Lee/Dio || 24 || he/they || TES blog of @filbert-weevil || we are Paarthurnax stans first and humans second
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"He didn’t see it coming. I gave him my famous chili and his ass exploded as soon as he finished it. The Elder Council is classifying it as a new type of war crime."
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you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
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political correctness out of control. war on saturalia. fishmonger wished me "happy midwinter" etc etc
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Possessed by Nazeem to make this
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Just heard a lady on the news misspeak and sign off saying “Live in Riverwood- I mean live in Riverside…”
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MY WAY
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let's be honest nirnroot would probably be a mediocre high
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Me walking out of Nchuand-Zel with 950 pounds of Dwemer Metal shoved up my asshole
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"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?"
commission for a friend
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oblivion is Not Woke. we gotta fix that
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Since that animation WIP post is getting traction I might as well share the very silly little final product
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lyds doodle!! it's not much but it's honest work 💪
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got that dawg in him
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I think it'd be funny but also suck really bad if the dragon souls that the last dragonborn absorbs are like. Still present and can speak in ldb's head like a fucking Twitch Chat.
Even if it was just the named dragons and Miraak it'd be hectic but it could also be funny to have these fuckers providing commentary and shit for everything the ldb does.
#ive actually toyed around with this being canon for my ldb because its so fucking funny to think about#vira thinks shes done with miraak after apocrypha#until she gets lost somewhere and he psychically beams 'you missed the turn genius' directly into her brain
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#LMFAOOOOOO#thinking about the awkward small talk that mustve happened on the way to vvardenfell#jiub
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(Mild flashing/eyestrain warning for the second half! I'll post a slower version below that's less flashy and let's you see the details)
A short Morrowind animation for a MAP (Multi-Animator Project).
It was fun trying different methods of animation (no reference for Nerevar, rotoscoping a 3D model for the ring, and a video reference for the hand) and letting myself use a loose sketchy style!
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Version with the second half slowed down (link because Tumblr is dumb about having more than one video in a post):
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when you grew up scared of the frostbite spiders in Winterhold only to find yourself shipped off to the Everything Is Big Bugs province
#it's important for everyone to be aware that my nerevarine is the worlds most pathetic guy ever#he gets over it eventually but his first time seeing a silt strider almost kills him#tesblr#tes#the elder scrolls#morrowind#tes morrowind#tes oc#nerevarine#dunmer#my art#oc: koveth
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