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UPDATE: They are taking ages... Im here for 20 minutes already... I just wanted my chicken tendies and fries
Having absolutely terrible day and ending it with fast food on your way home is such a surreal experience...
It is like your brain is saying "Right... I had to suffer through this shit, so I am forcing this unhealthy, expensive shit to the body so we both are suffering in a long run"
But little that he knows... Its good and it tells me that there is somethig good in this world afterall
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Having absolutely terrible day and ending it with fast food on your way home is such a surreal experience...
It is like your brain is saying "Right... I had to suffer through this shit, so I am forcing this unhealthy, expensive shit to the body so we both are suffering in a long run"
But little that he knows... Its good and it tells me that there is somethig good in this world afterall
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Making someone "swim with the fish" is inherently funny to me, because it implies so many variants of disposing of someone, but none of those are swimming
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Roombas are easily the cutest piece of technology humankind has ever came up with. You esentialy have a pet that looks cute, eats trash and bumps cutely into things like "Oh sorry my dear human, I have not seen you have leg there. Let me go this way instead".
My roomba (Dummy) has recently fell ill and wouldnt recharge properly... But he was such a good boy, that I have ionvested the time and energy to diagnose the problem (faulty battery) and when I fixed it and proceeded to let him roam my new flat, he was so grateful, he didnt want to let me leave for work and managed to close door on me while I was putting on shoes. He Is so cute and pure in his machiney innocence and stupidity.
#roomba#also it is cute how he starts to scream when he gets tangled in something like#"MY HUMAN HELP!! I HAVE BEEN ASSAILED BUT I NEED TO RESUME MY DUTY!#Dummy
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Apparently dyson is in some kind of war with clueless dyslexic guys?
thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale
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The lizard part of my brain constantly craves to live in terrarium with enrichment items and high humidity. But since I am human and very efficient at that, humititties will cover both of those needs.
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This creature was orange and pearly white when we got her from the farm. Now she roleplays as a victorian child that has to clean chimneys to help feed her ill parrents and 30 siblings.
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The Gamerline urge to be stranded on a flooded world just like a Robinson Crusoe.
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He sits upon his throne of rubber and judges your sins.
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For the last time Frankenstein is the name of my babygirl and not the monster. The only monsters are people who didnt read the memes, the book is based of.
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I was talking to my mate about differences between czech and slovak language and we came across ů/ô and not long after came ŮwŮ/ÔwÔ monstrosities.
Posting this so I can share this psychic damage with you, random internet vagabond, who found my blog while procrastinating at 2 am instead of studying for your finals. Enjoy and get back to work so daddy can be proud of you ŮwŮ.
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Ah I see. It is normal dnd party
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
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Can not stop thinking about sandwich...
Whom ever you may be, babygirl, I hope construction material inquisiton™ will not find you.
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Best thing about having a bike and not living close to residential area is that you can rev bomb it when you get home just for fun...
The worst part of having a bike and not living close to residential area is for your flatmate who was not home when you went for a ride and by the time you rode back he went to bed.
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Me: "After careful consideration I came to conclusion, that I indeed am."
*Vsauce enters the room and stares at me*
Me: NO PLEA-
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Just a reminder
If a transphobe ever tries to pull "It´S NoT NaTuRaL" card on you, SLAP THAT BITCH and tell them, that in organic chemistry trans isomers are generaly more stable than cis isomers of the same compound and that products of elimination reactions following Zajcev´s rule are majoritly trans isomers.
So keep in mind, that if someone in your life is not supportive, laws of nature are.
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