dracula-enthusiast

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am i the only one who's kind of tired of games that try to go for a very realistic style. like stop it, there's no point in rendering pores. get a visual identity or fuck off

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better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

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many of you have uncles that died tragically

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At the laundromat

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

[dracula-enthusiast]

 “ Bram Stoker’s Dracula, First Edition, 1897 Published in Westminster by the Archibald Constable and Company ”

[dracula-enthusiast]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[dracula-enthusiast]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

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opening my eyes to the potential of calling popular nothingships between two interchangeable men jakey4jakey

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That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣

[dracula-enthusiast]

i wasnt properly socialized as a puppy and it shows sometimes

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[dracula-enthusiast]

having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that