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aziraphale’s mad at crowley for some reason so he starts blessing everything in sight

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2 years in the making! 

I saved myself from an abandonment situation by trying to tie everything up in an intense hours long keyboard smashing session, it honestly feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders, whew!

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If you’re “Asexual” then you shouldn’t be making sex jokes

I make sex jokes because sex is a joke

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A disenchanted Peter tears down the very stage production he had been so proud of just hours ago.

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reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

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I see a lot of talk about how Sam’s only temptation from the Ring was a giant garden, and while it is true that he wanted to turn mordor into a garden (because, yes, he is very sweet that way), saying it was his only temptation is complete and utter “Sam’s Imaginary Flaming Sword” ERASURE

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Mr Gaiman when are you going to admit Crowley is your self insert

I’m not quite sure how a character can be a self insert when the things that make them like you were all inserted by someone else.

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Sally returns to her newly-former high school so she can begin to make things right.

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i mean this in the kindest way possible, but a discord vent channel is not a suicide hotline. it’s not a crisis line. it’s not therapy.

obviously leaning on your friends for support is a very good thing to do, but you’ve really really gotta use your judgment & decide what issues your friends will be able to handle & what is best left to those with proper training. i’ve seen way too many instances during my online life where someone has taken an extremely serious or dangerous situation to a fandom chat server & absolutely no one there had the qualifications to handle it appropriately. in mental health crises or situations of domestic violence or abuse, bad advice can have massive consequences. i really cannot emphasize that enough. yes, ofc your friends have only the best intentions & want to help you, but they are usually not trained to handle these sorts of situations & may unintentionally tell you to do something that will make the situation worse.

pls, for your safety & well-being, treat the vent channel only as what it was intended to be: a place to vent your frustrations during a challenging day or in a stressful situation. but do not rely on it for crisis management. you gotta leave that to the experts.

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movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but just the memes

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The boy stood up from his seat as quietly as possible, making sure not to let the stool’s feet drag on the wooden floor, yet the movement sounded large in the silence left behind. That was when he finally noticed Hope and Reverend J. “Hello,” he said. “Is it...okay for me to be here?” While he was playing the pipe organ, haloed by the filtered light from the stained glass windows, he looked like a miracle. Now though, standing there in an oversized hoodie, he was back to being the shy boy Hope had locked gazes with last evening, shuffling his quiet steps down the far aisle of the chapel, too polite to interrupt choir rehearsal yet too curious to walk away. Hope, too, was curious. But she wasn’t so overly-polite as to keep herself from blurting out, “That was the most awesome and impressive organ playing I’ve heard in my life.”

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i think im overqualified for this position

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Work Summary

Din/f!Reader | Rated T | 18K words | Adventure, Mid-Season 2 (mostly canon compliant)

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The long shadow cast by the Galactic Civil War meant that peace was still a lofty dream for many. Entire civilizations had been pushed to the brink of extinction under Imperial rule, and everyone is taking different paths to deal with the fallout.

In a city of smog, you attempt to find meaning and purpose by joining a former Jedi in her vigilante crusade.

To keep jadedness at bay, a Rebel-turned-cop diligently investigates criminal activity in his Outer Rim precinct.

From shady taverns to bustling ports, a band of pragmatic dreamers plot to reclaim a legendary heirloom, and with it, a chance at reuniting their scattered diaspora for a long-awaited homecoming.

The most lasting damage left behind by the war is the distrust and misinformation that divided people and made them unwilling to stand alongside one another to rebuild their homes again.

Perhaps the kind of inspiration they need would have to come from an outsider with a unique perspective on love, loss, and personal sacrifice.

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queen songs as john mulaney quotes (pt. 2)

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We Will Rock You

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We Are the Champions

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Somebody to Love

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I’m In Love With My Car

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These Are the Days of Our Lives

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Keep Yourself Alive

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Seven Seas of Rhye

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Do you consider fanfiction legitimate writing?

I won the 2004 Hugo Award for Best Short Story for an H. P. Lovecraft /Arthur Conan Doyle mashup fiction, so fanfiction had better be legitimate, because I'm not giving the Hugo back.

Or the 20O5 Locus Award for Best Novelette. I'm not giving that back either.