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Very important question does anybody know if tumble bans saying “kys” to someone?

“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit

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They can try.

“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit

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“As a child I yearned for the mines” yeah guys we are so back we are so fucking back it’s not even funny this movie this movie is awakening my childlike love of nonsensical bullshit

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Why am I getting so much dream smp stuff on my fyp I’m not one of you I’m normal please

It’s all recent too, like idk if it’d be better or worse if it was old stuff but it’s not

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Now that Donald Trump has been elected, here are my predictions for his term:

- Michigan stadium will be converted into a battle arena, every year representatives of queer minorities will gather in the arena and compete in a hunger games style tournament, the winner will be allowed to have their human rights for that year.

- The “protect free speech” act will be enacted, allowing the police to shoot anyone who says “cis” on sight.

- After the first year, Trump will sell the country to Elon Musk, who will rename it to Y

- The Costco hotdog will have its price increased to 1.69$

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4,005,679 unique posts remain

She jredder on my jedder till I so queerious

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By far the WORST take ive heard recently is “the Joker 2 movie was doomed to be terrible, its a musical about a DC villain”

COWARDS ALL!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy the Jokes was BORN for broadway

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My brother’s plot synopsis of Toby Maguire’s Spiderman 2:

"i don't love you, i'm sorry we can't be together but i'll always be your frie-"

mj: "ok, right. so i need you to kiss me."

Spiderman: “wh- mj! did you not hear what i just said!"

mj: "yeah but i just need you to do it once"

Spiderman: "??!! no! what!"

mj: "just once really fast, you won't even notice it."

Spiderman: "what??!!"

mj: "but it has to be with tongue or else it won't work.👍”

Spiderman："MJ！"

a fucking car: "🚗🚗🚗🚗"

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Me turning to my friend: I hope they play hot to go!

The captain of the ship: Argh that be the siren’s song!!!!!!

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The hate train for the Harry Potter series and JK Rowling has long since fallen out of fashion, but after talking about the books yesterday with my dad, i feel like i had to put my thoughts on one of my biggest and stupidest pet peeves with the series SOMEWHERE, and Tumblr seems like a sufficient void to scream into.

Who designed quidditch? It’s awful

We have a bunch of people riding in the air on brooms. Okay, playing in more than two dimensions is definitely exciting, so props on that. Most of the players are assigned to try to throw a red ball through some hoops, and if they get it through they get 10 points for their team. Don’t know why the points are all in multiples of ten, that seems like an unnecessary extra step, but alright. Two people on each team are given bats and told to bat around this living, sentient ball that wants to hit the players. They’re meant to protect their team while also hitting the ball so that it’ll hit the other team. Okay it’s getting violent but considering the excessive violence in the rest of the series it makes sense, and it keeps things interesting so whatever. Then each team has one guy whos job it is to catch a little golden ball. If they catch it, the game ends, and their team gets 150 points iirc. Boom. Everything we’ve just established is now completely pointless.

Remembering that all points are in multiples of ten for some reason, that means this little golden ball gives the catcher 15 points. That means in order to have any chance of winning, the other team would have to be completely dominating and scoring every point for 15 consecutive rounds. That’s never happening. Not even with the best team in the entire world. Whoever catches that ball wins, end of story.

And dont tell me “oh a lot of matches can take multiple weeks for anyone to catch the ball so it gets less important the longer the game goes on!” That is, with what little respect Rowling still has due, complete bullshit. The main character catches that thing within the first 5 minutes of the game every time, and thats just because he has “talent”. There’s no possible way professional players take multiple days to find this stupid golden ball in a huge empty field when this 11 year old kid who is weirdly good at the game for his age can find it that fast.

I know, with all the slew of problems these books have, with all the hateful messaging, plot holes and generally shitty worldbuilding, this problem is very minor and pointless, but it irks me so.

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My girlfriend about to come out as a Druid to me: babe would you still love me if I was a worm?

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You’re having a better time than me, friend. With the newer updates most of the servers are nearly full so my shitass 15 year old computer cant handle the game for more than 10 minutes before crashing

The worst thing in the world is being part of a fandom that doesn’t exist. Ain’t nobody heard of WynnCraft and that sucks

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Hello, I’m a DM for my schools DND group. How does one write a campaign? I have an idea, but I don’t know how to make it happen. Any tips?

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Yes, this applies to the Minecraft movie as well. In this special case, it’s not that deep guys

I think what fans of the Lotr, avatar, and especially Star Wars fail to realize about the shows they hate that “ruin the original story�� is that if the Rings of Power for example was a fanfiction on ao3 you would think “huh i didnt really like that all that much” and move on with your life. And what is a show/movie made by someone other than the original creature but a fanfiction with a budget?

I love Star Wars things like rebels, rogue one and visions but i know that some people would prefer they not be in the Star Wars canon. But you can decide what the Star Wars canon is to YOU. Don’t like anything Disney made? Ignore it. Want to ignore the og trilogy and write an alternate ending to the prequels? Who’s gonna stop you? The Star Wars police?

Enjoy art the way you want, not the way some studio executives want, and definitely not the way some 30 year old “they made Lotr woke!” Guy on the internet wants

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Thinking back on it the craziest thing about Arcane to me was a random dude will show up in a cave and be like “I’m the monster maker I turn people into monsters” and get 2 minutes of screen time and you’ll find like 30 video essays talking about how he’s the perfect representation of the extremities the poor must put themselves through

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To (mostly) quote Winston Churchill, if you were my wife, id poison your coffee.

But not enough to kill you, no. Not enough to even cause you any pain or discomfort. But enough for you to slowly build an immunity to the poison. And then id move on to another poison. I would continue to build you up until you were unkillable. Then with your newfound strength we would rule the world.

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If you like any of these bands, you’re not a true hater, get outa here