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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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did gregor samsa teach you nothing. ruin lies ahead

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

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ack oooguh help the wind keeps blowing me

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damn this new album by the police goes hard

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one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

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Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

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being electrocuted is a state of mind

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major thing about "china" and data collection is that like yes, tiktok is collecting your data and maybe selling it to the chinese government but we also literally have proof that google does this thanks to the NSA and that facebook attempts to manipulate your politics with targeted ads from foreign actors. pretending that a chinese social media is worse than the US owned megacorps is just xenophobia

I think Americans in general should maybe start taking xenophobia more seriously. Because with the. Everything going on in the world right now. It's gotten really really bad. And while lefties might not be reactionary to the same extent as republicans it's still very much prevalent. I went to dinner with my family recently and the stuff they said about my cousin's family who emigrated from Russia made me feel like I was losing my mind. He's 2 years old. How are you going to discriminate against a baby with a clear conscience. Then you read the news and it's like "China is spying on you with TikTok and weather balloons" and you hear people on all angles of the political compass repeat it. Are you hearing yourself right now. Are you for real

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growing up is realising that all candice goes through is unbearable mental torture.

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

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my dashboard simulator is just:

mutual 1: I am SO normal [is demonstrably not]

mutual 2: i am so weird [is demonstrably not]

mutual 3: i am normal [arguably is, but only in lab conditions. where they need a pressure of 1 atmosphere and 25°C to be 'normal' and even then....arguably]

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hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

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Sometimes taking an attack of opportunity to get the woman you love out of harms way is something that can be so special

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feeling a lot of pressure on the smallest choices recently. specifically fast fashion and "new clothes" culture is everywhere and depressing - the idea that jeans with a rip, or jackets with a broken button just need to be thrown out and replaced seems so everywhere and it scares me.

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I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.