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Americans be like: My grandpa 馃槧馃槧馃槧 served in the Korean War 馃槧馃槧馃槧 and killed 9 people 馃槧馃槧馃槧 to fund his college degree in clownery 馃槧馃槧馃槧 Respect him or leave the country 馃槨馃槨馃槨馃が馃が馃が
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I'm begging people to commission me, I really need to start saving up some pocket change
I'm limited to mlp, animals, and creatures in an overly cartoony style that can also look incredibly stiff at times lol. I just can't draw people. I don't do shading or lining, and no NSFW. It takes a few days to a week to complete a drawing, any longer and I'll let you know. Venmo and Cashapp only in USD. I am 100% willing to negotiate prices if needed.
Head/bust - $10
Full body - $14
Head color - $18
Full body color - $22
Backgrounds are limited to just colors and patterns, $2 for each color you want and $4 for any pattern/design
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Got bored and drew Fredbear and Bonnie as ponies. Gonna go nap or smth. Might do more, who knows lol.
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Mlp mer-pony oc concept
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Please, just a crumb of fluff... Please
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If pokemon was reanimated to be exactly like the manga/games I would be all over that shit.
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GONNA FUCKING CRY B///KSHIPPING WAS JUST SUGGESTED TO ME IM GONNA KMS MYSELF RN GOD WHY
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Petition to change hardenshipping to explosiveshipping
#harden#hardenshipping#explosiveshipping#sounds better#like rlly?#or obsidianshipping#cause minecraft#lol#im not funny#gayass#god damn it
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Fuckin uuuuh Gallery Piece by Of Montreal makes me think of Lysandre and Sycamore inna weird way
#gay gay homosexual gay#I can also think of a few other songs that give me them vibes too#but I'm not sure how well the lyrics really suit them#big shrug#perfectworldshipping#lysandre#professor sycamore#pokemon#I rlly need to finish Pokemon Y#I've got two to three songs that wiggle my brain folds into thinking about these two
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Lamao accidentally read an angry fix without checking for the hurt/comfort tag ahaha 馃ぃ
#god damn it#this is a cry for help#not really#i prommy#I read the trigger warnings and everything#im my own worst enemy#brocken#crying dhmu#only the real ones know#i think im abusing the tags
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Heh heh, guess who's got a therapy appointment tomorrow with da ones therapist?!
THIS GUY!
Also might be getting psych evaluated (Idk if that's the correct term) the day after so that's cool.
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Bro I'm kicking my feet and twirling my hair rn this is perfect 馃槶馃挏
@sheetghostwithbones I made my own detailed explanation on how a monster in Paris Bowuigi AU would work.
So, Luigi is, of course, Lucille. He has lived in this world his entire life. He works as a popular performer at a Sarasaland hotel. He's kinda been sheltered his whole life and doesn't know much about the world outside of Sarasaland. (Guess who the commissioner's gonna be.)
Mario is Raoul. He's protective over his younger brother and very rarely leaves him home alone. Peach is Emile. She's visiting and staying at the hotel that Luigi works at. She is also not a Princess in this one.
On to the actual story. So, Peach, on her first night of staying at the hotel, breaks something of Luigi's. It's something he needs for his show later that night. Turns out it comes from the Koopa Kingdom. Mario is pissed, but Luigi's super apologetic. "No, I don't actually need it! Please don't go get another one!" But Mario drags Peach around to get another one anyway.
Cut to a couple hours later, Mario and Peach are still goofing off wherever they are and it's time for Luigi's show. He goes on and realizes that the princess, Daisy, is in the audience. He does his best and after the show Daisy gives him a bouquet.
Meanwhile, Mario and Peach are in a bit of a pickle. They got the thing, but now there's a big dragon turtle after them. They (finally) get back to the hotel, and agree not to tell Luigi about what they saw that night.
(Scene where a couple toads get spooked by Bowser.)
Anyway, the spooking of random people keeps happening. Peach decides she's gonna stay a little longer until she can get this figured out. Luigi has a date with Daisy. Well, not technically a date, but he's pretty sure it's a date. Mario's excited for him. Luigi insists that he go on his own. Mario's not as excited for him.
On his way out, Luigi sees a poster talking about how there is a monster and not to go out at night. Oh, how Luigi wishes he'd let Mario come with him. Anyway, he goes on his (not) date with Daisy.
Peach is traumatized from that night and starts writing about it in her diary. Mario is bored so comes to her room. She starts venting to him about how they were such idiots and should've never gone to the Koopa Kingdom. Just then a room service person walks in.
So, they talk to one of Daisy's advisors. The advisor says that as long as they keep quiet until the princess turns into the queen, they don't go to jail.
Luigi returns home from his date with no Mario or Peach in sight. That's odd. Luigi starts to worry about, what if the monster got them? In his dressing room, he is vigorously combing through his hair to get all the stress out.
Just then he hears a knock on the door. That must be Mario! He throws open the door to outside but there seems to be nothing there, aside from a few discarded Koopa shells. And one seems to be a lot bigger then the others. He slowly walks towards it when it starts moving.
A giant monster stands up before him. He faints. It catches him. Luigi slowly comes to and sees this giant monster holding him. He chooses flight.
He runs back into the hotel and locks the door. He's just like, holy heck, this can't be happening. He hears something from outside. It sounds like, singing? What in the what now?
(It's whatever Jack Black's song is gonna be in the movie, but sad.) Luigi is really likes this voice. Like, it sounds so handsome! He opens the door and walks over to the monster, holding out a hand for it. He's shaking like crazy but is trying to hide it.
"H-hi, m-my name's Luigi. P-please don't hurt me..."
