birth certificates are just your first ever participation award
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what is the original colour of paint?? like before they add dye?????
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CARS???
are planes human cans?
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are planes human cans?
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bagels are just donut hamburgers
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UK residents SIGN HERE on the government petition
https://transrightsuk.carrd.co/
https://uktransrights.carrd.co/
please, if you’re a UK resident, trans or not, please speak out on behalf of your trans family, friends. we suffer enough without the right to self-identify in the UK
if you aren’t from the UK please share this so that more Uk residents can see and speak up.
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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
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*I hand you a liquidy raw egg from my shirt pocket and pogo stick away*
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is it just me or is the moon getting closer
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Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
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parents show us that 'treat other how you wish to be treated' doesn't always work
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cats will always appreciate your thighs, dont let let anyone else tell you otherwise
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I find it very suspicious that 85% of the time I cant see 86% of my body (not just the shell)
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you know how they have conserts with headphones? what if that except it's in movie theaters and live shows, so that the headphones have noise cancelling so noone hears a baby cry or a phone ring
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hey if there are any people interested in creating a new pokemon region, me and some of my friends have created some servers you can join
there is pokemon ruins which is inspired by Chernobyl with 2 new types and lots of funky pokemon
https://discord.gg/7HRQm28
there is Sauka region development which is a foresty region where we will be making pokemon based off of native American mythology, supernatural and monstrous creatures of the Americas
https://discord.gg/MWkRTPa
please feel free to join if you like pokemon or want to make new pokemon!! invite you friends too!! we are very open to new people!
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having a shower and not washing your hair is so difficult because if your mind thinks about what happens to abandoned snail shells for 2 seconds your hairs is already dyed deep red, shampooed and conditioned
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