schlockarama-blog
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trawling through the vhs wastelands. I love to watch trashy, schlocky, B grade flicks the cheesier the betterer, and if it's got zombies, nazis, heavy metal boof heads, punk rock deat beats, nerds, monster sharks or monster anything really, or Dolph Lundren in it i'll give it a crack. I will post a mirco review of the disater pieces I watch here on my schlocakarama blog. But I will also post related B movie guff and pictures on here - http://instagram.com/schlockarama and full flick reviews here http://085c3n3.com
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schlockarama-blog 9 years ago
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Well I did it 365 b grade, trash, schlock, cheese filled filmic classics in 365 days. Here is the part 2 slideshow #Schlockarama2015 #schlockarama #hammer #troma #postapocalyptic #frankenstein #dracula #sharkattack #sharkweek #sharknado #wolfman #halloween #slasher #queenkong #kong #videonasties #ighorror #obscenehallofshame #bgrade #disasterpiece #horror #70s #vhs #art #pictures #artsy #gallery #creative #artist #zombies
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schlockarama-blog 9 years ago
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Well it's done!! 365 b grade, trash, schlock, cheese filled cult and classics flicks in 365 days. So just in case you missed it, here is the first 6 months in a 15 second slideshow #Schlockarama2015 #schlockarama #hammer #troma #postapocalyptic #frankenstein #dracula #sharkattack #sharkweek #sharknado #wolfman #halloween #slasher #queenkong #kong #videonasties #ighorror #obscenehallofshame #bgrade #disasterpiece #horror #70s #vhs #art #pictures #artsy #gallery #creative
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31-12-2015 During a New Year's Eve celebration, a Punk Rock & New Wave show host gets a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered--and she will be the last one. So what if the identity of the killer was obvious? It's nice to see them use a setting that doesn't involve annoying teens.; Not sure if the plot is actually mathematically possible but a cool movie nonetheless. As for the bands, I've heard much worse tuning to whatever "hip" station is in town and I kinda liked the title song -- New Years Evil (1980) #newyearsevil #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher
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30-12-2015 The sole survivor of a mining accident which occurred on Valentine's Day 20 years ago arrives back returns to town just in time for the first Valentine's Day party since the accident. Mean while a masked man wearing a mine worker's uniform with Pickaxe prepares to kill the group throwing the party. An outstanding and underrated slasher flick from Canada has became one of those cult movies embraced by slasher and horror fanatics including Quentin Tarantino that declares the film his favorite slasher movie of all time -- My Bloody Valentine (1981) #MyBloodyValentine #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher
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It's a sad sad day - Lemmy Kilmister, ROCK legend and the hard-living founding member and frontman of Motorhead, has died at the age of 70 just two days after being diagnosed with a extremely aggressive cancer. Rock In Peace Lemmy 1945 - 2015 #49percentMotherfucker51percentSonofaBitch #riplemmy鈾狅笍
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29-12-2015 Maniac Cop is a great exploitation film. It has some truly inspired moments. Bruce Campbell is great and the Maniac Cop himself is a worthy creation in the horror genre. Most people will avoid this and they shouldn't, because for the budget and limitations it's a great flick. Fix a nice big bowl of popcorn and enjoy a great horror cheapie -- Maniac Cop (1988) #ManiacCop #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #BruceCampbell
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28-12-2015 What do you get when you combine young people partying, 80s metal non stop, wet t-shirt contests, pretty girls making a buck or two on the side with older gents, sharply dressed biker gang, shady local government figures, and a leather-clad masked killer who offs everybody in high voltage fashion. You get one of the most watchable slashers out there. It's so well made, well paced and well acted (well, it's campy but not horrible) that it almost qualifies for a "feel-good slasher". The story isn't too complex, a beach town biker gang leader gets fried on electric chair, his last words consist of a vow to avenge his own death. Later it's summertime and horny young people start turning up dead - Nightmare Beach (1989) #nightmarebeach #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher
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27-12-2015 This film throws back to Hooper's roots, trading in the gore for playing with your nerves like Jimmy Page playing guitar. Traveling carnivals have always had a sinister, menacing undertone to them - that's part of what makes them so attractive - and Hooper takes that queasy unease and turns it up to '11', so that when the true horror is revealed, it's intensified that much more. Four friends on a double date decide to hole up in the Funhouse of a traveling carnival just outside of town way past closing time, just for kicks. It's a weird place that gives off a freaky vibe, but they don't come to realise just how freaky, until they see something that puts all of their lives in danger, and realise to their horror that not all the freaks in the show are fake...or at all "fun" -- Fun House (1981) #funhouse #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #tobehooper