"I'm Bowser, nice to meet you." So, like, Bowser's super proper in this and is like, an absolute gentleman.
Luigi's still kinda freaking out that he brought a... thing into his dressing room.
So, remember the thing that Peach broke earlier? That was, 1, an instrument, 2, Bowser's. So Bowser's instantly like, "hey, that's my instrument! Why do you have my instrument?"
And Luigi's like, "here, you can have it back, I really don't need it, it was Mario's idea anyway!"
But Bowser wants to hear Luigi play it, see if he's any good. Luigi's decent at it so Bowser gives him some tips. Luigi feels likes he's walking a fine line between death and not death. So when Bowser asks to play it in the show tonight, he agrees no hesitation.
Finally, Mario and Peach arrive just before the show starts, so they don't have time to check in on Luigi before hand. Curtains open and to everyone's surprise, there are two people on stage. Luigi and a mysterious stranger (who is like, 8 feet tall, but no one questions it).
"Uh, hi, everybody!" Luigi says. "As you can tell, there has been a last minute addition to the show! This is mister Bowser and he is a professional at the instrument! Um, let's get the show started! Yay..."
So the night goes down without a hitch and towards the end (just to show off), Bowser grabs Luigi while he's playing the instrument. Luigi goes into panic with a little bit of gay.
After the show, Mario and Peach come to congratulate them. Then they relize that Bowser's the monster. They don't want to scare Luigi, so they are just like, "weege, why don't you come down and come with us! I'm sure Bowser won't mind!"
"But Bowser wouldn't like that, I don't think. He might even get angry!" Luigi says, trying to hint that he knows this is dangerous but this could get even more dangerous.
So they go back and forth for a while until Bowser has had enough.
"You fools relize I'm right here, right? And that I can hear you, right?" (Wow, this is getting long.)
So, quick fire round! L thinks B's kinda cute and wants him to stay even though B really has no reason to. P&M go to a press conference held by D about the monster. D says they should kill it. P&M don't like that because L will be sad. They decide, yet again, don't tell L. Some guards come to the hotel to search for the monster but L&B get the slip on them. L finds that they should move somewhere else.
Two weeks later, it's D's ascension to the thrown. L is at the event and has set up a secret plan with B to get people to not be terrified. The plan is that B kidnaps L during the show then they show up a week later being like, "Yeah, we're boyfriends." But as they're escaping M&P&D all want to stop them because they don't know it's staged. M&P don't want kill B, they just want to throw him in prison, but D wants to straight up murder him.
They chase onto Sarasaland's castle (does Sarasaland even have a castle?). D powers up and POOFS B. L is heartbroken. D gets put on a regency plan so that she doesn't murder the rest of the kingdoms monarchs. M&L finally tell each other everything they've been hiding from each other. L's still sad.
He goes to his dressing room and gets sad at the instrument. He goes on the stage and is sad. He's sad, to say the least.
It's the night of the first show after, you know. L can't think straight, let alone sing. Just then he hears a knock on the door. He goes to open it and it's B! Holy heck, how did he get here? Well, Kamek pulled a Kamek and poofed him outta there before he died. L's just glad he's alright. They play the instrument and sing into the night.
The end.
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WAIT HOLY SHIT
MONSTER IN PARIS AU
#bowigi#FUCK#my brain wont stop doing stuff 馃槶#make it stop#pain#jfc dude#just trying to watch wendigoon anf then BAM#brain: hey! what if this!#me: stop pls omg
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Beauty and the Beast au is wonderful and perfect for bowuigi, but now im thinking about, like, the other Disney princesses. LIKE CINDERELLA.
So, like, its like, Bowser is hosting a birthday party for jr or smth (I could flesh this out later if I wanted too) and Peach and Mario and Luigi are invited because every one from every kingdom is invited to celebrate jrs squishy face. So peach helps luigi get dressed up cause they're besties 馃拝馃徎 and MARIO IS NOT AN ASSHOLE STOP IT 馃棡
So, they go to the party and bowser and luigi meet up and dance and kinda just hang out and chill, something happens idk, and luigi has to leave quickly
Glass slipper comes off
and because luigi was all dressed up bowser couldn't tell that it was him and so he has his turtle team go and find who fits the slipper, they find luigi and peach confirms it was him that night (best wing woman) yadda yadda yadda
Then they kiss and get married, The End 馃挏
Goodnight children, go to bed or smth
#bowigi#gay gay homosexual gay#cinderella#bowser x luigi#god damn it#brain hurts#im gonna go make a sandwhich#fairy tail#i guess maybe the slippers wouldnt actually be glass because in the og story they were gold but also like this can be whatever you wanna be#so idk#ill get to the other princesses too dont worry#馃槇#hee hee#im actually histerical rn and struggling to type#also broke a nail#not related just felt like trauma dumping on yall 馃檮馃拝馃徎
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Kay so I saw this post by @sheetghostwithbones
and I just had to draw Bowser in a wedding dress. Lets face it, the man deserves it
#bowser#bowigi#bowluigi#luigi#bowser x luigi#super mario#art#THE TALENT THAT ARTISTS HAVE#Look how cute theu are 馃槩#AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Y'all are all like "oh luigi in a dress" for bowuigi wedding and that's cute.
But, consider...
Bowser in a wedding dress.
#bowser x luigi#bowuigi#bowluigi#bowigi#luigi x bowser#just think about it#a big ball gown all flowey and shit#like I like luigi in a dress#he absolutely slays#but also#big big monster dilf in dress#AND JR IN A LITTLE FLOWER-GIRL DRESS???#is thag going to far?#am i asking too much?
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