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I PRAY THIS IS A RED-HERRING AND HIM TALKING TO HIS MOM ABT JONAH OR SOMETHING

PLEASE.

TK AT THE GRAVEYARD TOO????

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NOW I DOUBT IT IS

Wtf

I fucking knew it was him as soon as he said it was a ranger.

Bro.

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I fucking knew it was him as soon as he said it was a ranger.

Bro.

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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Just imagine one big lesbian family with 4 sons

All of them co-parent

Wanda : Mom 1 , with Natasha

Natasha : Mom 2 , With Wanda

Agatha: Mom 3 , With Rio

Rio: Mom 4 , With Agatha

Rebecca: Mom 5 , with Jeff (the one guy)

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Billy: Is Wanda and Rebecca's biologically direct child- was Adopted by Agatha- Natasha and Rio are his Step-moms basically

Tommy- Doesn't claim his real mom, is Wanda's biologically direct child- was adopted by Rebecca and Agatha- Natasha and Rio are his step-moms

Nicky- Agatha and Rio's son- Wanda and Natasha Co-parent for fun basically- Rebecca has no part but enjoys having him over

The DarkHold's child form- Just likes to pretend he's apart of the family and claims Wanda and Agatha as his mom, making Natasha and Rio his step-moms for funnies.

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When Billy went back to Agatha's house , he grabbed Señor Scratchy as he left. He then had to explain to his parents about how he just 'found' this rabbit and that he should keep it.

Agatha sits and stares at the rabbit. If she was human it would sound like she was insane, but she would whisper 'I know you can see me. I know it.' all the time.

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Billy: this is my mentor

Agatha: hi, I'm his step-mom

Billy: I'm glad I wasn't there for that canon event.

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Teen: *eating fruit snacks*

Jen: are those mine?

Teen: no. They're too fruity to be yours. That's why they're mine.

Jen: I'm literally bisexual. I'm just as fruity as you.

Teen: but you don't pass the vibe check.

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Twinotes skits pt 2!

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Teen: sigh. I hate homosexuals.

Agatha: kid do not even start with me. I've seen your 'Boyf' call you.

Rio: no he's actually slaying by saying that. Why do you think I'm killing everyone?

Agatha: WE LITERALLY HAD A SON TOGETHER

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Agatha all along Twinote skits bc I tried to post it to tiktok and it kept getting taken down

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Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

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TK: I love you all

Nancy: you're not about to commit, right?

TK: I CANT SAY" I LOVE YOU" TO MY FRIENDS??!

Tommy: to be fair you did add 'all' to the end.

TK: cap not you too...

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If I had a nickel for every time I had a favorite character who was gay, married, Jewish, has a dead mom, a brother they are separated from, and saves a ton of people

I'd have two nickels

That's not a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

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I have a very OOC headcanon for TK

He'd be the type of person to make jokes about suicide and just very self deprecating jokes, but be surprised when people are actually concerned about him.

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TK: oh so you'll be my Batman?

Carlos: Only if you're my Superman

TK: that's gay

Carlos:

Carlos: Tyler-

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Nancy : I just lost my work partner

Nancy : So Cap got me a new one

'Danger magnet' TK Strand:

Nancy: I don't feel good about this.