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I have reached peak my Cormorantpaw fanart was reblogged by Raz

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'' Hurt me! Beat me! Just please don't leave me! ''

Not good at drawing cats but the last issue inspired me. So. Here's some pixel art based on the cover.

Character; Cormorantpaw from Pinepaw and the Forgotten World (belongs to @barrenclan)

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Me after watching the new episodes (in this order)

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Helluva Boss incorrect quotes

Warning; mentions of knives, dirty jokes

Stolas: Bonjour, Andrealphus. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Andrealphus: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Stolas: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Mrs. Mayberry: Are you mad?

Moxxie: No.

Mrs. Mayberry: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Robo Fizz: Will Ozzie be okay?

Mammon: They won’t be when I find them.

Stolas: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Paimon, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Stolas:

Stolas: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

Verosika: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Chaz: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Moxxie: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Verosika: Are you trying to seduce me?

Chaz: Why, are you seducible?

Blitzø: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Moxxie: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Blitzø: But pink.

Stolas: And it's hot.

Blitzø: PINK!

Octavia: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Barbie, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Blitzø: A family.

Cash: A better love life.

Millie: Mental stability.

Mrs. Mayberry: *clueless* Bagels?

Barbie: What are you drinking?

Fizzarolli: Vodka.

Barbie: Straight?

Fizzarolli: No, gay. Why?

Crimson: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Millie: You were gone?

Striker: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Striker: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Andrealphus: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Stolas: Andrealphus, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Striker?

Mammon: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Stolas: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Mammon: No.

Striker: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Striker: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Mammon: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.

Mammon: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Chaz: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Blitzø: But your way is sheer force!

Mammon: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Lin: Who the fuck-

Joe: Language!

Lin: Whom the fuck-

Joe: No.

Fizzarolli: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Bee: Bees?

Fizzarolli: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Bee: Wait-

*Asmodeus approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Striker: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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What the actual fuck is this shit..

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

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SIR PENTIOUS AS FUCKING ALEX BRIGHTMAN????

The cast, sinners and hellborns!

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Can... Can I make this comparison...

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I will DIE on the hill that the song Piss Punk by VIAL is a Sandpaw-Firepaw song.

The first verse is about Sandpaw teasing Firepaw about his kittypet heritage, and the chorus that follows is when she gets mad that he's not really reacting.

"I'm not trying to change your mind, I mean look at me I'm better than you"

"I'm just trying to change my life, I mean look at me it's better than you"

Second verse is Sandpaw getting even angrier as the time goes on. I mean, this kittypet is getting so much attention from Bluestar, Tigerclaw, even Whitestorm! Even though she's so much better than him, right?

"I can do the things that you do and I can do them better than you"

"Do the things that you never thought that any fucking woman can do"

Then the bridge. It's at the point where Sandpaw is jealous of Fireheart for getting his warrior name. She's been training for more moons than he was, and he's a kittypet!

"I can't say how hard it is, when you keep trying to sneak wins in"

"You take the credit right from me so you can claim my masterpiece"

I've been thinking about this a lot.

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When I first started reading warrior cats and Frostfur was mentioned, I would imagine her as like a russian blue with half-green half-blue eyes. For what reason? No clue, but this was how I'd imagine her for like the entire first arc. Sometimes I still do.

Honestly much better than the simple 'white fur blue eyes' design she has though..

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Here are some cool/funny warrior cat names using only canon prefixes and suffixes!

- Bigheart

- Bigbelly

- Tinyclaw

- Quietsong

- Quietstep

- Loudstep

- Bumblebee

- Sheepcloud

- Rabbiteater

- Flywing

- Thunderstorm

- Snowstorm

- Firestorm

- One-ear

- Lightbeam

- Moonlight

- Brightmoon

- Brightsight

- Mistysight

- Mistypool

- Hollowspirit

- Hopeheart

- Mudmask

Will be adding to these :))

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Love this meme, but I'd like to tell you all a little fun fact...

Did you know it has been confirmed by one of the Erins that if Crowfeather hadn't chosen his name, Tallstar would have named him Crowclaw? It was supposed to be a reference to his 'scratchy' personality.

Tallstar makes a sacrifice

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uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

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I saw ur post on Sunday ab roleplaying :D I'm pretty literate and getting back in to rping- would we just use tumblr or wcue on Roblox? Maybe a discord long-term? Let me know >:)

Hey there! I'm fine with all of those, though I would prefer discord, or wcue! My discord is themrpenguin. (With the dot included!), if you're still interested, feel free to friend me there!

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Omg look at my silly!! I love it <3

I don't wanna pressure you, but yk.. if you want some cool art, look at @lividmorris !

Hi! If you don't mind, I'd like to ask for art of one of my Warrior Cats OCs, Mothlight! (I have some rough art for it but I can't send a pic in asks)

It is a very, VERY fluffy, and also pretty tiny non-binary warrior! It has a dull golden coat with brown paws, yellow eyes and white eartips.

They are a very bouncy and full-of-energy cat. They are also very innocent, naive and quite easy to manipulate. Oh also, it is deathly afraid of the dark. He likes collecting stuff and sometimes wearing them as accesories, mainly moth wings, or the glowing parts of fireflies.

Would love to see how you interpret this fella!

I don’t mind at all! Hopefully I got your silly right 💪✨

Its been a hot second since ive drawn cats entirely so im still warming up again to drawing them ^^

(I havent drawn a cat since maybe 2016 for warrior cats)

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To clarify no this wasn't for the design I just wanted to compliment the art 😭

Free character design? That’s crazy. Actually insane.

[Image ID: An image of a Olivewing, a warrior cat original character. They are a chimera cat, with patches of dark brown fur and a somali coat pattern. They have olive-green eyes, and four fluffy ears. End ID.]

This is Olivewing… gay gay homosexual gay.

If you want to win this design, Reblog it! The window will be open for 2 days, so good luck!

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Absolutely gorgeous.

Free character design? That’s crazy. Actually insane.

[Image ID: An image of a Olivewing, a warrior cat original character. They are a chimera cat, with patches of dark brown fur and a somali coat pattern. They have olive-green eyes, and four fluffy ears. End ID.]

This is Olivewing… gay gay homosexual gay.

If you want to win this design, Reblog it! The window will be open for 2 days, so good luck!

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Ok, to all the warrior cats tumblr blogs.

Im begging someone roleplay with me.

I've been roleplaying with character.ai bots for the past 5 months and I desperately crave human rp partners that have human emotions and don't say stupid shit.

Im literally begging, desperate af.

Shoot me a message if you are available :,)

(I may not respond to everyone but due to how much i crave human interaction, it is likely i will)