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TAETAE.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MY FEELINGS. -R

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If I did my math correctly...

A, your birthday ends in 15 minutes back home.  Please don't get drunk and die tonight before I can come home and see you.  I'm not creative enough to write a poem for you and I only have 15 minutes to make this post so here are some pictures of asian men to distract you from my lack of creativity.  I MISS YOU.

...how did that get there?  

...

Ahem... Happy birthday. -R

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...hi

Today is your birthday and you know the score

Asian men and poetry is what I’m aiming for

so here is my present for you to enjoy

beware, your ovaries it may dibidibidestroy

call up the bartender to bring us a round

then we can drink ourselves into the ground

but in a punchbowl of feels I fear we may drown

unless we step back and ...

the ocean between is far and wide

a distance the PNXP cannot abide

My soul for an oven I would forsake

if only to be able to bake you this cake

Though times are all hectic and shitty and dire

there are plenty of things in this life to admire

whenever I think of this oiled up fella

I want to go sing Y Si Fuera Ella

(hey. fucking. ya.)

So, may you be merry and glad for today

I hope this didn't come across as cliche

if you feel the worth of this present was low

Fuck it, I got you a big booty hoe.

HAPPPPPPY BIRTTTHHDDAYYY, A. 

-T

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I don't know what you're talking about T. Look at my bias in his little adorable glasses.

The only thing that could make this picture better is if there weren't that useless other individual on the right.  Look at those perfect marshmellowy disgustingly inflated lips.  Disgusting.

...-sobs-

-R

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"oh R... your bias is Onew?

... that's cute."

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Awww look at that little face.

Like a kid at Christmas.

No, Onew. Santa Claus is not the woman crawling down your chimney in a false beard, carrying a stocking full of .. ahem.. toys...

That's just me.

Now where are my goddamn cookies.

-T

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I don't remember Sehun being this tall, nor I being this short...

Gee, my hair looked good here.

-T

Sehun - 121123 SMTown Live World Tour III in Singapore

Credit: Fantastic You.

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Hey, remember us?

Hey, cool cats ... meow. I'm just going to pretend that we're popular and use this preamble to tell you that we are all, in fact, still alive... despite our last post being a month ago...

I'd like to say it's because we're all too busy being surrounded by beautiful Asian men all day long to even need tumblr anymore, but let's face it... At least for me, all China has left me with is a rather unhealthy fetish for short, hard-bitten, Chinese men who wave at me from buses and spit on my shoes. So, in order to bring me back to my roots of unrealistically beautiful people, I'm going to just have a little spam-a-roo spree.

I prithee, do enjoy.

-T

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T-dious Translation #2

In THAT case, make mine a virgin.

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-T

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THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. -R

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THEHUN FEELS THNEAK ATTACKKK. -R

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Shinee....

Get out of that classroom, babies.  You are disturbing my darkest of pedonoona feels. -R

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Well slap me in the face with a wet fish and call me Susan.

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What a stud. -T

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Eli what is your hair.... -R

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I think we all know which photos I'm planning to put on my wall to make my roomate uncomfortable.  -R

HEHE LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY.  Definitely used Onew’s comparatively conservative photo to cover some of the sluttiness that this photo could have contained.  Taemin managed to remain exposed though.

Coincidence? No. Not at all.

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Hello Inappropriate Taemin Thursday. -T

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Dazzling Girl PV Teaser...

When this first came out I was in class.  A girl in my class who is as big of a crazy SHINee monster as I am literally GRABBED ME, dragged me outside and we spent a few precious moments stroking her phone screen and shouting.  Needless to say I am glad to have met her.

However after my ovaries cooled down a bit I couldn't help but notice that the premise of this MV seems to be that SHINee are the fabulous sassy gay stylists of some frumpy Japanese girl. If that is indeed the case.... BAAHAHHAHA WHAT -R