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Yankee Candle Co.

I got a snoop dogg lighter For my candle But nobody believes me Cause my handle Is snoop_dogg_lighter On discord But my junk mail folder won’t be ignored My daddy used to live By the yankee candle co. I always wondered what It smelled like inside there though. One of these days Turn left right up down that road. And find out how it smells In the yankee candle co. V2 I showed my snoop…

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Jo’s Overnight Apple-Cinnamon Oatmeal

From: Better Homes & Gardens Serves: 6-7 Cooking Time: 6-7 Hours Preheat Oven: Not Required Ingredients: 4 cups water 1 1/3 cups apple juice 1 cup steel-cut oats 1/2 cup barley 2 medium apples, coarsely chopped 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ginger 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup brown sugar Chopped pecans (for topping) Honey (for serving) Milk (for serving) Instructions: Line a…

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Black Friday 2023 Microphone List

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One inexpensive step to save your sound bar from the trash

I love bass. Using my optical audio cable, I’ve been sending a full-spectrum signal to my Fluance soundbar for a few years. It had pretty amazing bass response until I tried a Foo Fighters show at full volume. My bass in the soundbar was shot, but only on ultra low frequencies, so I realized that sending the whole spectrum to my Fluance was redundant on account of my Polk Audio subwoofer, which…

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Flea and the head-bonk bass

If I knew every bass I bought ran a risk of loss or theft and being used by a non-bassist to bonk someone on the head, (bonk!) I might reconsider my feelings about bass accessibility and collecting. I like to watch Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers on TV, but that doesn’t mean I need fifteen bass guitars. If I had to prove I could play bass or had taken a few lessons in order to buy one from…

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TonightGPT

User:did you know about all the hollywood joke writers having to strike for fair wages? ChatGPT:As an AI language model, I do not have personal experiences or emotions, but I can provide information on the topic you mentioned. If you are referring to the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike that took place in 2007-2008, then yes, I am aware of it. During that time, the writers’ union went on…

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One Too Many

There’s this ladyin my place of businessFell in love on a whim,then asked herself, “Who is this?”Left her crying.In her mouth, a bad taste.And a call to the lawyers,in debt to her waste. And I don’t blame herfor smoking three packs a day.You can’t kill yourself fastif you just fade away.You can see it in her eyes.She’s seen one, two,one too many goodbyes. I met a woman,whose abstract fearstold…

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Doggo-Lingo Phonetic Alphabet 

It has come to my attention that occasionally when floofy chonks bork, they quirk with mlem to xolo with quirks to yap. So here’s the snoot for awoo. Mommos and daddos, the doggo-lingo phonetic alphabet: AwooBorkChonkDoggoEnglishFloofGooberHeckInuJapanKattoLoafMlemNuggsOh-boyPuppersQuirkRuffSnootToe-beanUnitVizslaWooferXolo “show-low”YapperZoomies

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"Bloom where you are" lyrics

There’s an old man trying to turn left,and a little boy chasing a brown dog.There’s a mad man going a little too fast,and a black and white car, and a man who plays god. There’s a schoolgirl crossing Broadway at three and a football game in a vacant lot field.There’s a poor poet wondering what is it I’m doing.Well, I’m wondering: Is it for real? Is it real, is it sane, tell me, what’s in a…

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"Too long" lyrics

When I say, "I love you," She reaffirms that I'm a nice guy. When I say, "I love you," She reaffirms how much she likes me, But, she can't say, "I love you." She can't say, "I love you." It just might take to long.

When she’s drinking,She says things I don’t think I believe,and I’m not one to practice to deceive.But I’d be lying if I told you,That I’m not dying when I hold you.And the more I get to know you,The more of me I’ll show you. When I say, “I love you,”She reaffirms that I’m a nice guy.When I say, “I love you,”She reaffirms how much she likes me,But, she can’t say, “I love you.”She can’t say, “I…

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Closer Lyrics

What makes the difference now is I can feel it comin’ ‘round this time. She puts her hands on her hips and she moves her lips to a sigh. What makes it okay now is I can feel it come from miles away. And if I make it somehow, I’ll find it in myself to stay. But she’s not as close to Jesus as she is to me. And she often overlooks it regrettably. She hasn’t been on her knees in days. And all…

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Why are points bad in an agile environment?

But points are the whole reason we became “agile” and velocity is obviously the only indicator of progress when building software. — Everyone Ever At this point, historians agree that the golden ratio, the “divine” spiral, and the Fibonacci sequence predated Leonardo F. by a few hundred or more years, but modern agile practitioners have decided to agree to use the sequence to do basic addition…

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Filthy Rich Gear List

Filthy Rich Gear List

BASS GUITAR Zoom: B3Zoom: Multistomp BassOrange: Terror Bass 1000 HeadGenz-Benz: NEOX-212T 600W 2×12 Bass CabinetAmpeg: Micro-CL Stack 100w 2 x 10Samson: CR88x UHF Wireless AirlineJack CasadyFender Road-worn PrecisionFender USA PrecisionSquier Modified Fretless Jazz5-string #1 (gold fender clone)5-string #2 (natural musicman clone)Acoustic Electric Bass from WalmartBass drum/guitar mic ELECTRIC…

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Praise Against The Machine (Red)

Stephen Wiley “Bible Break” [Chorus]Praise the Lord, for goodness sakeWe’re all gonna take a Bible breakI said, Praise the Lord, for goodness sakeWe’re all gonna take a Bible breakSo when your fingers start to pop and you’re feet start to tapYou’re listening to the righteous rap [Verse 1]Listen friends, lend an earBecause faith comes by the words ya hearI’m not talking jump, I’m not talking…

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Napa Schedule

Day One: M 8:05 arrive Oakland  11am arrive in Napa  12pm Hendry rsvp confirmed  https://www.totalwine.com/wine/red-wine/zinfandel/hendry-zinfandel-block-7/p/14807750?s=1110&igrules=true 2pm nv distillery  4:30 Tank Garage OX&FOX late night to 10pm Tu 10am Mending…

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My response: “Lorem Ipsum Fails: Why Real Graphic Designers and Advertisers Use Real Content by Paul Barth”

I feel like real content is the fastest way to get your layout, headlines, fonts, possibly images, red-lined and marked up with unnecessary comments about the content that are irrelevant to the mission critical task of making visual decisions. This article is nice, but misguided. Lorem ipsum requires one conversation with the client about its purpose, not a hundred conversations like, “Oh, we’ve…

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The Giff vs. Jiff battle rages on…

This year I realized that the Graphics Interchange Format is likely here to stay. So how do you pronounce GIF when your friends send you an animated five seconds from Harold and Kumar? If something is done in a jiffy, it’s done quickly, an advantage of the GIF. The format creator is on record calling it a jiff. If you go to the gym and see Jim but do a jig at your gig, then what? Here’s why…