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i chose the road
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Leucistic Red-Tailed Hawk. We've named her Lucy for short. Sony A7IV, 200-600mm G
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READ RIGHT TO LEFT!!
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Iroh sleeping with his boys
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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
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You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.
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have you and a teacher ever had beef?
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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
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rewatching merlin is like: here's the softest most joyful person you've met. watch as the universe slowly breaks him down and forces him to lose all of his happiness, but still smile away softly so his best friend doesn't know...
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
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Candle clocks
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Wait I have another one sorry
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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
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*if you own a hybrid or electric prius, please choose Toyota. Same goes with all other applicable hybrid/ev models that are owned by a listed company. The EV category is for vehicles like the rivian or tesla, for which the parent companies specialize in electric vehicles.
**if you do not have a driver's license, but have access to a household car that ppl drive you around in, please vote as if that car is your car.
Also please reblog <3 I'm so sad about all my 6 vote polls T_T
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