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i miss soft a emphasized i adaine
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the sisters :D based off kf the one scene in sophmore year right after they rescue aelwyn
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see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli
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the phrase โjerking offโ is gender neutral, to me,
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if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable
#the trick to sewing machines is that if it's new you have to be a bitch to it and if it old you treat it like a queen#and the real trick is taking it out of the box instead of letting it rot on top of your desk in your craft room
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don't worry they had it
i need a cherry powerade before i kill myself or someone else
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Poem @chucktaylorupset
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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard
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Dropout cast members as things to never say to someone who just came out
See: this article
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Jess Ross
Jacob Wysocki
Vic Michaelis
Mike Trapp
Rekha Shankar
Lily Du
Zac Oyama
Izzy Roland
Ally Beardsley
Ify Nwadiwe
Raph Chestang
Lou Wilson
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Siobhan Thompson
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i need a cherry powerade before i kill myself or someone else
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why did his dark materials aus go out of style
i love giving a character a little guy to hang out with and putting layers on meaning into something small
#might fuck around with the ones idk#i need to finish what I'm actually writing first but that's a big ask
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a week from today we start halloween here and it's too damn early
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