image of Bernard on the ocuch] Dick: TIM HAS A CAT???? Damian: Of course, what is his name? Tim: why the hell are you in my house Tim: His names Bernard, i thought you knew??? Jason: THATS BERNARD!???? Dick: Oh my god I thought you were DATING HIM Bruce: 😮 Tim: WHAT Tim: IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HIM AND YOU JUST ASSUMED I WAS DATING HIM??? IM LITERALLY DAYING CONNOR Jason: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP???? Tim: Omg im surrounded by idiots Cass: Happy for you brother 😁❤ Tim: nvm cass is the only good one Steph: WHAT ABT ME??? Tim: Only cass. Tim: and alfie Alfred: Thank you, Master Tim

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Bats try to DNA test Red Hood

Okay so ive kind of had this fic idea for a while, but im like incredibly not likely to like ever write it, and idk what to do with this account so im just gonna put my fic ideas here So like, imagine its pretty Early in the Red Hood's crime lord career or whatever, or, at least the Bats think it is, and lets say Red Hood got stabbed, like while taking out a gang or something and doesnt realize the knife gets left behind, with his blood on it

and like, the Bats get to the scene before the GCPD—actually they're the ones to report it to the GCPD—and while looking for evidence theres a camera or something, or literally anything that they can connect Red Hood to the knife they find

and like Red Hood is beginning to be this pretty notorious presence in their life that would b beneficial if he like, wasnt, so they'll take any information they can get on this guy, so when they find the knife they're like, "omg, finally! A lead!" and they fucking DNA test it or some shit

and its. Jason Todd. The dna match is Jason Todd. But like. Jason Todd is supposed to be dead so. Obviously the DNA must be like. Wrong. Or like. This Red Hood guy is fucking with them, and knows wayyy more than he should

and like, he does, but not for why they think. Cuz they start to think this random guy knows their identities, and knows of the Bats dead son, and knows how to best use him against the bats,

so this Red Hood is suddenly placed way higher in their prioritys, but more information needs to be found out b4 they do anything

Bruce and Dick start to close in on Red Hoods territory more, sometimes just stalking him, but sometimes trying to gleam more information out of him

Tim and Oracle start looking more around Jason's death, cuz like, sure they're certain hes dead(hes dead, right?) but like how the hell did this Red Hood get Jason's DNA, and how the hell did he know to put it on this knife, theres too many hows and whys

and jason starts to get like way more paranoid, bcz is plan isn't nearly done enough, and the Bats are already acting suspicious of him, which is bad, because hes not nearly done,

and like whenever the Bats and Red Hood interact, they try to get more DNA off him, because maybe if they had another sample, they could confirm or something,

and for like Tim and Dick, it sort of becomes a game, who can get more DNA off of Red Hood? A hair here, a cigarette butt there, a drop of blood every now and again

but like, it always comes out as Jason's DNA, so they're left with two plausible options

A: Red Hood is actually back-from-the-dead Jason Todd(Unlikely. Right?)

or B: interogate the life out of Red Hood(which first involves actually getting Red Hood)

I'd imagine it goes like this

Red Hood, drowsily waking up from the sedatives Robin somehow administered, tied to a chair: uuuhh, what the fuck Bruce, in full batman getup, probably hasnt slept in fifty six hours: How do you have Jason Todd's DNA. Red Hood: Unintentional snort, what the fuck are you talking about—where the fuck am i, how did you get me here??? Tim, appearing out of nowhere: Yup, voice matches too Bruce, tearing up: Jaybird? Red Hood, panicking: um. no. um. i'm. a ghost. Tim: Really? Wow. You're a pretty real looking ghost. Red Hood, committing to the bit: Yes. I'll haunt you if you don't let me out right now

or something

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