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Appreciation post with every single Taylor Room I've done so far! 💛💜❤️🩵🩷🩶🤎💙🤍

The Taylor Swift Room and the Reputation Room won't be done until we have their Taylor's Version re-release (it would only be fair!).

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hello gorgeous, gorgeous people of tumblr, i need a massive favour: does any of you know the name of this steddyhands fanfic?

it's about izzy being a bit of a dick to the crew (due to being fucking traumatized) and stede basically sentencing him to be punished. this leads izzy to a spiral in which he ends up thinking that stede is going to wreck him the fuck up, but stede just basically gentle-doms the fuck out of him making izzy service him until he's really down into subspace.

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Theon & Robb Master list 1

the heart that you call home - embellished M,3k

Summary: Robb is fifteen and freaking out over the possibility that he might be gay. Theon tries to help, and fails spectacularly (until he doesn't).

this is my winter song to you, the storm is coming soon - embellished T,4k

Summary: Robb brings Theon to his family's Christmas celebrations. Edmure thinks they're just mates, so assumes it's cool if he starts flirting shamelessly with Theon. Theon goes with it, Robb gets jealous, and Cat spends the day side-eyeing her little brother.

the things i've done, you'll never know - xylodemon E,1k

Summary: He lets his hand linger in Robb's hair too long, his palm pressed to the shell of Robb's ear; he tries to deflect the dark look in Robb's eyes with a laugh, the sound thin and hollow and false between them, but Robb catches him as he starts to pull away, wrapping his fingers over the back of Theon's hand, brushing his thumb along the inside of Theon's wrist. They've been here before, this strange place that itches at something under Theon's skin, that tugs on the hair at the back of Theon's neck; he has always made himself turn away from it -- because Robb is dearer to him that his own brothers ever were, because Robb is the closest thing he has ever had to a friend -- but Robb's grip is stronger than iron tonight, and his mouth is parted slightly, just enough that Theon can see the wet pink of his tongue.

I want to hold your hand - janie_tangerine E,909

Summary: Where Theon isn't exactly subtle about some things he wants and Robb has no issue indulging him.

if you go to Winterfell (be sure to wear some flowers in your hair) -  janie_tangerine E,9k

Summary: "I’ve heard about here for half of my life and I always thought I’d like it better than at home", Theon says."Then – stuff happened and I figured that maybe I should just stop thinking about it and – doing it. And – well. I took a ship and here I am.”

“Hey, the don’t dream it, be it is a perfectly good philosophy of life," Robb answers, trying to stop himself from grinning openly. "Actually, it’s the philosophy of life around here, as far as I’m concerned.”

Or: where Winterfell is a commune during the seventies and there's nothing Theon wants more than to go live there. When he actually does, it turns out to be the best idea he ever had.

to bandage your wounds with the salt on my tongue - janie_tangerine T,1k

Summary: Theon comes back from Pyke ill; Robb tends to him.

Sins and Blood, I'll wash them away with my love - Maharetchan E,740

Summary: Theon betrayed his family for him, Robb tends to his wounds.

slowly, softly - xylodemon T,230

Summary: Theon stretches a little, tipping his head back against Robb's shoulder, his hair tickling Robb's jaw, and Robb strokes his hand down Theon's arm, slides it over the curve of Theon's hip.

don't look back - janie_tangerine T,1k

Summary: Where Theon sides with Robb instead of his father.

In His Chambers - Evax3 E, 4k

Summary: After the battle of Casterly Rock, Robb makes a decision.

a bloody oven - vkor N/A, 812

Summary: “Its ok, you’re like a bloody oven.” Theon smiled quietly, nestling into Robb further.

Robb felt every breath that Theon took, and was silently thankful for this moment, just like he always was.

Those Three Words - Evax3 M, 3k

Summary: What if the War of the Five Kings had turned out exactly like they'd planned...

With the world finally at peace, the King in North and the Prince of the Iron Islands allow themselves a few days of rest and meet in a secret cottage near Moat Cailin to share some quality time.

your heart (is the only place that i call home) - saltywench E, 2k

Summary: After ditching the Oscars after-party, Robb makes up for the praise and congratulations Theon will miss out on.

all along me i can hear you - oceaniads T, 6k

Summary: When Balon Greyjoy dies while Robb's army is still in Riverrun, Theon is sent to negotiate with his sister, the self-proclaimed Lady Reaper of Pyke, Asha Greyjoy—both to get Robb a fleet and to get himself on the Seastone Chair.

Things don't go exactly as planned. Robb tries to pick up the pieces, but it's no easy job when Theon can't even hold his gaze for long.

