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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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bbc merlin + text post

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imagining arthur following merlin to the library to annoy him into reading out loud

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(They're definitely Up To Something)

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Just finished the incredible Last Binding trilogy by @fahye and I need everyone else to read it too so we can scream about it together. Here are the Blyth siblings, just doing sibling shit.

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Love love love when people reimagine Bilbo and Thorin's first meeting as love at first sight, bc in reality it was like:

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THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (2012)

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Bring your horse to the restaurant patio for…. enrichment or something.

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you know me better than anyone has ever known me, and i dare say the same is true for me about you.

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#Love triangle is out #Throuple is in

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Barthanes: You must be my aunt’s Warder

Moiraine: Oh no, he’s-

Rand: A friend.

Moiraine: Mmm…can’t quite say that

Rand: A traveling companion? Your mentee? A colleague?

Moiraine: Eh

Rand: A man I respect?

Moiraine: so this is Rand

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Lord *born into a life of wealth and privilege* Arthur Holmwood Godalming: ok cool I’ll go to the Vice-Consul tomorrow and make sure he’ll tell us when the Count’s boat has arrived. I’ll just stop at the bank first to get enough money.

Jonathan *orphan who not six months ago walked into what he knew full well was a very sketchy situation bc he couldn’t afford to lose his job* Harker: yes. Yes. Yes! We shall use money to ensure a favorable outcome! Ha-ha! People will do the things we want them to because we’ll financially compensate them. Normally they wouldn’t but propriety and things like professional confidentiality can all be circumvented with Money!!! Money that we can give them!!! Judge Moneybags will settle the case! *maniacal laughter*.

Arthur:

Arthur turning to Quincey: do normal people not bribe when they want something done that’s against the rules? What do they do instead?

Quincey *taking a British holiday for an undetermined amount of time* Morris: I have no idea

Jack Seward: they just don’t get to do the thing.

Arthur and Quincey:

Arthur: well that’s just uncivilized.

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Wheel of Time + troubled birds

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Single dad Darius AU is something that can actually be so personal guys

Featuring local 23yo law student who finds an abandoned baby and decides to raise it as his own (cue cool young bachelor to being an absolutely smitten dad speed run)

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later