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i made a new ace flag for my ace friend

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one of those beauty masks but instead of cucumber on your eyes you use pickles

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You found a rest point.

Rest on the Dirty Davenport?

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fellas, is it gay to [tender, emotional music playing]?

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there are so many things i want to do with you darling. i want to hold your hands, kiss you, run my fingers through your hair, hold you in my arms, kiss your forehead, lay your head in my lap. i just keep thinking about you

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"I think numbers are interesting." @rogeliohrdz15, 2022

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mcdonalds honey mustard tastes dangerously similar to nail polish

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WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I POSTED THAT AT 1 IN THE MORNING

@shadowishes please show me soon

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SHADO THIS HAS BEEN HERE FOR LIKE ALMOST 2 YEARS NOW AND YOU'VE KNOWN THIS ACCOUNT EXISTED

@shadowishes please show me soon

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This is so fucking cute, I want to be able to do this so bad it's hurting me

Can we , buy eachother build-a-bears and dress them up ,, and ,, and ,, also when you squish them it tells me "I love you" in your voice ?? And , and I'll do the same to mine ?? So when you're away I can cuddle it and hear your voice and it'll be like you're there 🥺👉👈

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Thanks @teded

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Bri'ish crows be like

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When I was like, 7, I used to think divorces were reverse weddings. Everything would be like a wedding. There would even be a divorce cake and divorce presents. Everyone would be in their wedding attire. And instead of "kissing the bride" it would be "slapping the groom"

After that, the divorce ceremony would abruptly end

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Oh no

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Me hiding from my responsibilities

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Gobble... 😳😳😳 Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble 👬👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Gobble Gobble 🥴😩😫😖🥵

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Ok so I've been watching Re: Zero and Rem is the best character in all timelines, including the ones where she doesn't exist. I've been spamming people with drawings of rem and they want me to stop so i made this