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when the guy w the buzz starts looking good 🤡

So down bad you start liking his haircut😨

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ACTUALLLY CRASHING OUT RN

I legit texted my friend on MPNDAY

"What class ru in" since school starts TOMORROW (having another crahsout abt taht)

and he JUST texted me after leaving me on delivered and u KNOW WHAT HE SAYSSSSSSS

"Hey Sarah, what classes do u have?"

AHHHHHHHHAGDHRHIEBFHIWJEVGRIRJ

READ UR FREAKING TEXTSSSSD

IM GOING TO STAB U AND THEN MAKE SURE U LIVE SO I CAN BURY U ALIVEEEEEE

USE UR BRAIN FOR ONCE IN UR SAD LITTLE IDIOT LIFE

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new fav character

Wait he kinda fits my fav character checklist tho in all seriousness

-photographer

-has a funny white guy name that can and has been stretched out (ex. Petey, Timmy, Jimmy)

-so fucking insane and doesn't even really realize

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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I would def be fretting if I were u lex

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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no he says tweet tweet

he says chirp chirp

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I'm sorry but Jason looks like he's about to murder me scarecrow style

Lowk fits tho

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Lowk my type 🤡🤡🤡

Going through it 'cause you somehow fell for the most insufferable guy around

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hottest dc hero and villain go

Cass Cain specifically black bat cass cain (duh) and aquaman's main villain I forget his name but like bro don't even get me started

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lowk I would probs die in the first 2 min I stepped into gotham js because of the sheer number of goons and thugs and wtv

On the other hand, metropolis is js plain boring

Everyone always says theyd rather live in metropolis instead of gotham but idk. I think id prefer some goon i know can be knocked out with a normal punch over like. A nigh unkillable alien or whateverrrr. Obvs theres a range of villains but a lotta gothams are just Dudes.

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lowk my type

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it would honestly make me hate him even more. if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life I would pull out my hair.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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obsessed evil ex core except they weren't even dating

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forget abt superman and lois

This is the best duo in the movie

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Hate is still hate, even if ur a liberal

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it's how u show ur older siblings love

younger siblings am i right

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@worstlesbianever u should add another animal

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Lmao heard similar thing from uncle who owns a farm

"Yea I'm keeping her and the offspring in the cage until Doug comes to buy them for his son"

Turns out he was talking about chickens

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man