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Talking to and understanding animals is fun until the tiny scary Robin breaks your window to ask what is wrong with his cow
#gothamites#only in gotham#onlyingotham#₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎#sanriogotham#~☆#I swear the batfamily knows everything because i told no one in gotham i can talk to animals
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Whoever was the man dress like Leon Kennedy pn the rain who threw a metal pipe at some guy who had my bag then got dragged by dick greyson
I love you
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What if the creator of your favorite yaoi ship waited 20 years to reveal that they are, in fact, cousins. It's possible, it's frightening, it happened to Kaishin.
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So guess who had to cut their hair after some random two face grunt cut one of their pigtails off.
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Me, I did
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Watching Tenshi Muyo while having the biggest fever rn while Red Robin ranting fnaf lore???
Is a trip
I don't even know if Red Robin was talking about fnaf lore since my ass was out of consciousness watching 90s anime which I could barely hear red robin was just talking
#gothamites#only in gotham#onlyingotham#₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎#sanriogotham#dc red robin#Who needs drugs when you have illness and anime#I was watching the dub and could barely hear anything#or what what the bro said#Can't believe listening to red robin ran actually gave me asleep
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So what's the consensus on Superman being a monster fucker, while yes he does sleep with Batman (who is our local Gotham cryptic) Superman is also an alien so would it really be considered monster fucking or... Oh no the implications...
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If yall see The Red Hood with Hello Kitty stickers on the back of his helmet
I had nothing to do with it
#gothamites#only in gotham#onlyingotham#₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎#sanriogotham#dc redhood#redhood#idk if he even knows#yall saw nothing
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Gotham is just irl Slient Hill
#gothamites#only in gotham#onlyingotham#₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎#sanriogotham#no i am not kidding#also side note#happy new year#im not dead yet#slient hill
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This is why we stay inside
Warning for other gotham-goers
The water is once again, poisoned
Joker Gas, yada yada, stay tf away from Crime Alley bc A, Joker is gassing the place, and B, Red Hood is there and he doesn’t have runber bullets anymore
@gotham-response
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My reaction to when some random ass villain crashed my school, causing me to not turn my assignments in
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i met Bruce Wayne today (he came in to buy some coffee) and he not only tipped me fifty bucks, but he also said my hair was “very much slay” before looking at his son for approval.
i did not realise i was into dilfs until today.
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Red Hood after picking up two sixteen-year-old like stray cats
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I believe that superman and batman are magical girls
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I have a genuine belief that Dick Grayson has played Kingdom hearts and just toke Sora personality
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Summer in gotham, where everything is hot and humid. Also, the sun is never out. For some reason, we are constantly foggy weather
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