Fleeting, A Moment - Lycorim G, 1k

Summary: Years after the war comes to a close, a king takes his lover to the sea, places a crown upon his head, and binds their hands fast in union. They both know it means nothing. They pretend it doesn't.

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one asoiaf think I would k1LL like to see is Robb discovering that Jon is a bit older than him (tower of joy shenanigans) and going berserk about it and having to remark at every possible opportunity that no matter the dates, he's THE older brother and all of the rest are his BABY bothers that HE'LL PROTECT because he's the ELDEST and—

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now that everyone over on TikTok is finally bashing J. K. Rowling for her atrocious world building, finally realizing that Harry Potter was never that good™ (coming from an ex-Harry Potter fan), I wanna address one of the dumbest storytelling decisions ever.

so in Harry Potter we've got this thing where, towards the second half, we discover that the Ministry of Magic is a broken, obsolete system that has been corrupt for years, right? not only they are generally terrible (given that they have literal death-eaters hired), but they've specifically targeted Harry personally thorough the whole story. right? we agree? we agree.

so In Harry Potter there's also this going bit where the teachers of Defence Against the Dark Arts never get through one year of teaching, right? they end up dead, or fired due to loosing their memory/being a werewolf/being A WHOLE OTHER WEIRDO IMPERSONATING THE ACTUAL TEACHER (you know, things that usually happen) but we know they never last. we agree, right? we agree.

so, and I am talking about this as someone who merely enjoys reading: are you telling me, SERIOUSLY, that the MAIN CHARACTER who's perpetually linked to the profession of DATDA teacher, who's beaten the apparently most dangerous, dark and evil wizard TWICE, who can quite easily cast one of the most powerful spells to repel dark magic and COULD TEACH other people to do it… CHOSE TO BE A MAGIC COP??????

it wrote itself, J.K., IT WROTE ITSELF! in terms of storytelling, it was literally spelled out loud: NO ONE CAN DO THE JOB, WHO'S GOING TO DO, IT IF NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER WHO HAS REPEATEDLY SHOWED BEING THE MOST CAPACITATED PERSON TO DO IT?

i get that there's this whole thing about subverting expectations and yadadada, but seriously it's like writers were not taking their job seriously, imagine if in Game of Thrones it was Arya who killed the Night King… oh.

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on the same fashion, does anyone in the jonerys fandom has any recs? especifically with modern AUs, i love them modern AUs of those two. my all-time favorite is “silent shadows” by magali_dragon, and i was hoping to find something similar vibes :p

calling all the braime shippers to recommend me their favorite fanfics. PLEASE it's a fucking NEED you guys. send me the best ones, the long ones. the ones i can send into my kindle and read until my eyes are literally melting into the screen it's a fucking MUST for me tonight. modern AUs, canon divergence, just whatever you fancy with pining, with fluff with EVERYTHING guys I'M DESPERATE

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calling all the braime shippers to recommend me their favorite fanfics. PLEASE it's a fucking NEED you guys. send me the best ones, the long ones. the ones i can send into my kindle and read until my eyes are literally melting into the screen it's a fucking MUST for me tonight. modern AUs, canon divergence, just whatever you fancy with pining, with fluff with EVERYTHING guys I'M DESPERATE

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if there's one thing that the entire ASOIAF fandom agrees on, it's that Rickon Stark will always be the tallest of his siblings. like, in every single fanart and fanfic where the Starks are all grown up and happy, tiny little Rickon always ends up being the tallest, even more than Robb or Jon, and I love that for him :)

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crazy rant about something that's been rotting my brain, but if D&D really wanted to cut the show short, why didn't they let the Night King win?

i am definitely not one for nihilistic, sad and everything bad endings, but letting the Night King win would have been a much more majestic way to end up the show, or to at least cut it short until someone else wanted to take over. i'll explain, because probably nobody is agreeing with me, but that's what Tumblr is for.

first of all, i have to say that i fucking pray all the time for George R. R. Martin not to choose something like this as an ending for the books, because i do not think it truly goes with the full message of the story, but let's get going.

as far as i know, the whole deal with the show's ending it's that the writers wanted to do other stuff, and therefore stopped caring, doing stupid choices and blaming it on “subverting expectations”. however, if they truly wanted that… why didn't they let the evil win?

of course, it would have been the most unexpected choice, but also much easier for their lazy asses: most of the plots could have been let unfinished (because, well, you don't have much time to complete your character arc when there's a fucking ice zombie apocalypse) and the writers would only have to make sure that certain things remained making sense until the end. and by those things i mean people not respawning suddenly (ehem, the dothrakis) or teleporting from place to place.