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26-12-2015 This is an underrated little gem. The plot centers around an dead horror star who is bent on revenge, when a group of college kids steal his corpse. This movie has it all, scares, laughs, and saint, yes saint, the ring leader of the college kids. He's got the looks, he's got the style, he's got the girl. But what he hasn't got is a prayer of making it out of this movie alive! check it. also, look for Jeffery Combs of re-animator fame -- Frightmare (1983) #frightmare #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #JefferyCombs
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25-12-2015 That guy off tellies Grizzly Adams is department store Santa trying to stop a Nazi created elf from doing something. The elf is laughable. Characters come and go without explanation. The elf kills without explanation. Grizzly Adams acting defies explanation. The dialogue is priceless. This movie was delightfully bad. I highly recommend it -- Elves (1989) #elves #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher
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24-12-2015 This film focuses on 3 college girls, Jennifer, Phoebe and Vivia who pledge a sorority and get in enduring pranks and humility. Soon, a mysterious killer starts wiping out some of the campus residents and when the girls attend a costume party, the killer decides to make their presence known. This is a strange film that pays homage to horror films, "The House on Sorority Row," "The Evil Dead" and "The Exorcist." The acting is kind of weak, but there's good make-up effects and I'd probably view this at least once if you're a horror/slasher fan -- Killer Party (1986) #killerparty #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher
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23-12-2015 The usual slasher mix of indistinguishable, anonymous characters, bloody and brutal murder sequences and slow walks in dark rooms and corridors (in which the killer may be hiding). There is also an unexpected but preposterous plot twist, and a ludicrous "shock" ending, also typical of the genre. The film also features Tom Savini's outstanding gore effects. His -pitchfork-through-the-belly and knife-through-the-head scenes are both technically excellent -- The Prowler (1981) #theprowler #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #fullmoon #TomSavini
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21-12-2015 If you are looking for more gore and a little classic horror look no further. Welcome to the mind of Clive Barker. His books and movies are both demented and graphic but are always worth the watch if you like horror movies. Maybe one of the most original Horror movies of the '80s. What Clive Barker created here is just astonishing. With little money he created something of his own book, that looks much more than it actually is. The makeup FX are just great, better than in many Big Budget movies of that time. The violence is so disturbing that I couldn't believe that the ratings board let him get away with it. I mean, how many other movies do you know that are rated R in which you can see skinned people walking around -- Hellraiser (1987) #Hellraiser #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #leatherface #pinhead #CliveBarker
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20-12-2015 This film takes the tale of the Texas cannibals to a whole different direction. Though nothing can touch the original Chainsaw 2 is actually a worthy sequel. The sick humor mixed in with the noise and the violence make for a good bowl of chili. Chainsaw 2 couldn't be the original, but then again what can? This film, however can stand out on it's own and knock down several worthy competitors -- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) #TheTexasChainsawMassacre2 #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #leatherface
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20-12-2015 This film takes the tale of the Texas cannibals to a whole different direction. Though nothing can touch the original Chainsaw 2 is actually a worthy sequel. The sick humor mixed in with the noise and the violence make for a good bowl of chili. Chainsaw 2 couldn't be the original, but then again what can? This film, however can stand out on it's own and knock down several worthy competitors -- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) #TheTexasChainsawMassacre2 #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #leatherface
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19-12-2015 The story of Freddy Krueger, a maniac who killed 20-30 children on Elm Street and was not imprisoned due to a technicality, only to be burned to hell by angry parents... However Freddy doesn't go away that easily! He comes back and haunts teenagers of Elm Street in their dreams, and if he kills them in their dreams, that's it! Bam, they are dead and gone another kill from the man with the razor blades... -- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) #anightmareonelmstreet #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #FreddyKrueger #johnnydeep
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18-12-2015 Everything a horror movie should have. scares, jump scares, suspense, memorable moments, and disturbing scenes. It is by far the best film of the series. It's got great suspense and plenty of skin-jumping shocks. It may seem that the special effects are horrible, but these special effects were awesome for 1988. Chucky doesn't come alive until it's half over, but this just adds more suspense -- Child's Play (1988) #ChildsPlay #DismemberDecember #disaterpieces #bmovies #schlockarama #slasher #chucky
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