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At one point he shows up to fight sand man, who is robbing the bank
Spiderman: “Sandy Man! Im here to… im here to stop you!”
Sand man: “Spidoi Man! Well i- are you alright? You look tired”
We need a show about Spiderman being a single father.
Not because he’s divorced, because that happened like 12 times in the comics we’re all bored of it
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We need a show about Spiderman being a single father.
Not because he’s divorced, because that happened like 12 times in the comics we’re all bored of it
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A lot of y’all aren’t willing to admit the snyderverse sucked
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Arcane fans will say “Jayce was so evil for what he did! May he burn in hell!” And then simp Ambessa
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Nothing is gonna take away your self esteem as fast as hearing a video of yourself laughing
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You’re telling me now I gotta pronouns words too? Damn liberals
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Star Wars should have a musical.
And I’m not talking about a broadway adaptation of a new hope, like brand new characters with their own plot, and it’s a musical.
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Very important question does anybody know if tumble bans saying “kys” to someone?
“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit
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They can try.
“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit
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“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit
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Why am I getting so much dream smp stuff on my fyp I’m not one of you I’m normal please
It’s all recent too, like idk if it’d be better or worse if it was old stuff but it’s not
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Now that Donald Trump has been elected, here are my predictions for his term:
- Michigan stadium will be converted into a battle arena, every year representatives of queer minorities will gather in the arena and compete in a hunger games style tournament, the winner will be allowed to have their human rights for that year.
- The “protect free speech” act will be enacted, allowing the police to shoot anyone who says “cis” on sight.
- After the first year, Trump will sell the country to Elon Musk, who will rename it to Y
- The Costco hotdog will have its price increased to 1.69$
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She jredder on my jedder till I so queerious
@flubelro @crayonnthief @shadesthemothman
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By far the WORST take ive heard recently is “the Joker 2 movie was doomed to be terrible, its a musical about a DC villain”
COWARDS ALL!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy the Jokes was BORN for broadway
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My brother’s plot synopsis of Toby Maguire’s Spiderman 2:
"i don't love you, i'm sorry we can't be together but i'll always be your frie-"
mj: "ok, right. so i need you to kiss me."
Spiderman: “wh- mj! did you not hear what i just said!"
mj: "yeah but i just need you to do it once"
Spiderman: "??!! no! what!"
mj: "just once really fast, you won't even notice it."
Spiderman: "what??!!"
mj: "but it has to be with tongue or else it won't work.👍”
Spiderman:"MJ!"
a fucking car: "🚗🚗🚗🚗"
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Me turning to my friend: I hope they play hot to go!
The captain of the ship: Argh that be the siren’s song!!!!!!
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