riz-coolgirl

[riz-coolgirl]

Part of my coping with puppy blues is making David suffer too with his hellhound

*chomp*

I mean this in the most loving way possible but if my puppy puts another hole in my jeans I just might have another breakdown. Bro I can only afford so many jeans 😭

[riz-coolgirl]

Aww 🥰 cute @silvermaplealder

Part of my coping with puppy blues is making David suffer too with his hellhound

*chomp*

I mean this in the most loving way possible but if my puppy puts another hole in my jeans I just might have another breakdown. Bro I can only afford so many jeans 😭

[riz-coolgirl]

This chubby cheeked bastard makes me sick!

I'm in love with him...

[riz-coolgirl]

Pretty doughnuts 😋😋

[riz-coolgirl]

I want to beat the shit out of him

[riz-coolgirl]

I don’t about you but this song sounds like David and Michael!!

What do you guys think?? 🤔

[riz-coolgirl]

It's Sad Trans Boi Hours

Have some trans Marko headcanons

Realised he was trans in 1424 at age 14.

Privately started going by Emmanuel and presenting as a guy in 1925.

Publicly presented as a guy in 1932 after Laddie's birth.

Had his chest removed by a surgeon in 1781.

He asked the surgeon to use holy water to cleanse the instruments so the skin wouldn't grow back.

Steals David's clothes when he gets bad gender dysphoria, he has a lot of large jumpers.

Dwayne is the most understanding.

Paul is the least.

Doesn't know if Laddie understands.

Tries to explain it anyway.

[riz-coolgirl]

Nice headcanon @people-are-strange-87

It's Sad Trans Boi Hours

Have some trans Marko headcanons

Realised he was trans in 1424 at age 14.

Privately started going by Emmanuel and presenting as a guy in 1925.

Publicly presented as a guy in 1932 after Laddie's birth.

Had his chest removed by a surgeon in 1781.

He asked the surgeon to use holy water to cleanse the instruments so the skin wouldn't grow back.

Steals David's clothes when he gets bad gender dysphoria, he has a lot of large jumpers.

Dwayne is the most understanding.

Paul is the least.

Doesn't know if Laddie understands.

Tries to explain it anyway.

[riz-coolgirl]

Headcanon: Whenever Marko speaks Italian, Paul basically turns into Gomez from the original Addams Family TV show.

Marko: "Buonasera, miei amici vampiri"

Paul: *Running at breakneck speed to smother him in kisses*

[riz-coolgirl]

Headcanon: Whenever Marko speaks Italian, Paul basically turns into Gomez from the original Addams Family TV show.

Marko: "Buonasera, miei amici vampiri"

Paul: *Running at breakneck speed to smother him in kisses*

[riz-coolgirl]

whenever i try to imagine what david was like when he was human i always picture like, a cartoon nerd with taped up glasses and a bow tie. like just the biggest loser you’ve ever seen.

[riz-coolgirl]

I don’t think so but that is kind of funny 😄 🤣🤣 @starthelostboys

whenever i try to imagine what david was like when he was human i always picture like, a cartoon nerd with taped up glasses and a bow tie. like just the biggest loser you’ve ever seen.

[riz-coolgirl]

Pretty 🤩

Polyphemus Moth

[riz-coolgirl]

Hey Hey!! Everyone who is in the lost boys fandom I have a BIG announcement !!

Today is 4/20 today and I have a thought I feel like Paul would be very happy about today and would be high as a kite!!

What do you guys think 🤔?

[riz-coolgirl]

granpa Emerson is a vampire hunter, canon

but listen.. what if… everyone over the age of 50 in Santa Carla just ..know about vampire extermination? its the same as people knowing how to get rid of moles in their pretty garden, old farts of santa carla just know how to take care of vampires.? it’s common knowledge around these parts

[riz-coolgirl]

The woodburning is finished, just gotta seal the back and add the hanger

[riz-coolgirl]

You really thought you could get away?

Enjoy the doodle!