only a bit more of information about the Night King would have been needed: put revenge as the motion of all of it, or better, make it seem like it is at first and show us the truth behind it. show how the Night King once was a victim of that famous “wheel” Daenerys once talked about: the children of the forest and the first men fought, and so they condemned the Night King forever, so now he wants to destroy the wheel. imagine he thinks of himself as a savior too: peace beyond the grave, every single soul united in one big will without no other intention to interfere.

imagine we learn how his plan has evolved: at first, he only wanted everyone to suffer the same cruel fate he once experimented. but then we discover how he came to learn to see a future after death. one that it's better, one that it is more fair. one without wars, or hunger, or pain, or even seasons to interfere: nothing more than a peaceful, long night.

we learn this through Bran, and we resonate with his motives thanks to Jon, through whom we discover that there's nothing after life if it's not for the Night King's plan.

some of our heroes' faith wavers, and maybe we even see some men and women willingly switch their sides, ergo, kill themselves. fighting to death for the aftermath to be totally empty? why not choose a peaceful, everlasting afterlife?

however, we see the strong will of most of the characters to remain alive: the freedom of one's soul and all the things that it brings us, such as love itself. they realize all the many reasons there are to, well, decide not to “live” as a meaningless zombie forever.

but at the end, no matter how much they fight, the white walkers take over the whole place, killing everyone and growing in number. some lose their will and let themselves die, some fight to the end, but the Long Night comes and nothing but snow is left behind.

in my version of these events, only the dragons survive (maybe someone might think about some characters making it out, and it could be cool, but in my version all of them die). with ice symbolizing death and fire life, they are the only remaining beings full of it to escape the doom. Rhaegal, Viserion and Drogon arrive Essos, where people are confused about the radio silence from Westeros. after many years, some of Essos' most curious minds decide to explore what happened, possibly even sending grayscale infected as test drives, confused about why the dragons do not want to travel back to Westeros.

like that, the Song of Ice and Fire is told to the following generations: a story about a war between life and death where unfortunately the latter stressed on its inevitability. “Valar Morghulis” or “all men must die” it's repeated more than ever, gaining a new meaning when people popularize newer doctrines where it is key to accept death as part of live. at the end of the day, if they remain uncertain of the consequences of not embracing it, they can always visit the ruins of the forgotten continent of Westeros to see the undeath roaming the land.

well this was just a silly little idea, to be honest, so don't mind me too much. however, even this stupidity would have made more sense that the actual Game of Thrones ending. i feel it would have been cool to see sacrifices such as people deciding to “stay behind” to burn the bodies and ensure their loved ones didn't turn into white walkers, risking themselves to become “others” as well. it would have also been great to see the last images of Westeros be the Essosi people arriving to a frozen landscape. maybe the only survivors could have been some remaining children of the forest.

at the end, it all would have been more cathartic. no less controversial than the actual ending, but i feel like it would have made more sense? i don't know, i just hope you all like the idea, or at least that you find it interesting!

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the last seasons of game of thrones are crazy, because the real davos seaworth would have tucked theon greyjoy into a burrito blanket and would have never let anyone without clear intentions come too close to his newly adopted traumatized child

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my little fic masterlist ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

a song of ice and fire/ game of thrones

grieving for the living (but I don't, I just sit here and wait) Jon Snow/ Tormund Giantsbane 18K (E) A very sick Jon Snow goes back home to try and get the divorce papers signed, but it doesn't go as planned

the only Heaven I'll be sent to, is when I'm alone with you (I was born sick, but I love it) Theon Greyjoy/Robb Stark 1K (E) Theon receives a call mid-sex from Sansa, who wants to know if a rumor about Robb is true

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Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tormund Giantsbane/Jon Snow Characters: Jon Snow, Tormund Giantsbane, Ghost | Jon Snow's Direwolf, Samwell Tarly, Lyanna Stark, Davos Seaworth, Edd Tollett Additional Tags: Getting Back Together, Post-Break Up, Post-Divorce, Tender Sex, Sickfic, Touch-Starved, Jon Snow Needs a Hug, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, the night's watch is an emergency service, it's very fucked up, jon is touch-starved as fuck, Idiots in Love, they just have a very gentle yet passionate relationship, Nurse Tormund Giantsbane, Soft Tormund Giantsbane, Protective Tormund Giantsbane, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Title from a Taylor Swift Song, no beta we die like men, Consensual Somnophilia Summary:

Jon knocks on his old apartment door, noticing the ring that’s still on his finger.

Gods, he’s way too sick for this.

or

Jon Snow is a high-fevered mess on his way to get his divorce papers signed, no matter how bad his heart aches to be held in Tormund Giantsbane arms again.

quickly sharing my very first fanfic on here :p