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if you tear a twenty dollar bill in half it should become two ten dollar bills. PLEASE put me in charge of the mint please please please please please
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Last Candle Lit Against the Dark for @mechanicalriddle !
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#multiple (two)- samantha and a modern one#my mum would sew their dresses and try to make the catalogue stuff#i think she still has it all#she got into it more than i did i think#got herself two dolls later in life though i don't think she makes them anything anymore
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for both artfight and Forge of Wonders Character of the Month; Mask of Golden Lies for @angelasasserart, with my own Grave Goods Gardener. i also wrote their romance novel back blurb:
Forbidden Fruit Mask of Golden Lies is an expert at his trade- a cunning manipulator, courtier, and killer, all in the name of his mistress, the Lover. Nearly assassinated and thrown to his death, Mask's luck comes through when he is found by a strange woman, the Grave Goods Gardener. Though he never sees her face beneath the stark cow skull that hides her face, she brings him home and nurses him back to health, and he finds himself growing curious at her isolated farm life, dutifully growing crops and giving sustenance to the dead. Mask is anxious to return to his own duties, for he's sure his mistress will be irked by his failure, and he wonders if this Gardener could be a tool he could bring his lady to make up for it. Though she keeps her head down, she's a woman of power and skill, and the Lover would find use for her.
But Gardener's fruit, grown and tended to soothe the fears of lost ghosts, begins to work its magic on Mask as well. Though he's used to playing the games of the wealthy and powerful, he begins to wonder if a life of calm, serene freedom might be more alluring than the life he lost...
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and artfights i received this year! Blade was so popular, as he deserves~~
Glittering Blade by atlanxic Glittering Bladeby @angelasasserart Glittering Bladeby @brizybot Ledaal Zyden by @dailydungeondelves
#artfight#commissioned#not really but that's the tag#tales from the jade road#the spear of heaven#dragon-blood yeaaaaarrrrr fuck yes
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artfight attacks of the year:
Selma for @brizybot Sasha for knifecat Shadow for @dailydungeondelves
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Collection of exit and fire safety signs
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working on creating a wondrous crystal-and-brass humanoid armature for my uplifted dog to interact with polite society. also working on uplifting my dog; also working on getting a dog to uplift.
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Teef dice? Teef dice.

Want to get your hands on a set of ceramic teeth dice? Is it legal to accept payment in teeth? Regardless, they roll out August 1st at 6pm ET.
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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason
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My first Attacks for Art Fight 2025! I'm using this year to practice emotes and chibis since my time for it is short while I work on completely clearing out the SRS bizness art queue so I can focus on studying for my A+ certification.
First up, we have @kessinder's Hesper, a Twilight Caste from the Exalted setting with a most pleasing color scheme for my sensibilities.
Next is @shiftingpath's Glittering Blade, who I could not resist makeing a flirt emote for. ;-*. Also from the Exalted TTRPG setting.
(Why, yes, many of these will likely be for Exalted because I am very, very bias. Show me all your Exalted characters!)
FIGHT ME, if you dare! My AF profile. (Only now realizing I forgot the word 'art' at the end of my username in the vid. P_P My username there is 'angelasasserart' and not 'angelasasser'. Will have to fix this for future timelapse vids!)
Timelapses for the curious:
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The haters are trying to put a cup over me
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killed penn but then teller climbed on his back and resurrected him how the fuck do you deal with that. theyre teleporting and shooting light beams
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classic wuxia move is someone lunges directly at you with their sword or spear and you fling yourself directly backwards away from it and then the two of you glide through the air in slow motion for like twenty meters with the point of the blade fixed six inches from your chest the entire time, uh until you hit a wall or spin up into the air or a third party intervenes I mean I don't know what happens if you pull the move-backwards-in-a-straight-line trick in an open area, do the two of you just keep scrolling across the landscape indefinitely?
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fight fight fight
#aesthetically i would prefer crystals#but i choose opposite the majority of friends so here we are!
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
#i get chosen by the dragon a lot because i have a stick#the only things dragons like more than sticks are babies and chairs
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Sidereals: They’re Gay and They Live in Heaven
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